Kevin Cammarata
Kevin Cammarata
@kevincammarata.bsky.social
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I'm about to enter my "what fucking day is it?" era, or "Christmas holidays", as some people call it.
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Growing older is realizing everything he said was right
July 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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tattoo artist: [halfway through garfield tattoo] so do you like lasagna too ha ha
me: [huge fan of 20th president] what?
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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the best websites are like, <name-of-specific-computer>.{physics|math|ee|cs}.<some-university>.edu/~<initials-of-guy>/stuff/html-page-with-no-css.htm
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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you want people to leave twitter then you need sports twitter
November 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Viral sensation Li'l Shitass has officially endorsed Donald Trump for president
November 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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me watching football as a teenager: “holy shit what a hit! he fucked that dude up!”

me watching football as a 42-year-old: “ow! that looks like it really hurt. i hope he’s ok.”
October 28, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
web.archive.org
October 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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Brak Summer
September 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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it's very funny that a guy who claimed he could shoot someone in public and no one would care, himself got shot very publicly and turns out no one cared
August 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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“Recliner? Why, I hardly know her!”
July 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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*beatboxing sounds*
May 31, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one…
 
In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”
April 1, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a whiiiiiiiiiiite Urkel
December 12, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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I bought a pair of sunglasses on the internet that I didn’t realize were mirrored and now it looks like I’m about to sit in the front of a Ford Escape and do racism on TikTok
August 1, 2023 at 11:14 PM