karoshibee.tez
@karoshibee.bsky.social
Warm-blooded mammal with all over body hair.
First one of the year, fresh through the door.
I'm going to save them for my grandkids; memorabilia from before the third world war.
I'm going to save them for my grandkids; memorabilia from before the third world war.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
First one of the year, fresh through the door.
I'm going to save them for my grandkids; memorabilia from before the third world war.
I'm going to save them for my grandkids; memorabilia from before the third world war.
Today I have been initiated into the delights of the British Library Reading Room work culture.
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today I have been initiated into the delights of the British Library Reading Room work culture.
Rihanna: "We fell in love in a hopeless place"
Calvin Harris: "Stoke on Trent?"
Calvin Harris: "Stoke on Trent?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rihanna: "We fell in love in a hopeless place"
Calvin Harris: "Stoke on Trent?"
Calvin Harris: "Stoke on Trent?"
HE'S A MAN ON A MISSION
*Just got divorced, wants to buy a cyber truck*
WITH NOTHING TO LOSE
*Maxed out credit cards, bottom of his overdraft*
HE'S ON THE EDGE
*Average 135 systolic blood pressure, 48 years old*
COMING THIS SUMMER
*Unlikely*
*Just got divorced, wants to buy a cyber truck*
WITH NOTHING TO LOSE
*Maxed out credit cards, bottom of his overdraft*
HE'S ON THE EDGE
*Average 135 systolic blood pressure, 48 years old*
COMING THIS SUMMER
*Unlikely*
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
HE'S A MAN ON A MISSION
*Just got divorced, wants to buy a cyber truck*
WITH NOTHING TO LOSE
*Maxed out credit cards, bottom of his overdraft*
HE'S ON THE EDGE
*Average 135 systolic blood pressure, 48 years old*
COMING THIS SUMMER
*Unlikely*
*Just got divorced, wants to buy a cyber truck*
WITH NOTHING TO LOSE
*Maxed out credit cards, bottom of his overdraft*
HE'S ON THE EDGE
*Average 135 systolic blood pressure, 48 years old*
COMING THIS SUMMER
*Unlikely*
Is this like when Lembit Opik dated a Cheeky Girl?
October 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Is this like when Lembit Opik dated a Cheeky Girl?
Normalize calling them leg-hands and arm-feet.
They can't stop us all.
They can't stop us all.
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Normalize calling them leg-hands and arm-feet.
They can't stop us all.
They can't stop us all.
Went for a jog today, totally bucolic. Got my haywain out for the lads (sheep, cows etc).
October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Went for a jog today, totally bucolic. Got my haywain out for the lads (sheep, cows etc).
Shamelessly lifted from last time I answered this question:
You probably wouldn't take career advice from a 16 year old, so don't be afraid to reassess your die-hard opinion of what you wanted to 'be' when you were younger.
You probably wouldn't take career advice from a 16 year old, so don't be afraid to reassess your die-hard opinion of what you wanted to 'be' when you were younger.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Shamelessly lifted from last time I answered this question:
You probably wouldn't take career advice from a 16 year old, so don't be afraid to reassess your die-hard opinion of what you wanted to 'be' when you were younger.
You probably wouldn't take career advice from a 16 year old, so don't be afraid to reassess your die-hard opinion of what you wanted to 'be' when you were younger.
Re: medbeds, why just beds, what about other furniture?
Can't we just crank up the 'med' bit so it doesn't take as long?
Then we open up glorious new horizons: medchairs, medfridges, medtoilets.
The possibilities are endless.
Can't we just crank up the 'med' bit so it doesn't take as long?
Then we open up glorious new horizons: medchairs, medfridges, medtoilets.
The possibilities are endless.
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Re: medbeds, why just beds, what about other furniture?
Can't we just crank up the 'med' bit so it doesn't take as long?
Then we open up glorious new horizons: medchairs, medfridges, medtoilets.
The possibilities are endless.
Can't we just crank up the 'med' bit so it doesn't take as long?
Then we open up glorious new horizons: medchairs, medfridges, medtoilets.
The possibilities are endless.
I watched the original of 'the thing' last night, the first time for me.
AMA
AMA
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I watched the original of 'the thing' last night, the first time for me.
AMA
AMA
If the game Soul Caliber was called Soup Caliber it'd be about the calibre of your soup
If the anime soul eater was called soup eater itd be about eating soup
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
If the game Soul Caliber was called Soup Caliber it'd be about the calibre of your soup
What if the only people that got raptured were nudists?
September 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What if the only people that got raptured were nudists?
The 90's hit song 'Mambo number 5' implies the existence of four other mambos that no one has ever heard.
Not even Lou Bega or Perez Prado.
I know this because they told me in a dream.
Not even Lou Bega or Perez Prado.
I know this because they told me in a dream.
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The 90's hit song 'Mambo number 5' implies the existence of four other mambos that no one has ever heard.
Not even Lou Bega or Perez Prado.
I know this because they told me in a dream.
Not even Lou Bega or Perez Prado.
I know this because they told me in a dream.
Nobody lets the dogs out anymore and that's just sad
Nobody is waving their hands in the air like they just don't care anymore and that's sad
Nobody is bringing sexy back anymore and that's sad
September 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Nobody lets the dogs out anymore and that's just sad
Nobody is bringing sexy back anymore and that's sad
nobody loses themselves in the music anymore and that's sad
nobody drops it like it's hot anymore and that's sad
September 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Nobody is bringing sexy back anymore and that's sad
Went to a retro computer game museum today and played Final Fight with my brother on a proper arcade machine.
Last time I did that was about 35 years ago, at Way Ahead Records in Nottingham.
Last time I did that was about 35 years ago, at Way Ahead Records in Nottingham.
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Went to a retro computer game museum today and played Final Fight with my brother on a proper arcade machine.
Last time I did that was about 35 years ago, at Way Ahead Records in Nottingham.
Last time I did that was about 35 years ago, at Way Ahead Records in Nottingham.
If Winnie the Pooh and Paddington Bear had a fight to the death who would win?
I think they are both about the same height and weight; they will both be unarmed and naked.
The fight will take place in an empty, disused swimming pool in Manchester.
I think they are both about the same height and weight; they will both be unarmed and naked.
The fight will take place in an empty, disused swimming pool in Manchester.
September 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If Winnie the Pooh and Paddington Bear had a fight to the death who would win?
I think they are both about the same height and weight; they will both be unarmed and naked.
The fight will take place in an empty, disused swimming pool in Manchester.
I think they are both about the same height and weight; they will both be unarmed and naked.
The fight will take place in an empty, disused swimming pool in Manchester.
Who up semping they fi
who up carpeing they diem
who up couping they d'état
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Who up semping they fi
Reposted by karoshibee.tez
who up carpeing they diem
who up couping they d'état
September 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
who up carpeing they diem
Seems like a good way to teach people about living with elderly parents and the onset of dementia etc
September 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Seems like a good way to teach people about living with elderly parents and the onset of dementia etc
I had a reminder set for this morning stating 'chase invoice'.
I misread it as 'cheese invoice' and now I am slightly disappointed.
I misread it as 'cheese invoice' and now I am slightly disappointed.
September 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I had a reminder set for this morning stating 'chase invoice'.
I misread it as 'cheese invoice' and now I am slightly disappointed.
I misread it as 'cheese invoice' and now I am slightly disappointed.
Tarzan on a Friday afternoon at the end of work:
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Tarzan on a Monday morning:
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Follow me on LinkedIn for more business advice and insight.
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Tarzan on a Monday morning:
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Follow me on LinkedIn for more business advice and insight.
September 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Tarzan on a Friday afternoon at the end of work:
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Tarzan on a Monday morning:
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Follow me on LinkedIn for more business advice and insight.
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Tarzan on a Monday morning:
AAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAA...
Follow me on LinkedIn for more business advice and insight.
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Run Gary Run
Run Gary Run
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
The Gary Syndrome
The Gary Syndrome
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Harold and Gary
Harold and Gary
September 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Run Gary Run
Run Gary Run
RFK Jr should start doing all his MAHA duties shirtless; I think it's his natural state of being.
It's how he appears in my mind's eye at least, maybe also covered in bees.
It's how he appears in my mind's eye at least, maybe also covered in bees.
August 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
RFK Jr should start doing all his MAHA duties shirtless; I think it's his natural state of being.
It's how he appears in my mind's eye at least, maybe also covered in bees.
It's how he appears in my mind's eye at least, maybe also covered in bees.
Best feeling - freshly charged electric toothbrush.
Worst feeling - electric toothbrush running out of juice in your mouth.
Worst feeling - electric toothbrush running out of juice in your mouth.
August 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Best feeling - freshly charged electric toothbrush.
Worst feeling - electric toothbrush running out of juice in your mouth.
Worst feeling - electric toothbrush running out of juice in your mouth.