Keith Houston
@keithhoustonvoices.bsky.social
Voice Actor! Rep: Dean Panaro Talent; Stars the Agency.
Musician | Singer | DJ | Karaoke Carnival Barker | Icelandic Horse Viking Metal Circus Ringleader
At-home Studio | Remote, On-Site Available
keithhoustonvoices@gmail.com
www.keithhoustonvoices.com
Musician | Singer | DJ | Karaoke Carnival Barker | Icelandic Horse Viking Metal Circus Ringleader
At-home Studio | Remote, On-Site Available
keithhoustonvoices@gmail.com
www.keithhoustonvoices.com
Pinned
“Bluesky is an echo chamber because no one wants to hear my fatuous contrarian braying” is certainly a take.
I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it, Charlie Brown.
Why did I cover up the colors stuck inside my head, Charlie Brown?
From hell's heart I stab at thee, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it, Charlie Brown.
A movie that takes place where you're from
Fictional city of “Helverton”, but mostly filmed in C-Springs
Fictional city of “Helverton”, but mostly filmed in C-Springs
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Fictional city of “Helverton”, but mostly filmed in C-Springs
Fictional city of “Helverton”, but mostly filmed in C-Springs
Lightning crashes
a new mother cries
a new mother cries
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Lightning crashes
a new mother cries
a new mother cries
OOO WAH AH AH AH
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
OOO WAH AH AH AH
Exquisite music, as always, for an autumn afternoon
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Instant Holograms On Metal Film by Stereolab on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 13 Songs
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Exquisite music, as always, for an autumn afternoon
music.apple.com/us/album/ins...
music.apple.com/us/album/ins...
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“Adrift in a sea of information and data, we seek a narrative anchor”
10/10, no notes.
10/10, no notes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“Adrift in a sea of information and data, we seek a narrative anchor”
10/10, no notes.
10/10, no notes.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Well, I guess goodbye Rogue Ale. That was sudden.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Well, I guess goodbye Rogue Ale. That was sudden.
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When a company uses genAI voices, it's saying "we no longer know how to work with human voice actors."
The people who did, are gone. They're somewhere else, and they're not there training new people to do that job.
The people who did, are gone. They're somewhere else, and they're not there training new people to do that job.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
When a company uses genAI voices, it's saying "we no longer know how to work with human voice actors."
The people who did, are gone. They're somewhere else, and they're not there training new people to do that job.
The people who did, are gone. They're somewhere else, and they're not there training new people to do that job.
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Speak softly and carry a big microphone.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Speak softly and carry a big microphone.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
I got thrown out of a karaoke bar for getting up on the bar while singing “Pony” by Ginuwine. Bartenders loved it. Security, not so much.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I got thrown out of a karaoke bar for getting up on the bar while singing “Pony” by Ginuwine. Bartenders loved it. Security, not so much.
Me doing some of the voice acting.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me doing some of the voice acting.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
Don’t care if its streaming now, I vowed to see ”Frankenstein” in the theater, its the only true way to experience this @realgdt.bsky.social masterpiece.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Don’t care if its streaming now, I vowed to see ”Frankenstein” in the theater, its the only true way to experience this @realgdt.bsky.social masterpiece.
They don’t speak for us, they speak for money. Always have, the bastards.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
They don’t speak for us, they speak for money. Always have, the bastards.
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the two saddest jobs today are "reality star" and "influencer," both of which would be incredible titles to hold within a religious cult but instead it's some asshole on their phone
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the two saddest jobs today are "reality star" and "influencer," both of which would be incredible titles to hold within a religious cult but instead it's some asshole on their phone
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Sterlin Harjo has captured the most accurate depiction of karaoke I have ever seen on screen.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Sterlin Harjo has captured the most accurate depiction of karaoke I have ever seen on screen.
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Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
Finishing Wednesday S2. It’s… a lot. But, I get to post one of my favorite niche meme creation again.
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Finishing Wednesday S2. It’s… a lot. But, I get to post one of my favorite niche meme creation again.
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There is ONE group of people primarily keeping us from social policies that help people, and that's war-hungry wealthy people in charge. Democrats AND Republicans. I'm sick of getting blamed for what politicians have enacted, what tech companies have paid for, and what corporations have lobbied for.
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There is ONE group of people primarily keeping us from social policies that help people, and that's war-hungry wealthy people in charge. Democrats AND Republicans. I'm sick of getting blamed for what politicians have enacted, what tech companies have paid for, and what corporations have lobbied for.
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YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Samhain for my real friends, real ham for my sane friends
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Samhain for my real friends, real ham for my sane friends