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Keith Campbell
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Millennial of a certain age.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Roth continues to be the best.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Home Alone could've had a very different ending if it was made more recently.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Today is the anniversary of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act. Not only did the law literally open doors to countless students with disabilities (myself included), it also had the unintended consequence of creating the moral panic around an autism "epidemic." 🧵 1/
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Well, fuck.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dark meat, roasted potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, apple
Pie, gravy, biscuits and cornbread
What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Paramount Officially Acquiring The Free Press and Making Bari Weiss CBS News Editor in Chief: Report
Paramount Skydance will be officially acquiring The Free Press and hiring its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of its CBS News division, with the deal to be announced this coming Monday, accordin...
www.mediaite.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@goingmedieval.bsky.social where can I listen to more of the latest episode’s balladeers? I likewise did not want that ep to stop.
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Roth is generally excellent, but man this clause is just dynamite: “thinking that doesn't seem like something that Lenny Dykstra, my hero and also exactly the sort of adult I aspire someday to be, would do.”
One of the good things about working a height-of-summer Sunday Shift is you can wander down a rabbit hole re: the 1986 Mets getting in a fight at a Houston club called Cooter's Executive Games And Burgers without missing anything important. defector.com/39-years-ago...
39 Years Ago, Four Mets Fought The Cops At A Houston Bar Named Cooter's | Defector
Before the Mets’ game against the Houston Astros on July 18, 1986, Tim Teufel passed out cigars in the team’s locker room. The platoon second baseman was rejoining the team after staying behind in Con...
defector.com
July 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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by this metric non-newsworthy stories can become newsworthy if they generate enough outrage for being not newsworthy. also by this metric you could print an uncensored human asshole on the front page of the New York Times.
lol, and who the fuck is this?
July 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Listened to two absolute bangers today running bike errands- @hausofdecline.bsky.social’s “I Don’t Want to Be Angry Anymore” and @bloodvulture.bsky.social’s “Die Close.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Went to a Hold Steady show. Went to the bar across the street after and ended up talking to Craig Finn about Bruce Springsteen in line for the bathroom.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
JJ Redick just became the first coach in the play-by-play era to play five players for all 24 minutes of a half in the playoffs.

James, Doncic, Reaves, Hachimura & Finney-Smith played the entire second half today.
April 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Went with NL East (at the time) catchers and mustachioed starters for today’s Grid
April 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Those don’t look like candy to me
these turkish delights have turkish ends
March 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hey @booker.senate.gov this posting through it strategy ain’t working. We need concrete legislative and parliamentary action to gum up the teardown of the federal government.
Instead of going on TV to say whatever nonsensical thoughts pop into his head, Donald Trump should be working to actually put safety first and make sure a tragedy like this never happens again.
January 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Boys knew the important questions to ask the Big Man- if he knows @footballramble.bsky.social and if he likes the Villa (even threw in a @petedonaldson.bsky.social “It’s Christmaaasss”)
December 25, 2024 at 4:29 AM
November 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I’m used to John Darnielle expressing a feeling way more eloquently than anyone has a right to, but usually it’s in song…
I know this is a radical proposition but it's important: and I know nobody likes to think of themselves as not getting it: but: before you respond to somebody: on here, and maybe anywhere!: ask yourself: "have I actually understood the post or do I just have a thing I want to say"
this is the main posting website now. people are in my replies trying to decipher the identity of The Dweller of the Deep so they can block The Dweller of the Deep.
November 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social per our convo on the hellsite, @piri.bsky.social is delightful and would be a great guest for your pod!
June 22, 2023 at 2:28 AM