@kayfor.bsky.social
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I've got two of my very limited Bowie/Mr Benn A3 Giclee prints on fancy art paper back in stock. Each one has secret, unique details! £50 plus p&p if you want one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I've got two of my very limited Bowie/Mr Benn A3 Giclee prints on fancy art paper back in stock. Each one has secret, unique details! £50 plus p&p if you want one.
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
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Throwback to when Roses were worth buying
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Throwback to when Roses were worth buying
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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"Many people are saying he's the greatest Gatsby, that's what I've heard anyway. Joe Biden wanted to get rid of Gatsbies in this country, can you believe that? Big, beautiful Gatsbies and they would have all been gone. But we're bringing back all those great Gatsbies pretty soon, wait & see..."
I need a reporter to ask Trump what The Great Gatsby is about
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Many people are saying he's the greatest Gatsby, that's what I've heard anyway. Joe Biden wanted to get rid of Gatsbies in this country, can you believe that? Big, beautiful Gatsbies and they would have all been gone. But we're bringing back all those great Gatsbies pretty soon, wait & see..."
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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I want Sunderland to win the league
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I want Sunderland to win the league
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“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
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If you’re wondering what the Pet Shop Boys use to wash their hands, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a….
it’s a sink.
it’s a sink.
May 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you’re wondering what the Pet Shop Boys use to wash their hands, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a….
it’s a sink.
it’s a sink.
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Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years.
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Donkeys at my local animal sanctuary having a party to celebrate one of them living there for 20 years.
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"not just a hat rack, my friend"
September 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"not just a hat rack, my friend"
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[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
September 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
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The patron saint of parks is Saint Francis of Assisaw.
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The patron saint of parks is Saint Francis of Assisaw.
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Very important info for eg women in violent relationships who maintain a secret phone. Please pass along.
If you have a secret or hidden phone, the government's Emergency Alerts could reveal your device, even if it's on silent or do not disturb.
The government is testing emergency alerts on Sunday 7 September. If you're worried this could reveal a phone, you can follow this guide to turn off the alerts
The government is testing emergency alerts on Sunday 7 September. If you're worried this could reveal a phone, you can follow this guide to turn off the alerts
September 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Very important info for eg women in violent relationships who maintain a secret phone. Please pass along.
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Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only £3) or please share this so I can reach new customers.
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Please help support my TINY business and either purchase something from my shop (stickers are only £3) or please share this so I can reach new customers.
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
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Murder, she wrote.
"Your password is incorrect".
Oh shit, she thought.
"Your password is incorrect".
Oh shit, she thought.
August 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Murder, she wrote.
"Your password is incorrect".
Oh shit, she thought.
"Your password is incorrect".
Oh shit, she thought.
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[Italian restaurant]
ME, your waiter: Have you decided on dessert?
YOU: Uhhh… Affogato
ME: Then I’ll come backo when you remembero
ME, your waiter: Have you decided on dessert?
YOU: Uhhh… Affogato
ME: Then I’ll come backo when you remembero
August 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
[Italian restaurant]
ME, your waiter: Have you decided on dessert?
YOU: Uhhh… Affogato
ME: Then I’ll come backo when you remembero
ME, your waiter: Have you decided on dessert?
YOU: Uhhh… Affogato
ME: Then I’ll come backo when you remembero
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"Look, all we have to do is walk into a bar and the joke will write itself, trust me."
August 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Look, all we have to do is walk into a bar and the joke will write itself, trust me."
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July 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Diddly Farm Squat Shop.
July 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Diddly Farm Squat Shop.