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@kephalos.bsky.social
I've got two turntables and a dictaphone
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Listening to NDP candidates for leadership and how much they care about Canadians it makes me a little hopeful. I hope we can help them rebuild, this is Canadian politics for Canadians #NDP #cdnpoli
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"Masterful gambit, sir" is delightfully scathing.

To everyone who voted Liberal because they were too distracted by the Elbows Up astroturf to realize that Carney was just Harper 3.0: You did this. Please make better choices.
Carney just signed a deal with Alberta that lays out conditions for a new oil pipeline.

In doing this, he managed to piss off one of his own cabinet ministers (who promptly resigned), coastal First Nations, the B.C. government, the Green Party and the Bloc Québécois.

But uh, here's what he got:
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have a little bit of experience with autism bicycles and I'd say that the saddle on that bike looks particularly runctitional. I'd venture you might end up with a medical frymnblal if you use it for very long, maybe even a case of drop-out totalbottl.
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Carney, Smith, and their oil billionaire donors will not hold our province hostage. Call your MP and demand they end this betrayal of British Columbians. #bcpoli
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
(skipping local bands)

Deltron 3030
Booker T Jones
Linqua Franqa
The Wailers
Flying Lotus

(I may be forgetting a few. Honourable mention to DJ Ease of Nightmares On Wax, but DJ sets, however epic, are different from concerts.)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Vance Gilbert
Paul and Storm
Jonathan Coulton
Jean Grae
Aimee Mann

(I haven't been to a concert since 2020)
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:

Kavyesh Kaviraj & Omar Abdulkarim
Minnesota Orchestra
White Dune
Granddaddy (hi, Scottie!)
Tune-Yards/Kassa Overall
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
word to your moms
I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
an' just like the prodigal son, I've returned
anyone steppin' to me, you'll get burned
'cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
and if ya come to battle, bring a shotgun
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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lowkey hate USian as neologism. hideous. we should bring back Usonian, an elegant word with history and only one capital letter.
October 29, 2024 at 3:49 PM
last meme saved is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I will admit to being completely unprepared for "hot pope" memes
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Say what you will, we did successfully stop the Tholians and rescued the ambassador.
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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What a queen
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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ChatGPT is pedagogically harmful.
Increasingly evident, its cognitively not useful at the least.
It also clearly seems to have profoundly dangerous mental health consequences for vulnerable people.
And I feel like Im in the Twilight Zone trying to get people to hear me on this.
this story is horrifying and universities NEED to accept that ChatGPT is actively harmful
1.This is not the only known example we know of ChatGPT cheering on a vulnerable young person to die by suicide, this time it is a recent Texas A&M grad
2. Every single university that has invited OpenAI into our midst should be asked to account for their choices.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
who's up for planning another Louvre heist?

we're not stealing anything, we're putting this in
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
new Erin thread and it's even more amazing than usual

this one is really capturing the vibe lately
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Come for the furries, stay for the transgender anarchists.
i’m giving a presentation to a PR agency tomorrow on why they all need to be on bluesky lol. and i’m looking for quotes!

why should comms pros be on bluesky?
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Totally waiting for this advice to get marked as 'rude' and quietly hidden from everyone's feeds
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
abacus - non-binary demon that seduces nerds
succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have been trying very hard to find some positive silver lining to the enormous cloud of turds that genAI has enveloped us in.

This is something.
This might be very well be The Greatest Day of 2025. Can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so hard for so many good reasons ❤️
Kim Kardashian Blames ChatGPT for Failing Law Exams
Kardashian said the chatbot made her fail tests
gizmodo.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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They want to kill the momentum behind future Mamdanis, because future Mamdanis threaten their wealth hoarding.

Don't help them by amplifying when he's held to an unjust standard. Be vigilant. Be critical. But don't expect inhuman victories, immediate change, or an impossible level of perfection.
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
a traveller
came from an antique land
told me
of stone legs in the sand
broken
head next to where they stand
sneering
a look of cold command

my pedestal? so cynical
...
i like
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
Some traveller once told me
He's from a land so old he
Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs
Near them on the sand
An expression of command
The sneering visage on a half-sunk head
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Lone level sands to horizon running
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM