Jenni Tolls
@jennitolls.bsky.social
Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned
📍 Brooklyn
📍 Brooklyn
Pinned
2026: bunny is a rider
Biggest song worldwide of each year (via IFPI):
2013: Blurred Lines
2014: Happy
2015: See You Again
2016: One Dance
2017: Shape Of You
2018: Havana
2019: bad guy
2020: Blinding Lights
2021: Save Your Tears
2022: As It Was
2023: Flowers
2024: Beautiful Things
2025: APT.
2013: Blurred Lines
2014: Happy
2015: See You Again
2016: One Dance
2017: Shape Of You
2018: Havana
2019: bad guy
2020: Blinding Lights
2021: Save Your Tears
2022: As It Was
2023: Flowers
2024: Beautiful Things
2025: APT.
February 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
2026: bunny is a rider
Padding II lowkenuinely being one the best movies I’ve ever seen … and I’m not even kidding… deserved x
February 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Padding II lowkenuinely being one the best movies I’ve ever seen … and I’m not even kidding… deserved x
“If you wouldn’t vote newsome you don’t care about protecting marginalized communities” my brother in Christ, he is on right wing podcasts saying he won’t protect marginalized communities
February 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
“If you wouldn’t vote newsome you don’t care about protecting marginalized communities” my brother in Christ, he is on right wing podcasts saying he won’t protect marginalized communities
How it feels to zyn
February 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
How it feels to zyn
Puerto Vallarta is to Hells Kitchen as Zipolite is to Brooklyn … I won’t be explaining
February 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Puerto Vallarta is to Hells Kitchen as Zipolite is to Brooklyn … I won’t be explaining
Just got Venmoed $5 for the Alamo Drafthouse lawsuit
a cartoon of peter griffin sitting on a couch with two other people
ALT: a cartoon of peter griffin sitting on a couch with two other people
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February 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Just got Venmoed $5 for the Alamo Drafthouse lawsuit
Justice sun, daft punk moon, Air rising
February 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Justice sun, daft punk moon, Air rising
To be loved is to be changed
a man in a green tank top is standing in a gym and looking at the camera .
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February 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
To be loved is to be changed
Realizing I enjoy being in physical pain and not sure what that says about me … entering masochism era
February 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Realizing I enjoy being in physical pain and not sure what that says about me … entering masochism era
Year of the whores YESSSSSSSS
February 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Year of the whores YESSSSSSSS
Elbow tattoo today
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Elbow tattoo today
One day you finally understand what Solange meant when she said “and it’s like cranes in the sky” and it just hits you like a wave
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
One day you finally understand what Solange meant when she said “and it’s like cranes in the sky” and it just hits you like a wave
Missing my neighborhood dom so fucking bad today never was never allowed to know his name and I haven’t seen him on the grid in months RIP to the freakiest MFer I ever met
February 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Missing my neighborhood dom so fucking bad today never was never allowed to know his name and I haven’t seen him on the grid in months RIP to the freakiest MFer I ever met
I’m in my penthouse half naked… I cook this meal for you naked
an elderly woman wearing a red sweater and a tiktok necklace is making a funny face .
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February 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I’m in my penthouse half naked… I cook this meal for you naked
Why was I not contacted to be an extra in the pillion gay biker pup gang that is my dream job and I totally look the part
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Why was I not contacted to be an extra in the pillion gay biker pup gang that is my dream job and I totally look the part
Pillion unironically being the best queer rom com ever attempted…
February 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Pillion unironically being the best queer rom com ever attempted…
PUP REPRESENTATION MATTERS 🐶🤎🧡🖤
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
PUP REPRESENTATION MATTERS 🐶🤎🧡🖤
PILLION BEST MOVIE EVER INSTANT CLASSIC
February 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
PILLION BEST MOVIE EVER INSTANT CLASSIC
In 2023 I bought a pack of edibles off Grindr from a guy in the Hamptons and they’re so strong and intense I only break them out for VERY special occasions… anyways nw Pillion
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
In 2023 I bought a pack of edibles off Grindr from a guy in the Hamptons and they’re so strong and intense I only break them out for VERY special occasions… anyways nw Pillion