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how to make shadow puppets
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May 19, 2023 at 2:28 PM
how to make shadow puppets
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[1st day as a waiter]
customer: excuse me this soup is too hot
me: [yelling to kitchen] this guy wants to fuck the soup what do i do
customer: excuse me this soup is too hot
me: [yelling to kitchen] this guy wants to fuck the soup what do i do
May 15, 2023 at 8:31 PM
[1st day as a waiter]
customer: excuse me this soup is too hot
me: [yelling to kitchen] this guy wants to fuck the soup what do i do
customer: excuse me this soup is too hot
me: [yelling to kitchen] this guy wants to fuck the soup what do i do
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[guy about to invent fire]
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
May 15, 2023 at 7:10 PM
[guy about to invent fire]
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
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any car can be a self driving car if u have a brick and don’t care where ur going
May 17, 2023 at 12:42 AM
any car can be a self driving car if u have a brick and don’t care where ur going
[guy about to invent fire]
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
May 15, 2023 at 7:10 PM
[guy about to invent fire]
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
lemme just try banging these rocks together for no reason hahah
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How’s about you don’t tell me what to do
May 15, 2023 at 2:41 PM
How’s about you don’t tell me what to do
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i used to hate tony hawk but then i saw how self effacing and funny he is and i did a complete 720
May 13, 2023 at 3:29 PM
i used to hate tony hawk but then i saw how self effacing and funny he is and i did a complete 720
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Just learned the tragic story of Amelia Earhart the first woman with ears for a heart
May 15, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Just learned the tragic story of Amelia Earhart the first woman with ears for a heart
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
May 14, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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him: what are you studying?
me: engineering
him: wow! what do you plan on doing with the degree?
me: *drying beer glass* probably this
me: engineering
him: wow! what do you plan on doing with the degree?
me: *drying beer glass* probably this
May 7, 2023 at 6:25 PM
him: what are you studying?
me: engineering
him: wow! what do you plan on doing with the degree?
me: *drying beer glass* probably this
me: engineering
him: wow! what do you plan on doing with the degree?
me: *drying beer glass* probably this
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[guy about to invent magic 8-ball]
*kicking a ball* i could really use some vague advice
*kicking a ball* i could really use some vague advice
May 3, 2023 at 3:40 PM
[guy about to invent magic 8-ball]
*kicking a ball* i could really use some vague advice
*kicking a ball* i could really use some vague advice
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[after watching ratatouille]
kid: i want a pet rat
mom: why? 😕
kid: delicious meals 🙂
mom: rats can't cook 🤔
kid: well neither can you 🙄
kid: i want a pet rat
mom: why? 😕
kid: delicious meals 🙂
mom: rats can't cook 🤔
kid: well neither can you 🙄
April 30, 2023 at 11:42 AM
[after watching ratatouille]
kid: i want a pet rat
mom: why? 😕
kid: delicious meals 🙂
mom: rats can't cook 🤔
kid: well neither can you 🙄
kid: i want a pet rat
mom: why? 😕
kid: delicious meals 🙂
mom: rats can't cook 🤔
kid: well neither can you 🙄
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me: this used to be a Pizza Hut, you can always tell no matter what they turn it into
prison guard: no talking after lights out
prison guard: no talking after lights out
May 13, 2023 at 7:57 PM
me: this used to be a Pizza Hut, you can always tell no matter what they turn it into
prison guard: no talking after lights out
prison guard: no talking after lights out
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My Asian parents made me use dialup until college so I wouldn’t be corrupted. I missed early internet culture and I feel like Bluesky is a gift from the gods who took pity on my childhood.
May 14, 2023 at 4:28 AM
My Asian parents made me use dialup until college so I wouldn’t be corrupted. I missed early internet culture and I feel like Bluesky is a gift from the gods who took pity on my childhood.
me [on phone]: i have good news and bad news
mom: what's the good news
me: I skipped school to make some extra money
mom: why is this call from the police station
me: imma get to that in a minute
mom: what's the good news
me: I skipped school to make some extra money
mom: why is this call from the police station
me: imma get to that in a minute
May 13, 2023 at 5:23 PM
me [on phone]: i have good news and bad news
mom: what's the good news
me: I skipped school to make some extra money
mom: why is this call from the police station
me: imma get to that in a minute
mom: what's the good news
me: I skipped school to make some extra money
mom: why is this call from the police station
me: imma get to that in a minute
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the government doesn’t want you to know that you can have a good time on the internet
May 12, 2023 at 6:07 PM
the government doesn’t want you to know that you can have a good time on the internet
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*at breakfast going on 2 hours sleep after playing Tears of the Kingdom all night*
*tapes rock to a fork*
Rock fork.
*tapes rock to a fork*
Rock fork.
May 12, 2023 at 6:03 PM
*at breakfast going on 2 hours sleep after playing Tears of the Kingdom all night*
*tapes rock to a fork*
Rock fork.
*tapes rock to a fork*
Rock fork.
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F • R • I •E • N • D • S seasons in short:
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
May 10, 2023 at 7:18 PM
F • R • I •E • N • D • S seasons in short:
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
F • R • I •E • N • D • S seasons in short:
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
May 10, 2023 at 7:18 PM
F • R • I •E • N • D • S seasons in short:
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
1: The One where the casts meet
2: The One where Ross and Rachel hook up
3-6: The Unnecessary Ones
7: The One with a successful wedding
8: The One where Ross and Rachel re-unite??
9: The One about babies
10: The Last One
[at a possum's funeral]
priest: are… are we sure—
widow: —no
priest: are… are we sure—
widow: —no
May 10, 2023 at 1:06 PM
[at a possum's funeral]
priest: are… are we sure—
widow: —no
priest: are… are we sure—
widow: —no
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[guy about to invent mario]
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
May 10, 2023 at 9:23 AM
[guy about to invent mario]
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
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Me, babysitting: *rings the parents* we have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
May 10, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Me, babysitting: *rings the parents* we have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
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*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus*
...
*makes distant thunder noises with mouth*
...
*makes distant thunder noises with mouth*
May 9, 2023 at 1:22 PM
*accidentally uses flash while trying to take pic of funny looking person on the bus*
...
*makes distant thunder noises with mouth*
...
*makes distant thunder noises with mouth*
[guy about to invent mario]
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
May 10, 2023 at 9:23 AM
[guy about to invent mario]
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
*eating shrooms* is stuff getting 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓻
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STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
May 9, 2023 at 2:59 PM
STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
ME: the fewtch?
STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now