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Billiam
@billh.bsky.social
First things first, I’m surrealist.

Cat roomate, ATLien, and sandwich eater with a dash of urbanism and sports.
It is very weird to me to have the FCS national championship be played at a college stadium.

Not that Frisco was better but this feels weird. Should be at a destination too. Like put it in Orlando or somewhere.
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
For real. If you can make this happen, it is a cheat code.
One of the best things you can do for your marriage is not share a bathroom
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I mean that's depressing as hell Carl!
"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."

– Carl Sagan
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That wasn’t on the kicker. That was a bad hold. Put it down about 6 inches too close to the holder.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
NFL kickers
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Even hurt Lamar Jackson is still incredible
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Thank fucking god
The Falcons are also firing GM Terry Fontenot, per source.
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
MNF with a H2Pitt
January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
No shit? Like who is arguing the other side??
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Looks like the teams are down for this
Alright Saints friends. We’re fucking this up for the Bucs right?
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Alright Saints friends. We’re fucking this up for the Bucs right?
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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happy week 18, here’s all the NFL theme songs sung a cappella:
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
After watching it I am struggling to understand why people enjoyed Marty Supreme.

Let’s not confuse this with “they enjoyed watching Timothée Chalamet act”, because I think he did a good job, instead I thought the characters were one dimensional and the movie on the whole was flat
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
How in professional football are you not in the longest spikes to start the game when it’s raining like this? Freaking incompetent.
January 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Any elected not calling for impeachment by the end of the day should be primaried
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Did not run great at all today but I finished. 55:39. Will need to work on that.

But it also included stops to shotgun a beer and to take a shot of fireball. So it wasn’t all bad. Shoutout to the kind spectators.

And I’m wearing this sweatshirt for the rest of the day. Idngaf.
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Caught a @zrau.bsky.social out in the wild! And he was good enough to pace me for almost three miles before I died.

Good to see ya Zach.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
What’s the proper amount of time to wait before calling and yelling at my father in law this morning?
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Who the fuck gets engaged at the Mayo Bowl
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This games pretty drunk but in a less fun way than normal drunk games are
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
@screechysaywha.bsky.social making the halftime bumper promo with the deviled egg
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Me, scrolling, NOT JEALOUS AT ALL
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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For my non-football followers, if you need a rooting interest in the Mayo Bowl that is filling your timeline, this is Mississippi State’s head coach
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Shoutout @milleryoho.bsky.social or whoever the soccer fan who planned this is
POV: you’re inside the mayo maniacs section
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
#1 Mayoniac
January 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM