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30, onions, they/them
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adolf hitler says it entered agreement with mecha-hitler
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
will there be fanduel ads played at my funeral as well???
December 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This was over in 2022 when he put Ethel Cain American teenager on the list… nothing can ever be funnier than that
Barack Obama shares his favorite songs of 2025.

It includes BLACKPINK, Lady Gaga, SZA, Chappell Roan, ROSALÍA, Olivia Dean, Laufey, and more.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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society if we gave this woman a
Gundam
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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we are the 6%
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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no amount of “yeah, bill clinton should go to prison too” will work as a gotcha to right wingers because their core belief relies on subservience to their betters

they consider donald trump to be their better, so he can rape as many children as he wants as far as they’re concerned
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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i wish i was a cop so i could kill myself
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i still miss u everyday
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.

This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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😤
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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tiny cars giant ballroom

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filled with CLOWNS am i right folks
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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i am running out of ways to say we gotta [redacted]
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM