Ducktimus Prime
@janembafreak.bsky.social
Bi, 27, he/him, pathetic. Football enthusiast, I study tape like a nerd. Find me at Oregon home games, I'm the guy in the Ducktimus Prime helmet.
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in the history of Being Down Bad, this might be the Baddest Down anybody has ever been
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
in the history of Being Down Bad, this might be the Baddest Down anybody has ever been
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
(Google Translate from Norwegian to be clear)
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This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
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Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
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new greatest underdog story in Olympic history: Germany's Phillipp Raimund, new Olympic gold medalist in ski jumping, WHO IS SCARED OF HEIGHTS
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
new greatest underdog story in Olympic history: Germany's Phillipp Raimund, new Olympic gold medalist in ski jumping, WHO IS SCARED OF HEIGHTS
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
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This is end-by-end rather than rock-by-rock but still a roller coaster
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This is end-by-end rather than rock-by-rock but still a roller coaster
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i just love the gay little figure skaters so much 😭
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i just love the gay little figure skaters so much 😭
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lmao at the faces of Madison Chock and Evan Bates (back-to-back-to-back World Champions) after the judges put them ever-so-slightly in second place after their first skate. i feel like they are judging the judges
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
lmao at the faces of Madison Chock and Evan Bates (back-to-back-to-back World Champions) after the judges put them ever-so-slightly in second place after their first skate. i feel like they are judging the judges
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Technically poor and hurried, devoid of the original's charm, and full of filler content and baffling changes, Yakuza Kiwami 3 is a 20/100, a 2/10, a one-star game.
It's a seismic miss that left me questioning my love for the series.
My review: www.gamerguides.com/yakuza-kiwam...
It's a seismic miss that left me questioning my love for the series.
My review: www.gamerguides.com/yakuza-kiwam...
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Technically poor and hurried, devoid of the original's charm, and full of filler content and baffling changes, Yakuza Kiwami 3 is a 20/100, a 2/10, a one-star game.
It's a seismic miss that left me questioning my love for the series.
My review: www.gamerguides.com/yakuza-kiwam...
It's a seismic miss that left me questioning my love for the series.
My review: www.gamerguides.com/yakuza-kiwam...
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Michael Dickson had the greatest punting performance in a Super Bowl of all time!
But it depends how you count 🧵
But it depends how you count 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Michael Dickson had the greatest punting performance in a Super Bowl of all time!
But it depends how you count 🧵
But it depends how you count 🧵
WHAT A SHOT FROM CORY THIESSE FOR THE TRIPLE! Curling semis rn are a MUST watch, omg
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
WHAT A SHOT FROM CORY THIESSE FOR THE TRIPLE! Curling semis rn are a MUST watch, omg
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I SEE THAT PRIDE PROGRESS FLAG NEXT TO THE AMERICAN FLAG LET'S GO AMBER
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I SEE THAT PRIDE PROGRESS FLAG NEXT TO THE AMERICAN FLAG LET'S GO AMBER
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USA-Japan figure skating going down to the wire straight into the Super Bowl is an incredible Sports Day
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
USA-Japan figure skating going down to the wire straight into the Super Bowl is an incredible Sports Day
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USA MIXED DOUBLES GOING TO THE CURLING PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
PLAYOFFS
PLAYOFFS
a man is talking into a microphone and the words playoffs are visible on his face .
Alt: a man is talking into a microphone and the words playoffs are visible on his face .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
USA MIXED DOUBLES GOING TO THE CURLING PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
PLAYOFFS
PLAYOFFS
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit....and a devout Lutheran?
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit....and a devout Lutheran?
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is the guy who nerfed Tumblr’s usage with the porn ban btw.
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Bro is acting like he's actually played Pikmin... 😭
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Bro is acting like he's actually played Pikmin... 😭
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A HOUSE DIVIDED - @thekenchilds.com told us about a married couple who is competing against EACH OTHER in the women’s skeleton.
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
A HOUSE DIVIDED - @thekenchilds.com told us about a married couple who is competing against EACH OTHER in the women’s skeleton.
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
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atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
atheist hits 4k after declaring love for jesus christ
HUGE popoff for Ukraine, love to see it
February 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
HUGE popoff for Ukraine, love to see it
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Egg-cellent news! The first California condor eggs of the season have been laid at our wildlife conservation center, and more could be on the way.
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Egg-cellent news! The first California condor eggs of the season have been laid at our wildlife conservation center, and more could be on the way.
Booooooo get this fucking loser off my screen, JD Vance should buy a rope
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Booooooo get this fucking loser off my screen, JD Vance should buy a rope
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The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name