Kotu
@kingoftheu.bsky.social
Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew, Go Bucks, Go Cavs, Go Jackets and God Help Ohio's NFL teams. PFP by @reallygoodusername.bsky.social
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Eigenslur strikes again??
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Eigenslur strikes again??
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That’s 8 field goals and a safety combined.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
That’s 8 field goals and a safety combined.
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There are a lot of amazing NFL stats. My favorite used to be that Larry Fitzgerald retired with more tackles than drops. Now this one is my favorite.
The Jets are the first team since 1933 to go an entire season without an INT.
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
There are a lot of amazing NFL stats. My favorite used to be that Larry Fitzgerald retired with more tackles than drops. Now this one is my favorite.
Great news out of our new division rival
Wicky won 12 of 52 games in 2 seasons with the Chicago Fire.
🚨 BREAKING: Sporting KC is finalizing a deal to name Rapha Wicky the club's next head coach, sources say.
Wicky was most recently head coach at BSC Young Boys.
This is SKC's first permanent head coach following legend Peter Vermes leaving the club. www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Wicky was most recently head coach at BSC Young Boys.
This is SKC's first permanent head coach following legend Peter Vermes leaving the club. www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Great news out of our new division rival
"...formed the centrepiece of what became known as The Romulan Intervention. The ‘Intervention’ – for Federation Standard still lacks a correct word for their botched attempt to start a war with a pre-emptive strike –"
I feel like that's happened enough they need a word for this.
I feel like that's happened enough they need a word for this.
"Vulcans! If only the rest of the galaxy worked the way they think it does! If it were true, the Klingons would surrender just to avoid the endless lectures."
CHAPTER 13 OF THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM - THE BALANCE OF TERROR - IS LIVE NOW
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CHAPTER 13 OF THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM - THE BALANCE OF TERROR - IS LIVE NOW
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January 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
"...formed the centrepiece of what became known as The Romulan Intervention. The ‘Intervention’ – for Federation Standard still lacks a correct word for their botched attempt to start a war with a pre-emptive strike –"
I feel like that's happened enough they need a word for this.
I feel like that's happened enough they need a word for this.
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This is my first relatively big account, and I’ve found a lot of the experience surprising. Especially when mutuals hate on each other.
Stop that! I like you both. We’re all friends. You’re ruining this family I made up in my head.
Stop that! I like you both. We’re all friends. You’re ruining this family I made up in my head.
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
This is my first relatively big account, and I’ve found a lot of the experience surprising. Especially when mutuals hate on each other.
Stop that! I like you both. We’re all friends. You’re ruining this family I made up in my head.
Stop that! I like you both. We’re all friends. You’re ruining this family I made up in my head.
Rare Rittenhouse Banger
"Vulcans! If only the rest of the galaxy worked the way they think it does! If it were true, the Klingons would surrender just to avoid the endless lectures."
CHAPTER 13 OF THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM - THE BALANCE OF TERROR - IS LIVE NOW
edgeofmidnight.weebly.com/chapter-13.h...
CHAPTER 13 OF THE ARSENAL OF FREEDOM - THE BALANCE OF TERROR - IS LIVE NOW
edgeofmidnight.weebly.com/chapter-13.h...
January 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Rare Rittenhouse Banger
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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ah, welcome to the Progressive Christian torment configuration
yeah like this sucks but we, Yankees, are going to eat a lot of shit as and when the world justifiably hardens against us, and it will not be pleasant and it will not feel entirely fair
finding out that I am apparently responsible for all US imperialism, ever
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
ah, welcome to the Progressive Christian torment configuration
🎶 One of these things is not like the others
One of these things doesn't belong 🎶
One of these things doesn't belong 🎶
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
🎶 One of these things is not like the others
One of these things doesn't belong 🎶
One of these things doesn't belong 🎶
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Reading WATCHMEN is like watching CASABLANCA in that I keep going "oh damn, they were right. This *is* Really Fucking Good."
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Reading WATCHMEN is like watching CASABLANCA in that I keep going "oh damn, they were right. This *is* Really Fucking Good."
> interested in an Asian culture
> look inside
> reheated Chinese or Indian culture
> look inside
> reheated Chinese or Indian culture
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
> interested in an Asian culture
> look inside
> reheated Chinese or Indian culture
> look inside
> reheated Chinese or Indian culture
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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me: i will never get hoisted
my own petard:
my own petard:
December 7, 2023 at 3:41 PM
me: i will never get hoisted
my own petard:
my own petard:
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about to find out whom the bell tolls for real quick
March 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
about to find out whom the bell tolls for real quick
Trump has displayed a definite aversion to American boots on the ground, an instinct he shares with Joe Biden. He's surprised before but I do not think he's going to ever rise above an Air + SOF War.
At this point, I just kinda assume the status quo will hold, and that this entire episode will ultimately amount to little more than content production and performative posting
A former staffer said that U.S. officials would not be performing a formal occupation like in Iraq. “We’re going to tell them: ‘Hey, this is what you have to do in order for there not to be another strike. That’s what [Trump] sees as running the country.” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Trump has displayed a definite aversion to American boots on the ground, an instinct he shares with Joe Biden. He's surprised before but I do not think he's going to ever rise above an Air + SOF War.
Yeah the thing is that "nationalized oil" predates Chavezismo in Venezuela but of course everyone ignores that.
huh it’s almost like the real problem with the Venezuelan economy wasn’t sanctions per se but rather because Chavez and Maduro 1) fired the professionals at PDVSA and 2) didn’t believe in capital investment
Lol. Lmao.
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Yeah the thing is that "nationalized oil" predates Chavezismo in Venezuela but of course everyone ignores that.
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Hi. I'm a registered lobbyist in the state with formerly the strictest term limits in the country. Term limits destroyed all institutional knowledge and trust in the legislature. Yes we became more influential, as did legislative staff & the Executive Branch, but we still backed term limits reform.
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Hi. I'm a registered lobbyist in the state with formerly the strictest term limits in the country. Term limits destroyed all institutional knowledge and trust in the legislature. Yes we became more influential, as did legislative staff & the Executive Branch, but we still backed term limits reform.
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I think 21st century Great Power competition is going to be kind of a throwback to the 18th century, in that is going to pretty non-ideological and mostly between dynasties (and, in this round, interest groups and oligarchs) rather than primarily between nation-states, per se.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I think 21st century Great Power competition is going to be kind of a throwback to the 18th century, in that is going to pretty non-ideological and mostly between dynasties (and, in this round, interest groups and oligarchs) rather than primarily between nation-states, per se.
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but also because instead of court ettiquette as a universal language we'll have social media beefs things will get out of hand very quickly
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
but also because instead of court ettiquette as a universal language we'll have social media beefs things will get out of hand very quickly
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. haha. ha. fuck.
January 4, 2026 at 6:16 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. haha. ha. fuck.
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don't worry! we have nuclear weapons now too
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 AM
don't worry! we have nuclear weapons now too
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Sometimes you just have to laugh.
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January 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Sometimes you just have to laugh.
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