Jeff 🏳️🌈🥌
@nobody1300.bsky.social
Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him
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Oh wow a new Pixel drop I wonder what it is
a young boy wearing glasses and suspenders is looking down
Alt: Ralphie from A Christmas Story realizes that his secret code is a crummy commercial.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh wow a new Pixel drop I wonder what it is
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Your GI Joe ID number is the first three digits of your SSN, the 3 digits on the back of your credit card, the middle 2 digits of your SSN, and the last 4 digits of your SSN
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Your GI Joe ID number is the first three digits of your SSN, the 3 digits on the back of your credit card, the middle 2 digits of your SSN, and the last 4 digits of your SSN
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The word "eclair" is short for "electronic Claire". Not many people know this.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The word "eclair" is short for "electronic Claire". Not many people know this.
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he has a name and it’s bibendum, which means time to drink. the michelin man likes to party
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
he has a name and it’s bibendum, which means time to drink. the michelin man likes to party
My "I did not have sexual relations with that president, Mr Clinton" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My "I did not have sexual relations with that president, Mr Clinton" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt
Pretty good view from the curling club
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pretty good view from the curling club
I bought a ticket to see 35mm Frankenstein but he was a lot bigger than that
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I bought a ticket to see 35mm Frankenstein but he was a lot bigger than that
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍
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i don’t need the northern lights. i can just stare at the sun any time. way better
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i don’t need the northern lights. i can just stare at the sun any time. way better
Conclave
Angels and Demons
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Religulous
Angels and Demons
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Religulous
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Conclave
Angels and Demons
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Religulous
Angels and Demons
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Religulous
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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I’m gonna say it again www.usacurling.org/find-a-club
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m gonna say it again www.usacurling.org/find-a-club
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alright last one im done
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
alright last one im done
More like minimum verstappen
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
More like minimum verstappen
You can't accuse this plot of being underdispersive
AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You can't accuse this plot of being underdispersive
Tired: Frankenstein is the monster
Wired: Frankenstein is the doctor
Conspired: Frankenstein is the monster
Wired: Frankenstein is the doctor
Conspired: Frankenstein is the monster
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Tired: Frankenstein is the monster
Wired: Frankenstein is the doctor
Conspired: Frankenstein is the monster
Wired: Frankenstein is the doctor
Conspired: Frankenstein is the monster
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
"An army marches on it's stomach"? That's dumb, troops clearly march on their feet!
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown
The only dining facility for junior troops at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth in Kansas has been closed due to funding issues.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"An army marches on it's stomach"? That's dumb, troops clearly march on their feet!
This is going to be the closest race of the night
Current NYC vote count:
- Eric Adams: 3,654
- Write-In: 4,085
- Eric Adams: 3,654
- Write-In: 4,085
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is going to be the closest race of the night
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GREETINGS, HORSES
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
GREETINGS, HORSES
He wrote in Dick Cheney. It's what the Baileys would want.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He wrote in Dick Cheney. It's what the Baileys would want.