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Hello new users of Bluesky. Just a reminder that I am internet royalty, more original than Lauren Duca, and handsome to boot
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When you yell at me, this is who you are yelling at
March 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
When you yell at me, this is who you are yelling at
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Yeah, well, "Scooby-doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter."
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeah, well, "Scooby-doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter."
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Killer Mike: Mamdani creativity and the eccentric right, going offline to find the light. We blur all lines, the politicians will fawn! No dumb women and Gooners are gone!
El-P: Memes stale, vitality lacking, rising from the ashes, door dashes in caches
El-P: Memes stale, vitality lacking, rising from the ashes, door dashes in caches
meanwhile, the fiume avant-garde lady of the NYC New Right thinks Mamdani is going to cause an artistic revolution for reactionaries
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Killer Mike: Mamdani creativity and the eccentric right, going offline to find the light. We blur all lines, the politicians will fawn! No dumb women and Gooners are gone!
El-P: Memes stale, vitality lacking, rising from the ashes, door dashes in caches
El-P: Memes stale, vitality lacking, rising from the ashes, door dashes in caches
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
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actually jar jar binks is a stand in for Québécois
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
actually jar jar binks is a stand in for Québécois
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THICC &
THANCCFUL
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THANCCFUL
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November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
THICC &
THANCCFUL
🙏
THANCCFUL
🙏
i love how consistently this holds up
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i love how consistently this holds up
this is a pretty cool album by a really underrated guitar player www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDK6...
Harvey Mandel – Springfield Station Theme
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November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
this is a pretty cool album by a really underrated guitar player www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDK6...
this is one of the funniest dumb guy exchanges i've ever seen lmfao twitter is a machine for turning people into dril
Definitely the two fattest, baldest, most physically laughable fucking nerds on the planet know alpha
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this is one of the funniest dumb guy exchanges i've ever seen lmfao twitter is a machine for turning people into dril
describing Star Wars Chief Wahoo as "a character created for children to sympathize with indigenous populations" is so funny
Time to stop dooming over the shutdown deal and focus on what really matters: Pointlessly hostile left-coded Star Wars hot takes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
describing Star Wars Chief Wahoo as "a character created for children to sympathize with indigenous populations" is so funny
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it’s cool that the Dem caucus in the senate is basically a Three Christs of Ypsilanti situation
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
it’s cool that the Dem caucus in the senate is basically a Three Christs of Ypsilanti situation
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my hoops themed bbq joint, brisketball, is one of many ventures
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
my hoops themed bbq joint, brisketball, is one of many ventures
horror movie set in an abandoned, never-opened data center when?
Data-center projects that “may sit empty for years because the local utility isn’t ready to supply electricity.”
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November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
horror movie set in an abandoned, never-opened data center when?
thinking about hauling some taconite ore pellets over to Wisconsin today. anyone wanna join?
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
thinking about hauling some taconite ore pellets over to Wisconsin today. anyone wanna join?
dream job
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
dream job
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I don't know enough about Congress really, but, am I crazy to think the Senate caved primarily actually so the Republicans wouldn't get rid of the filibuster--which would be a net good--so that they wouldn't lose their excuse for never doing a single thing the Democratic base wants and demands
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don't know enough about Congress really, but, am I crazy to think the Senate caved primarily actually so the Republicans wouldn't get rid of the filibuster--which would be a net good--so that they wouldn't lose their excuse for never doing a single thing the Democratic base wants and demands
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shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"
i've always been hesitant to watch this movie for fear of falling so deeply in love with Pia Degermark i develop some Swedish variant of the Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i've always been hesitant to watch this movie for fear of falling so deeply in love with Pia Degermark i develop some Swedish variant of the Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome
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I forget which of my distinguished mufos said this first but that look really does begin to read as a pledge of loyalty once you think about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I forget which of my distinguished mufos said this first but that look really does begin to read as a pledge of loyalty once you think about it
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Feeling spicy might delete but I used to work with Chuck Schumer's eldest daughter, and when she was getting ready to go to Yale Law she was dissatisfied with her financial aid package so she made them do a three way call (at the office) with her and her dad to push for a better package
February 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Feeling spicy might delete but I used to work with Chuck Schumer's eldest daughter, and when she was getting ready to go to Yale Law she was dissatisfied with her financial aid package so she made them do a three way call (at the office) with her and her dad to push for a better package
Democratic opposition to the GOP:
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Democratic opposition to the GOP:
every sleazy Rock Hudson movie from this time must have felt like this:
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
every sleazy Rock Hudson movie from this time must have felt like this: