Scarves
@scarvesthewriter.bsky.social
Jokes pop into my head. I like video games, movies and books. mid 30s, northeast Ohio, they/them
the ancient greeks would have flipped their shit seeing law and order scripts
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the ancient greeks would have flipped their shit seeing law and order scripts
@stephenhartzell.bsky.social loved that you played the rivalry week highlights from roddy and wayne. one of your gifts as a host is your skill for letting the rest of the talent shine
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
@stephenhartzell.bsky.social loved that you played the rivalry week highlights from roddy and wayne. one of your gifts as a host is your skill for letting the rest of the talent shine
after some thought, i do need to acquire the 'banned' necklace that jordon hudson has
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
after some thought, i do need to acquire the 'banned' necklace that jordon hudson has
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Dr. Victor Fries? The cryogenics expert?
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Dr. Victor Fries? The cryogenics expert?
ask me about my ex wife
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ask me about my ex wife
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To be clear, the ways of Ohio are as wise as they are mysterious. Shunning the outside world is why Ohio is a paradise
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
To be clear, the ways of Ohio are as wise as they are mysterious. Shunning the outside world is why Ohio is a paradise
jordon hudson is a beauty pageant loser who does cheerleading competitions (who is she cheering for) that her miserable, rich, soon to die boyfriend is dragged to.
queen.
queen.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
jordon hudson is a beauty pageant loser who does cheerleading competitions (who is she cheering for) that her miserable, rich, soon to die boyfriend is dragged to.
queen.
queen.
jordon hudson is my hero
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
jordon hudson is my hero
the crabs are slandered, as usual
they don't know the higher crabs are nearing escape, their brains aren't that complex. being crabs, their primary mode of interacting with the world is pinching and dragging. the higher up crabs are just more easily pinched and dragged. nothing nefarious. no scheme
they don't know the higher crabs are nearing escape, their brains aren't that complex. being crabs, their primary mode of interacting with the world is pinching and dragging. the higher up crabs are just more easily pinched and dragged. nothing nefarious. no scheme
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the crabs are slandered, as usual
they don't know the higher crabs are nearing escape, their brains aren't that complex. being crabs, their primary mode of interacting with the world is pinching and dragging. the higher up crabs are just more easily pinched and dragged. nothing nefarious. no scheme
they don't know the higher crabs are nearing escape, their brains aren't that complex. being crabs, their primary mode of interacting with the world is pinching and dragging. the higher up crabs are just more easily pinched and dragged. nothing nefarious. no scheme
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Go Jackets. Haynes King.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Go Jackets. Haynes King.
*looking at the scoreboard, stoned out of my gourd*
well damn nc state could get bowl eligible
well damn nc state could get bowl eligible
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
*looking at the scoreboard, stoned out of my gourd*
well damn nc state could get bowl eligible
well damn nc state could get bowl eligible
because the jetsons is in the training data, eventually chatGPT is just gonna name a character elroy jetson if you use it to write your novel
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
because the jetsons is in the training data, eventually chatGPT is just gonna name a character elroy jetson if you use it to write your novel
in olden times i would've died in the woods
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
in olden times i would've died in the woods
i love learning about cool stuff like this
Yes, actually. Special variants of the first issue of JUSTICE LEAGUE VS. GODZILLA VS. KONG would play a King Kong or Godzilla roar when you opened the comic. #ngl
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i love learning about cool stuff like this
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
in hell no one owns a car, they all rent from enterprise
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
in hell no one owns a car, they all rent from enterprise
good if it's a battleship, bad if it's a village. hope this helps!
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
good if it's a battleship, bad if it's a village. hope this helps!
i want someone who wants me as bad as my cat, like brennan, wants to eat a rubber band
she pulls them off my wrist if i mistakenly wear one home
she pulls them off my wrist if i mistakenly wear one home
Was thinking about Brennan recently
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i want someone who wants me as bad as my cat, like brennan, wants to eat a rubber band
she pulls them off my wrist if i mistakenly wear one home
she pulls them off my wrist if i mistakenly wear one home
the ak-47 is an immaculately engineered weapon, to say that it is "evil" insults the great soviet minds that constructed it.
nothing is produced in context; everything must be evaluated in a vacuum
nothing is produced in context; everything must be evaluated in a vacuum
As someone who works with a team who puts in a lot of time, effort, and perspective review into what we do.....
I'm extremely tired of the "take a personal stand reviews" we're seeing more and more of. Reviews are always opinions but the stuff we've seen from Hogwarts to ARC Raiders is @$%*
I'm extremely tired of the "take a personal stand reviews" we're seeing more and more of. Reviews are always opinions but the stuff we've seen from Hogwarts to ARC Raiders is @$%*
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the ak-47 is an immaculately engineered weapon, to say that it is "evil" insults the great soviet minds that constructed it.
nothing is produced in context; everything must be evaluated in a vacuum
nothing is produced in context; everything must be evaluated in a vacuum
what if we just ban probability?
no ai! (probability tokens outlawed! no sentences formed!)
much less gambling! (can't run a profitable casino when it's illegal to know the odds!)
no ai! (probability tokens outlawed! no sentences formed!)
much less gambling! (can't run a profitable casino when it's illegal to know the odds!)
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
what if we just ban probability?
no ai! (probability tokens outlawed! no sentences formed!)
much less gambling! (can't run a profitable casino when it's illegal to know the odds!)
no ai! (probability tokens outlawed! no sentences formed!)
much less gambling! (can't run a profitable casino when it's illegal to know the odds!)
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
i tell...very different lies about *my* astronaut wife
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i tell...very different lies about *my* astronaut wife
the criterion sale of books
As the NYRB sale comes to an end I want to strongly recommend Moravagine, one of the greatest and strangest novels you’ll ever read. Also the main character is a scientist named Raymond La Science. So that’s fun
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the criterion sale of books
they should close all the ivies and condense them into what researchers call "super-cornell"
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
they should close all the ivies and condense them into what researchers call "super-cornell"
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Toad put his head very close to the ground and shouted, “NOW SEEDS, START GROWING!”
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad put his head very close to the ground and shouted, “NOW SEEDS, START GROWING!”