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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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i love this website actually
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP
remembering that time a kitchen cupboard fell off the wall.
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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They’re picking jurors for Luigi this week
Repost so everyone remembers this:

Jury Nullification is when
Jurors vote to acquit,
not just based on the law.
But on wether the application
of that law
Truly serves justice.
September 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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flaming moe's
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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my dad was always saying this
August 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man
August 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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just found out today for the first time that bill clinton might have some problematic sexual proclivities 😔
I bet you freaking communists of Bluesky have some second thoughts about releasing the Epstein lists now that you know it might include your favorite politician of all-time William Jefferson Clinton
July 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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This may be an unpopular opinion but I think golfers and tennis players being unable to handle noise is weak as hell. If someone can hit a 102 mph fastball while 40,000 Philadelphians are yelling at them to eat shit, my dudes here can handle a champagne cork. bsky.app/profile/awfu...
July 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Linda Yaccarino will go down as one of the funniest characters in business history, waking up and pushing that boulder up the hill every day, cheerily posting "X is where it's at" while her boss ruins her life every 4 hours by replying "Interesting." to AryanTruth1488
Breaking news: Linda Yaccarino steps down as CEO of Elon Musk’s X.

Her resignation comes one day after the platform's AI chatbot Grok made posts referencing Hitler that were later deleted.
CEO of Elon Musk’s X, Linda Yaccarino, resigns
The announcement comes a day after the social media site’s AI chatbot made antisemitic statements. Yaccarino did not offer a reason for her resignation.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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DIY > AI
July 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
January 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM