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Kotu
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Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew, Go Bucks, Go Cavs, Go Jackets and God Help Ohio's NFL teams. PFP by @reallygoodusername.bsky.social
"I too hate DEI, which must be abolished posthaste"
February 20, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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South Korean culture is fascinating because it's like "We make two things extremely well: Weapons and pop stars. One of these industries is the ruthless, blood-soaked byproduct of a nation whose soul was scarred by eternal war. The other is our defense industrial base, which is respected globally."
February 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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ok had to draw this too
February 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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honestly people would probably hate it, but AOC/Pete would probably clean up well in 2028 i think
February 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The US would not wish our constitution on our own worst enemies and we have proven that repeatedly.
Saying that German Basic Law is modeled on the US constitution does such a disservice to the work done by the Parliamentary Council in 1949. It's some of the most beautiful constitutional writing ever
February 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Maybe it's a low bar/I don't know enough about the UK to understand but impressed at the extent at which Charles has chucked his brother out since his ascension.
King Charles has issued a statement following his brother Andrew’s arrest
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Yoon Suk Yeol basically tried to get *you*, yes *you*, dear reader, killed in what could easily have become a full-scale nuclear war.
February 19, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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another day volunteering as president of south korea. everyone keeps asking me if they can declare martial law. buddy, they wont even let me declare it
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Yeah exactly, framing the bombs as a great question of morality, balancing factors, with an understanding of the consequences is anachronistic at best, but crucial in keeping atomic bombings are beyond the scope of normal activity.
August 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Truman did a lot of myth making after the fact about the "decision." He was not closely involved in the process at all, nor did he consider some of the factors he later said he did. But those, along with his later actions in Korea, helped establish the Nuclear Taboo.
This is no doubt true, but it worries me. In some ways, the human race got extremely lucky to develop atomic bombs when and how we did. They were ready at just the right time to end a war, to create the myth of the power of the bomb, followed by a long period of cold war competition.
August 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Wild that pretty much every modern writing system derives from hieroglyphs except Chinese and Japanese. Even the Mongol alphabet comes from there.

(Korea is also kind of an exception, their King just got really into Conlanging one time and it got out of hand.)
April 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Yeah let’s go with that being why I’m awake rather than chronic inability to sleep at normal times
Who else is staying up to find out the fate of Yoon Yuk-Seol?
February 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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wild how Franz Ferdinand has living male line descendents
February 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Franz-Joseph was cursed. His heirs were, from 1848:
- brother Maximilian
- son, Rudolf
- brother, Karl Ludwig
- nephew, Franz Ferdinand
- great-nephew Otto (not son of previous nephew)
He would have been a fantastic Emperor of Austria-Hungary, but unfortunately decided being the puppet Emperor of Mexico was a good idea.
Maximilian seemed to be the only guy in the middle of that great farce who didn't understand what his role was
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Any updates on that ECOWAS coup belt Cold War thing.
February 19, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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then, of course, it's back to running back all of the old beats with rey and ben versus the emperor

the emperor tries to get rey to give in to her anger and kill him! the emperor throws ben down a chasm (this has never once killed anyone in the history of star wars, sheev! you should know!)
February 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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and this is the key to rise of skywalker's crimes - it's not even trying to tell a story, it's not even trying to work within a coherent fictional universe

the more you try to make it work the worse it gets

it's not a good story told poorly, like the prequels - it's not really a story at all
February 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Anyone who says "vote blue no matter who" before a primary and who then reneges on it is a liar, which will damage their credibility forever. So you should be eager to stake out that position before a primary because it protects you just as much as it binds you.
February 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Oh God they gave him a checkmark
Okay I’m just gonna say it. I think some of the confusion here might come because people are too politically unaware to realize the distinction between primary and general elections
February 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Alfred follows the "No Guns, No Killing" rule in the same way a parent plays along with Santa being real.
February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
"You know I'm perfectly sane Batman. I like birds, but I'm not mad. So why dress as a Penguin? Because the Falcones, the Maronis, they couldn't keep up with the costumed freaks. If plain old Cobblepot tried to run Gotham's underworld he'd be killed, but even The Joker respects a gimmick."
February 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Villain trying to set up a Joker-Batman/Luthor-Superman esque sexually charged villain-hero thing but the hero is of the wrong orientation.
Oh my god they made Firefly a John Hinkley-type
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DC: if Barry saved his mother he would ruin the timeline so damn much

Wally: fuck it we save Linda

DC: YES SIR long love the Park-West Dynasty!
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I don't care if the donation had strings attached get his name off of everything at OSU
MOMENTS AGO: Rep. Robert Garcia says Lex Wexner gave Jeffrey Epstein about $1 billion.

www.ms.now/news/les-wex...
February 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM