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Kaleb Mayhew & The Empire of Dirt
@kalebmayhew.bsky.social
♪Mostly a guitarist, learning bass.♪
★I dabble in visual art, occasionally writing.★
♥6/4/1999♥
(He/Him but They/Them is fine)
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Good morning from Dracula's brides.

(illustration to ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker ~ Peter Bedrick Books, 1988, Charles Keeping, 1924–1988)
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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quick update: three minutes after deploying this new software the 3rd Field Artillery Regiment, Second Battalion launched a long range rocket attack against Bellingham. there were no survivors.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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10 years ago this day
Eternity was birthed
The past and future began
And both were born and ended alike
The Maker and Devourer
The Final Word
The Final Truth
The Final Pam
#thefinalpam
#monsterfactory
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@bigoldeels.bsky.social perfect postcard this month! The picture is great, the cute little jack-o'-lantern drawing on the back, the Goodnight Moon stamp!
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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new ghosts
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Words included in my Nuremberg script: kill, murder, suicide, hanged, genocide, Nazi, holocaust, Hitler. The video is still monetized.

Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Finished the beading >:]
August 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Happy Birthday, 👑
August 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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giallo
August 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You may assume the phrase "I know you're lyin' 'cause your lips are movin" means "you are always lying" but, may I propose that it Actually means that the singer assumes that if you are a competent ventriloquist god has cursed you to be incapable of deception.
August 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Sig guys are going to be so made they’re going to make Bluesky accounts just to come here and defend their $300 P320s.

They have lots of free time given they’re all at home recovering from ND related injuries
August 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
August 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Damn! Two of my musical heroes within a week of each other! R.I.P. Ozzy & R.I.P. Professor Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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FUCK NAZIS
FUCK ICE
FUCK IOF
WATCH 'EM GO
June 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
July 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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May 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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"There is no time to run. It's getting closer! It has the tower in it's hand, what power! This is really the end. Farewell, everyone! Farewell!"

11" x 17" pen and ink on bristol paper
June 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Took about half an hour to make myself a new Discord avatar.
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 spent just over an hour on this.
June 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@tayzonday.com I just listened to your first episode of Sixteenth Minute of Fame with @jamieloftus.bsky.social and as an autistic person myself I absolutely adore your storytelling.
April 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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wanted to see it with vertex snapping
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 AM