Kotu
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❌e fro❌ such projects as “so-so AH” and “❌ediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Hi❌/His. Go Crew, Go Bucks, and Fuck ❌ichigan.
❌e fro❌ such projects as “so-so AH” and “❌ediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Hi❌/His. Go Crew, Go Bucks, and Fuck ❌ichigan.
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Mein Gott he solved Science.
May 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Mein Gott he solved Science.
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After moving twice in four months I can only conclude that moving is a sin. The Czars were right, Serfdom and being bound to one place is good
Today is Moving Day for me so I thought I’d compile all the Moving Tips I think of to help with your next move! List starts here:
1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving
1. Never move
2. Simply live where you live now, forever
3. Whatever stress your current home causes you is lower than the years of stress racked up in one day of moving
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
After moving twice in four months I can only conclude that moving is a sin. The Czars were right, Serfdom and being bound to one place is good
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look im not a catholic but you cant deny they have the most fun theology
September 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
look im not a catholic but you cant deny they have the most fun theology
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TikTok teens seeing old sites using words like "kill" and "die" and actually using text based communication.
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
TikTok teens seeing old sites using words like "kill" and "die" and actually using text based communication.
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And this is the law I shall maintain until my dying day sir
That whatsoever King may reign I'll be the CEO of Brey Media Solutions LLC.
That whatsoever King may reign I'll be the CEO of Brey Media Solutions LLC.
September 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And this is the law I shall maintain until my dying day sir
That whatsoever King may reign I'll be the CEO of Brey Media Solutions LLC.
That whatsoever King may reign I'll be the CEO of Brey Media Solutions LLC.
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One time my Labor Law Professor just shook his head wistfully and said "you can do anything with the tax code."
October 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One time my Labor Law Professor just shook his head wistfully and said "you can do anything with the tax code."
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“Trump should follow the law”
“Why are you obsessed with process?”
“Why are you obsessed with process?”
February 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Trump should follow the law”
“Why are you obsessed with process?”
“Why are you obsessed with process?”
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Underrated subgenre of "I Hate My Wife" Humor is "I Hate My Mother In Law"
May 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Underrated subgenre of "I Hate My Wife" Humor is "I Hate My Mother In Law"
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Seven Powerful Lords with ancient roles, called together by solemn law to decide the fate of their land, while outsiders look in for their share. Sounds like a great fantasy set up right?
Well I just described the Electors of the HRE and buddy let me tell you that was no fantasy come true.
Well I just described the Electors of the HRE and buddy let me tell you that was no fantasy come true.
August 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Seven Powerful Lords with ancient roles, called together by solemn law to decide the fate of their land, while outsiders look in for their share. Sounds like a great fantasy set up right?
Well I just described the Electors of the HRE and buddy let me tell you that was no fantasy come true.
Well I just described the Electors of the HRE and buddy let me tell you that was no fantasy come true.
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Give us control of Delaware General Corporation Law for six hours and we shall be masters of the world.
the world is ours if we want it
Each time a remotely progressive candidate wins office in the US, the rich declare they're going to leave town. What do they actually do? Nothing. A 2016 study found only 0.04% of millionaires move in a given year due to tax increases. Rich people talk to feel important. Please properly tax them.
July 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Give us control of Delaware General Corporation Law for six hours and we shall be masters of the world.
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That man probably wakes up drenched in sweat thinking about this moment to this day
I once said "stop that" in a friendly voice while smiling to a guy who was doing that stupid way-too-hard hand squeeze during a handshake at a conference and he flinched visibly from me. The rules are all fake!
What many men do not understand, because they’re timid conformists whose concern about the opinion of their peers would put teenage girls to shame, is that breaking other men’s rules gives you power over them
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That man probably wakes up drenched in sweat thinking about this moment to this day
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seasons 1 and 2 were really good, because they were written before the show hit, after that it was kinda crushed under its own weight and trying to give fans what they want, which is pretty much always a mistake.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
seasons 1 and 2 were really good, because they were written before the show hit, after that it was kinda crushed under its own weight and trying to give fans what they want, which is pretty much always a mistake.
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Trying to give fans what they wanted also sank Game of Thrones.
seasons 1 and 2 were really good, because they were written before the show hit, after that it was kinda crushed under its own weight and trying to give fans what they want, which is pretty much always a mistake.
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Trying to give fans what they wanted also sank Game of Thrones.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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you elites who can afford movie tickets and streaming might think that Luke Skywalker died unmarried
the true proletarian Star Wars fans know he married Mara Jade, the Emperor's Hand, and had a kid named Ben who did *not* turn evil
the true proletarian Star Wars fans know he married Mara Jade, the Emperor's Hand, and had a kid named Ben who did *not* turn evil
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
you elites who can afford movie tickets and streaming might think that Luke Skywalker died unmarried
the true proletarian Star Wars fans know he married Mara Jade, the Emperor's Hand, and had a kid named Ben who did *not* turn evil
the true proletarian Star Wars fans know he married Mara Jade, the Emperor's Hand, and had a kid named Ben who did *not* turn evil
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Defence policy discourse on the left is actually the peak of childishness, akin to immigration discourse on the right. You can provide fucking piles of data on what actually provably happens and requires action and people will still growl PFFFFT SHUT UP LIB LOL and go watch tons of porn instead
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Defence policy discourse on the left is actually the peak of childishness, akin to immigration discourse on the right. You can provide fucking piles of data on what actually provably happens and requires action and people will still growl PFFFFT SHUT UP LIB LOL and go watch tons of porn instead
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Famously filled to the brim with Ulster Unionists, the senior leadership of the Irish Defence Forces
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Famously filled to the brim with Ulster Unionists, the senior leadership of the Irish Defence Forces
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
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Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Big Bus Stuck is as healing as Big Boat Stuck but in a different way.
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So fucked up they mad him drink Hemlock for that.
Whatever you use as the reference for Bunny Shaw's goal celebration today, whether it is the iconic gesture by Socrates or the famous image of US athletes Tommie Smith and John Carlos performing the Black Power salute at the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City, the important thing is that you got the memo.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So fucked up they mad him drink Hemlock for that.
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"If Democrats had the right message" YEAH CAUSE ONE OF THE MESSAGES IN THE RURAL SOUTH WOULD BE FUCK BLACK PEOPLE AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A PARTY WITH ANYONE WILLING TO RUN THAT
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"If Democrats had the right message" YEAH CAUSE ONE OF THE MESSAGES IN THE RURAL SOUTH WOULD BE FUCK BLACK PEOPLE AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A PARTY WITH ANYONE WILLING TO RUN THAT
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see this is a key factor in the 'Trump is funny' debate. this, almost certainly written by Miller, is psychotic. his off the cuff, unplanned remarks come off very differently
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
see this is a key factor in the 'Trump is funny' debate. this, almost certainly written by Miller, is psychotic. his off the cuff, unplanned remarks come off very differently