Keith Campbell
@keithcampbell.bsky.social
Millennial of a certain age.
Oh shit those go SO HARD.
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh shit those go SO HARD.
Every downturn in this country over the course of the last 45 years can be traced back to that ghoul. Do fucking better.
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every downturn in this country over the course of the last 45 years can be traced back to that ghoul. Do fucking better.
I’d recommend it. They’re a fun band!
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’d recommend it. They’re a fun band!
People (Democrats) are taking the wrong fucking lessons from both Mamdani and Trump’s wins. Being A Poster was *part* of both their appeal. Not the entirety of their appeal.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
People (Democrats) are taking the wrong fucking lessons from both Mamdani and Trump’s wins. Being A Poster was *part* of both their appeal. Not the entirety of their appeal.
Going to fix the male loneliness epidemic with Tweet reply threads Naming Some Guys.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Going to fix the male loneliness epidemic with Tweet reply threads Naming Some Guys.
Calvinball Jurisprudence.
December 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Calvinball Jurisprudence.
It was directed by one of the Safdies so that does track.
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It was directed by one of the Safdies so that does track.
They had a pair of what I could only describe as “Air Targaryens” a few years back - maroon mid-tops with scaled leather around the heel - that I WISH I had pulled the trigger on.
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They had a pair of what I could only describe as “Air Targaryens” a few years back - maroon mid-tops with scaled leather around the heel - that I WISH I had pulled the trigger on.
These unserious people have convinced too large a portion of the populace that dignity is for suckers. I’m absolutely sick of this craven age and I’m also terrified of the path out of it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
These unserious people have convinced too large a portion of the populace that dignity is for suckers. I’m absolutely sick of this craven age and I’m also terrified of the path out of it.
Oh my you are in for a TREAT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh my you are in for a TREAT.
And it’s always the most PERSONAL call a person could have. Like, if I relayed the content of this call to someone else it would be a HIPAA violation.
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And it’s always the most PERSONAL call a person could have. Like, if I relayed the content of this call to someone else it would be a HIPAA violation.
It’s how they got back to the white house so why wouldn’t they keep doing it?
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s how they got back to the white house so why wouldn’t they keep doing it?
I have a distant friend that regularly gives story updates and I want to watch but I’m not turning sound up. Sorry…
a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room .
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have a distant friend that regularly gives story updates and I want to watch but I’m not turning sound up. Sorry…
Yeah but that app would actually be useful.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yeah but that app would actually be useful.
But also he’s a HUNDRED years late on this one. I swear these idiots need to actually read literally anything. www.bbc.com/news/magazin...
WWI underground: Unearthing the hidden tunnel war - BBC News
The scene of brutal underground warfare, where 28 UK tunnellers lie entombed, has been frozen in time for almost a century.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
But also he’s a HUNDRED years late on this one. I swear these idiots need to actually read literally anything. www.bbc.com/news/magazin...
Hell yeah (my youngest absolutely cannot get “Me, oh Me, oh my Roy, you look like a walking thyroid” from Idles out of his head so we’re listening to that a LOT lately)
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hell yeah (my youngest absolutely cannot get “Me, oh Me, oh my Roy, you look like a walking thyroid” from Idles out of his head so we’re listening to that a LOT lately)
I think that’s correct.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think that’s correct.
Because on the one hand, imagining both Adams and Sliwa in Bikini Bottom is deLIGHTful. On the other:
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Because on the one hand, imagining both Adams and Sliwa in Bikini Bottom is deLIGHTful. On the other:
I’m struggling to reckon with whether or not this is superior to the Turtles meme.
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m struggling to reckon with whether or not this is superior to the Turtles meme.
This is largescale Scott’s Tots. I wouldn’t be surprised if those accounts were totally drained by the time the kids went to use them.
a woman wearing a scott 's tots t-shirt is sitting in a classroom with other students .
ALT: a woman wearing a scott 's tots t-shirt is sitting in a classroom with other students .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is largescale Scott’s Tots. I wouldn’t be surprised if those accounts were totally drained by the time the kids went to use them.