Claire Danes in Mary Poppins, but all the cut-scenes are schizophrenic episodes whilst she neglects the children

I've never washed my whole face in cold water when I'm stressed.

Would make an awesome level-boss character in a silent hill style game

I feel like Colin Wilson, except I'm writing code rather than a novel. Also, I don't live on Hampstead Heath.

You're surrounded by years of history

It's so cool.

It didn't take long to get a reader's pass. Lasts for three years. Free.

It's quiet (duh) and comfy and there's wifi.

You can't take food and drink in there so you focus your time until you want a break, then there's cafes where you can get stuff

We had "Colonel Hathi's March" from Jungle Book over and over again on every car journey

Charlie,

*looking nervously out of a Buckingham palace window whilst an underling tries to convince him they are shouting "Knock ins", Mr Burns style*

"So it's some sort of American sports thing is it?"

I just forwarded this to everyone I know, amazing

I've just had a great idea for a new Dr Who Weeping-Angel style villain

That's quite an old computer in the image there

*In the shoe shop* "Hello, I'd like to buy some gloves for my leg-hands."

This could be our reality.

Never gone full-on prairie mode bro?