christina (allegedly)
@keanuwave.bsky.social
Christina, 34, American, autistic. Still figuring shit out, but aren’t we all. Pittsburgh native.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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me: i used to easily afford gordida crunch now i can no longer afford gordida crunch also my health insurance is now the size of a small mortgage for an hmo
literally them somehow: the economy is actually better than ever you idiot grandma
literally them somehow: the economy is actually better than ever you idiot grandma
(old person voice)
"When I was in college we watched Tosh.0 and had Gorditas for $2.49 each, now it's almost $6."
"When I was in college we watched Tosh.0 and had Gorditas for $2.49 each, now it's almost $6."
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
me: i used to easily afford gordida crunch now i can no longer afford gordida crunch also my health insurance is now the size of a small mortgage for an hmo
literally them somehow: the economy is actually better than ever you idiot grandma
literally them somehow: the economy is actually better than ever you idiot grandma
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)
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thinking about sega's 2009 holiday card around this time, as one does
your chosen family can just be two queens, a monkey child and a very fast, spiky blue mammal, long as you've got the love for each other, thats all that matters
your chosen family can just be two queens, a monkey child and a very fast, spiky blue mammal, long as you've got the love for each other, thats all that matters
December 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
thinking about sega's 2009 holiday card around this time, as one does
your chosen family can just be two queens, a monkey child and a very fast, spiky blue mammal, long as you've got the love for each other, thats all that matters
your chosen family can just be two queens, a monkey child and a very fast, spiky blue mammal, long as you've got the love for each other, thats all that matters
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I’d like to imagine a 2026 where people stop being fucking weird about trans people I dunno.
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’d like to imagine a 2026 where people stop being fucking weird about trans people I dunno.
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THE POWER THIS HAS
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
THE POWER THIS HAS
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Bruce Springsteen if he were a sheep:
SHORN IN THE USA,
SHORN IN THE USA
SHORN IN THE USA,
SHORN IN THE USA
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bruce Springsteen if he were a sheep:
SHORN IN THE USA,
SHORN IN THE USA
SHORN IN THE USA,
SHORN IN THE USA
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no one cares for Gaston
he just has a good song
no one needs a new origin story for Gaston
he just has a good song
no one needs a new origin story for Gaston
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
no one cares for Gaston
he just has a good song
no one needs a new origin story for Gaston
he just has a good song
no one needs a new origin story for Gaston
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i think funny last words before they give you lethal injection would be "are you guys mad at me?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i think funny last words before they give you lethal injection would be "are you guys mad at me?"
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For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
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"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"The car you're looking at can sit six people without any problems." I don't think I know six people without any problems.
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
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Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Overheard in the supermarket. Two teenagers.
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
1: 'Where's Dad?'
2 (with ineffable weariness): 'In the cheese aisle, having the time of his life.'
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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Please please don't let it be Rob Reiner 🙏
BREAKING: 2 elderly people found dead at Los Angeles home of film director Rob Reiner. Identities not yet confirmed. Detectives investigating - NBCLA
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Please please don't let it be Rob Reiner 🙏
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"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
- Neil Breen, PASS THRU
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It came in late and over-budget but I heard it all worked out in the end. ;)
13 December 1975 #TodayinStarWarsHistory 20th Century Fox board of directors officially "Green Lights" The Star Wars and approves the $7 million dollar budget. The film survived nearly entirely through the support of Alan Ladd, Jr who still believed in the project. #StarWars
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It came in late and over-budget but I heard it all worked out in the end. ;)
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I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’ve always been a fan of this one, and think of it every time I use a public restroom