Ian of the Sea
@iandukes.bsky.social
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
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Ian of the Sea
@iandukes.bsky.social
· May 5
Just once I'd like to have a president with cognitive incline
I believe that comparison is the thief of joy. At least as much as the next guy.
February 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I believe that comparison is the thief of joy. At least as much as the next guy.
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Maybe we need to enunciate better
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Maybe we need to enunciate better
HIM: Wanna see the new Jason Statham movie, Shelter?
ME: You mean Shelter Man? He plays a guy who builds shelters?
HIM: No
ME: Must be The Shelter Cleaner, a humble custodian by day..
HIM: The title is just Shelter
ME: Ah yes "shelter", one who is an expert at shelting
ME: You mean Shelter Man? He plays a guy who builds shelters?
HIM: No
ME: Must be The Shelter Cleaner, a humble custodian by day..
HIM: The title is just Shelter
ME: Ah yes "shelter", one who is an expert at shelting
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 PM
HIM: Wanna see the new Jason Statham movie, Shelter?
ME: You mean Shelter Man? He plays a guy who builds shelters?
HIM: No
ME: Must be The Shelter Cleaner, a humble custodian by day..
HIM: The title is just Shelter
ME: Ah yes "shelter", one who is an expert at shelting
ME: You mean Shelter Man? He plays a guy who builds shelters?
HIM: No
ME: Must be The Shelter Cleaner, a humble custodian by day..
HIM: The title is just Shelter
ME: Ah yes "shelter", one who is an expert at shelting
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🧬 EPISODE 169 - ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER 🧬
We’re wrapping up our 2025 retrospective with the likely front runner for best picture: Paul Thomas Anderson’s ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
We’re wrapping up our 2025 retrospective with the likely front runner for best picture: Paul Thomas Anderson’s ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
🧬 EPISODE 169 - ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER 🧬
We’re wrapping up our 2025 retrospective with the likely front runner for best picture: Paul Thomas Anderson’s ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
We’re wrapping up our 2025 retrospective with the likely front runner for best picture: Paul Thomas Anderson’s ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
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🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17
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Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another
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⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2
You gotta understand. The ICE agent was genuinely scared. He felt threatened, disrespected, diminished. He was unsure, unsteady, unhinged. He was all fucked up, pissed off, shitting bricks. He was authentically callous, honestly vindictive, truly enraged. You gotta understand.
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
You gotta understand. The ICE agent was genuinely scared. He felt threatened, disrespected, diminished. He was unsure, unsteady, unhinged. He was all fucked up, pissed off, shitting bricks. He was authentically callous, honestly vindictive, truly enraged. You gotta understand.
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we're gonna need to borrow the gadsden flag until the treading stops kthx
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
we're gonna need to borrow the gadsden flag until the treading stops kthx
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Fascism means never having to say you're sorry
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Fascism means never having to say you're sorry
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Anyone who isn’t furious is not to be trusted
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Anyone who isn’t furious is not to be trusted
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😷 EPISODE 166 - EDDINGTON 😷
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
😷 EPISODE 166 - EDDINGTON 😷
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
I was confused as to why Trump thinks annexing Greenland is a national security priority. Thankfully the admin sent a spokesperson to give us this cogent and detailed explanation:
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I was confused as to why Trump thinks annexing Greenland is a national security priority. Thankfully the admin sent a spokesperson to give us this cogent and detailed explanation:
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alien vs predator vs scott pilgrim vs the world
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
alien vs predator vs scott pilgrim vs the world
I call my little oranges "Clementine" or "Cutie" but other fruits are much more formal. Me and raisins aren't even on a first name basis.
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I call my little oranges "Clementine" or "Cutie" but other fruits are much more formal. Me and raisins aren't even on a first name basis.
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ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to one day have 13 streaming apps, all of which hide the closed captioning options in a different place
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to one day have 13 streaming apps, all of which hide the closed captioning options in a different place
Venezuela stole our oil and praise the Lord and Donald Trump we're bringing it back home to the USA. That oil was born here and it makes me so sad to imagine what it went through. When it was taken from us it was just baby oil.
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Venezuela stole our oil and praise the Lord and Donald Trump we're bringing it back home to the USA. That oil was born here and it makes me so sad to imagine what it went through. When it was taken from us it was just baby oil.
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Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
REAGAN: The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the U.S. Government and I'm here to help"
TRUMP: It actually sounds really nice in Spanish
TRUMP: It actually sounds really nice in Spanish
Reporter: Who would run Venezuela?
Trump: It is largely going to be the people standing right behind me. We are going to be running it
Trump: It is largely going to be the people standing right behind me. We are going to be running it
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
REAGAN: The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the U.S. Government and I'm here to help"
TRUMP: It actually sounds really nice in Spanish
TRUMP: It actually sounds really nice in Spanish
Imagine being a right-wing podcaster right now, wondering if you'll get the call to serve as Interim Presidente de la República
Trump on Venezuela: We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition.
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Imagine being a right-wing podcaster right now, wondering if you'll get the call to serve as Interim Presidente de la República
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Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
the slow blink is a sign of deep trust, affection, and relaxation. he's essentially saying "I love you"
Trump also denied falling asleep during Cabinet meetings, claiming that reporters only catch him while he’s “blinking.”
“I’ll just close. It’s very relaxing to me. Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.”
“I’ll just close. It’s very relaxing to me. Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.”
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the slow blink is a sign of deep trust, affection, and relaxation. he's essentially saying "I love you"