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hatsune miku fan
mentally i am still here
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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“New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant… So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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i thought Foucault was kinda meh until Eric Adams spent $150 million to catch turnstile jumpers who cost the MTA about $100k in lost fare income. my man went off with that "discipline and punish" "everything is prison" shit. he absolutely nailed it
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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andrew cuomo is emblematic of everything people despise about the democratic party and zohran is everything people want in politics, he represents hope for a better world
June 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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today I am thinking a lot about the 2016 bathroom ban and the subsequent uproar and how completely insane it feels to be here, 9 years later. and I think what you have to take away from that is so much responsibility lies with right-wing media, sure - but also with The Atlantic, with the NYTimes,
June 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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see this is why dictators normally force people to be at their rallies. if no one shows up to your fascism parade you just look like a loser who couldn't even graduate from bozo college. authoritarianism 101 really
June 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Dick Cheney in 2002:
Haliburton is the real deal yall
May 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the new york knicks are trying to kill me
May 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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re-upping my position that raimi’s spider-man 2 is the single best superhero ever made, one of his best movies, and also the closest thing anyone has ever done to putting a silver age comic directly on screen
rewatching raimi's spider-man 2 and what's killing me about these movies is just how laser-focused they are on class dynamics. 14 minutes in aunt may starts crying because she gave peter 20 bucks for his birthday and he tried to turn it away and she's ashamed she can't afford to do better by him
April 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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none of this would be happening if you all voted for hawk tuah 2024
April 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM