This is the kind of face you see after a bunch of fast cuts of drugs being prepared and used in Requiem for a Dream

Techbros want to end humankind

restarting my chip thread over here because twitter doesn’t deserve it: sweet and sour chicken Lays are exactly as good as you’d imagine

So then, a starter pack(et) of crisps for new followers.

Your essential guide to the best potato and corn based snacks.

Strap in. A 🧵

Let’s start with a simple basic cheese’n’onion.

I make no apologies for this. You don’t start a wine course with a Pomerol 1/15

the ceo of walgreens has admitted that their strategy of having a guy chase each customer around the store with a big sledgehammer has sadly backfired

This is a rich text - Pelosi literally broke a hip while making calls to help a 74-year colleague with esophageal cancer nab the job over AOC

Pigpen was not living mas it appears.

The truly amazing "this pledge means you're not gonna murder us, right?" almost overshadows the bit where it sounds like they can fire you if you support healthcare being decoupled from capitalism?

The folk songs write themselves

But you have to pay extra for premium to tell them apart if they're wearing Oakleys.

That’s fair

Disney on Ice is so funny. You grow up practicing skating 5 hours a day until your feet bleed, an Eastern European coach screams at you non stop every single day, you get ranked 42nd in the world and wonder about your career and then it’s like boom hope you like being Sebastian the Crab

Here's to an inaugural post with/for better vibes than the other place