Katie Dorsey
@katiebdorsey.bsky.social
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Green Dress stays winning
Every time a bowl game takes place in the Dallas Cowboys practice facility, like the Frisco Bowl, I’m reminded that, bafflingly, this iconic fight happened outside that space.
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Green Dress stays winning
I need every single person to watch “It’s Florida, Man” on HBO
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I need every single person to watch “It’s Florida, Man” on HBO
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GIVE KANSEI MATSUZAWA THE GROZA RIGHT NOW
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
GIVE KANSEI MATSUZAWA THE GROZA RIGHT NOW
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Sickening
Alabama just won a playoff game with 32 yards rushing
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sickening
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The insistence that these are two serious teams with serious aspirations irks me. These teams suck! They stink! I don't want to watch this!
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The insistence that these are two serious teams with serious aspirations irks me. These teams suck! They stink! I don't want to watch this!
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This fucking game. I knew what it would be, and I still watched it.
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This fucking game. I knew what it would be, and I still watched it.
I suppose the funniest outcome of the college football season would be Alabama winning it all.
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I suppose the funniest outcome of the college football season would be Alabama winning it all.
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My life is divided between the moment before I saw this and everything after
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My life is divided between the moment before I saw this and everything after
Posts like these remind me I should check in here more often. Never in a million guesses…
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Posts like these remind me I should check in here more often. Never in a million guesses…
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Buddy they've got the spirit of one on the sidelines right now #409
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Buddy they've got the spirit of one on the sidelines right now #409
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Just a lonely poptart in a MAC world
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just a lonely poptart in a MAC world
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THE DREAM IS ALIVE!
I JUST WANT IT TO GO OVER THE TIME CHANGE
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
THE DREAM IS ALIVE!
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it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now
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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
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Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world.
Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.
Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Every college commercial in America: research, leadership, we change the world.
Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.
Texas A&M: we faked the moon landing.
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I am a good member of a group chat
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am a good member of a group chat
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Vandy playing "Callin' Baton Rouge" is some PETTY ASS BULLSHIT and I'm here for it
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Vandy playing "Callin' Baton Rouge" is some PETTY ASS BULLSHIT and I'm here for it
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Brian Kelly is Begonia Pink.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Brian Kelly is Begonia Pink.
Is Vandy playing “Calling Baton Rouge” postgame??? 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is Vandy playing “Calling Baton Rouge” postgame??? 🤣
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The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
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List of inventors killed by their own invention - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Welcome to…. Jurassic Park Louisiana.
Putting this on my vision board for how I want to age.
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Welcome to…. Jurassic Park Louisiana.
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literally!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
literally!!!!