keyzera.bsky.social
@keyzera.bsky.social
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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So glad I exist in a time when vaccines are questioned, climate change is a lie, the earth isn’t round, but SUPPORT ISRAEL BECAUSE SKY DADDY SAID SO
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE!
Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin

Visit www.takedowntesla.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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These were seen in London.
London fucking ROCKS!💪
March 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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NEW: Five of the billionaires who attended Donald Trump's inauguration have lost a combined $210 billion in wealth since then, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index
Billionaires at Trump’s Swearing-In Have Since Lost $210 Billion
As Donald Trump took the oath of office on Jan. 20, he was flanked by some of the world’s wealthiest people. The billionaires present that day — including Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg — h...
www.bloomberg.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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In this last month I have made the mental transition from "air travel is very safe" to "at least it would be a relatively quick way to go"
February 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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[to Cupid]

Just use the regular arrows, man.
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Somebody transport me to the alternate universe where Kamala Harris won.
February 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Beyoncé's Cowboy Carter album sounds more country than about 90% of the hick-pop slop that's on country radio today.

Y'all should complain about that before you get mad at her for doing it better.
February 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Trump waiting to see if pilot of Philadelphia plane was a white person or not before blaming diversity for the crash. You think I'm kidding but...
February 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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All the people who were firefighting experts last week are now NTSB Air Disaster Investigators.
January 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I love Pho.🍜
It’s impossible for me to be unhappy when I have just eaten pho.
I was sad today, but then I was healed
by Pho.
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
travel
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM