Keith Campbell
@keithcampbell.bsky.social
Millennial of a certain age.
And of course:
“And then Cathy came over and we hung out
Drawing swigs from a bottle all bitter and clean
Locking eyes
Holding hands
Twin high maintenance machines”
“And then Cathy came over and we hung out
Drawing swigs from a bottle all bitter and clean
Locking eyes
Holding hands
Twin high maintenance machines”
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
And of course:
“And then Cathy came over and we hung out
Drawing swigs from a bottle all bitter and clean
Locking eyes
Holding hands
Twin high maintenance machines”
“And then Cathy came over and we hung out
Drawing swigs from a bottle all bitter and clean
Locking eyes
Holding hands
Twin high maintenance machines”
And this one:
“Be still this sad day
Be still this sad year
Hope your last hope
Fear your last fear
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one”
“Be still this sad day
Be still this sad year
Hope your last hope
Fear your last fear
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one”
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
And this one:
“Be still this sad day
Be still this sad year
Hope your last hope
Fear your last fear
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one”
“Be still this sad day
Be still this sad year
Hope your last hope
Fear your last fear
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one
You’re not the only one”
“… Blow away
The dreams that break your heart
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothin’ but lost and brokenhearted”
The dreams that break your heart
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothin’ but lost and brokenhearted”
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“… Blow away
The dreams that break your heart
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothin’ but lost and brokenhearted”
The dreams that break your heart
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothin’ but lost and brokenhearted”
A more classic:
“Well there’s a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I got my bags and I’m headed straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain’t got the faith to stand its ground…”
“Well there’s a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I got my bags and I’m headed straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain’t got the faith to stand its ground…”
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
A more classic:
“Well there’s a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I got my bags and I’m headed straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain’t got the faith to stand its ground…”
“Well there’s a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I got my bags and I’m headed straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain’t got the faith to stand its ground…”
Most recent addition (relative to me finding the song)
“My blood brother is an immigrant
A beautiful immigrant…
He’s made of bones
He’s made of blood
He’s made of flesh
He’s made of love
He’s made of you
He’s made of me
UNITY!”
“My blood brother is an immigrant
A beautiful immigrant…
He’s made of bones
He’s made of blood
He’s made of flesh
He’s made of love
He’s made of you
He’s made of me
UNITY!”
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Most recent addition (relative to me finding the song)
“My blood brother is an immigrant
A beautiful immigrant…
He’s made of bones
He’s made of blood
He’s made of flesh
He’s made of love
He’s made of you
He’s made of me
UNITY!”
“My blood brother is an immigrant
A beautiful immigrant…
He’s made of bones
He’s made of blood
He’s made of flesh
He’s made of love
He’s made of you
He’s made of me
UNITY!”
The second hardest I’ve ever laughed is at Samberg’s delivery of “SHIT!” right before he tumbles down the ravine. (The first, I vividly remember, is “he’s about to hit a chestnut tree… AHH!” in the opening to “Marge vs. The Monorail” when I was like 10.)
a man is standing on a rock in the woods with his arms outstretched in the dark .
ALT: a man is standing on a rock in the woods with his arms outstretched in the dark .
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December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The second hardest I’ve ever laughed is at Samberg’s delivery of “SHIT!” right before he tumbles down the ravine. (The first, I vividly remember, is “he’s about to hit a chestnut tree… AHH!” in the opening to “Marge vs. The Monorail” when I was like 10.)
Oh shit those go SO HARD.
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh shit those go SO HARD.
Every downturn in this country over the course of the last 45 years can be traced back to that ghoul. Do fucking better.
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every downturn in this country over the course of the last 45 years can be traced back to that ghoul. Do fucking better.
I’d recommend it. They’re a fun band!
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’d recommend it. They’re a fun band!
People (Democrats) are taking the wrong fucking lessons from both Mamdani and Trump’s wins. Being A Poster was *part* of both their appeal. Not the entirety of their appeal.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
People (Democrats) are taking the wrong fucking lessons from both Mamdani and Trump’s wins. Being A Poster was *part* of both their appeal. Not the entirety of their appeal.
Going to fix the male loneliness epidemic with Tweet reply threads Naming Some Guys.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Going to fix the male loneliness epidemic with Tweet reply threads Naming Some Guys.
Calvinball Jurisprudence.
December 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Calvinball Jurisprudence.
It was directed by one of the Safdies so that does track.
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It was directed by one of the Safdies so that does track.
They had a pair of what I could only describe as “Air Targaryens” a few years back - maroon mid-tops with scaled leather around the heel - that I WISH I had pulled the trigger on.
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They had a pair of what I could only describe as “Air Targaryens” a few years back - maroon mid-tops with scaled leather around the heel - that I WISH I had pulled the trigger on.
These unserious people have convinced too large a portion of the populace that dignity is for suckers. I’m absolutely sick of this craven age and I’m also terrified of the path out of it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
These unserious people have convinced too large a portion of the populace that dignity is for suckers. I’m absolutely sick of this craven age and I’m also terrified of the path out of it.
Oh my you are in for a TREAT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh my you are in for a TREAT.
And it’s always the most PERSONAL call a person could have. Like, if I relayed the content of this call to someone else it would be a HIPAA violation.
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And it’s always the most PERSONAL call a person could have. Like, if I relayed the content of this call to someone else it would be a HIPAA violation.
It’s how they got back to the white house so why wouldn’t they keep doing it?
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s how they got back to the white house so why wouldn’t they keep doing it?
I have a distant friend that regularly gives story updates and I want to watch but I’m not turning sound up. Sorry…
a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room .
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room .
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December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I have a distant friend that regularly gives story updates and I want to watch but I’m not turning sound up. Sorry…
Yeah but that app would actually be useful.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yeah but that app would actually be useful.
But also he’s a HUNDRED years late on this one. I swear these idiots need to actually read literally anything. www.bbc.com/news/magazin...
WWI underground: Unearthing the hidden tunnel war - BBC News
The scene of brutal underground warfare, where 28 UK tunnellers lie entombed, has been frozen in time for almost a century.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
But also he’s a HUNDRED years late on this one. I swear these idiots need to actually read literally anything. www.bbc.com/news/magazin...