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KV
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physically and emotionally tall
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my name is ozymandias, king of kings. ask your doctor if looking upon my works is right for you.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, which were processed in a facility that also processes peanuts.
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 12
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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TurboTax makers Intuit have lobbied the government for years to block free public tax-filing.

Now Trump has terminated the free IRS Direct File program, nearly a year after Intuit gave his inauguration $1M.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence

Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence

The LLM: You can eat that rock
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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hey what’s up, thanks for coming by. yeah so just over there is the bedroom, then we’ve got the bathroom down the hall and there’s the kitchen. oh that? the human shape carved out in the wall? well; th-that’s my hole. it was made for me.
March 13, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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also I can’t believe it’s called DOGE, we’ve normalized so much but it would be like if a gigantic historic thing bringing about constitutional crises were called like “You Done Goofed Institute of Cash Me Outside.”
February 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
In typical fashion, I'm a few days late. Love showing horror movies to friends and watching "film" in "the theater"
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's
August 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
I recommend doing bonding activities with friends, like getting spontaneous tattoos.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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These are Emergency Times.

Instead of being a snarky critic of someone busy trying to actually do work towards creating less suffering in this world, spend YOUR time doing work to create less suffering.

Organize. Fundraise. A wealth of ways to help.

"Reply guy" isn't a helper role, though. FYI
find your place on deck
another world is possible-- but we must start living into it today
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
January 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.

In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Greta Gerwig's Little Women (2019) 🔈🎵
September 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM