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Kaleb Mayhew & The Empire of Dirt
@kalebmayhew.bsky.social
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♪Mostly a guitarist, learning bass.♪
★I dabble in visual art, occasionally writing.★
♥6/4/1999♥
(He/Him but They/Them is fine)
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paultobin.bsky.social
Good morning from Dracula's brides.

(illustration to ‘Dracula’ by Bram Stoker ~ Peter Bedrick Books, 1988, Charles Keeping, 1924–1988)
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
quick update: three minutes after deploying this new software the 3rd Field Artillery Regiment, Second Battalion launched a long range rocket attack against Bellingham. there were no survivors.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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slithergaunt.bsky.social
10 years ago this day
Eternity was birthed
The past and future began
And both were born and ended alike
The Maker and Devourer
The Final Word
The Final Truth
The Final Pam
#thefinalpam
#monsterfactory
The face of The Final Pam from the McElroy brothers' Monster Factory series.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
@bigoldeels.bsky.social perfect postcard this month! The picture is great, the cute little jack-o'-lantern drawing on the back, the Goodnight Moon stamp!
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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phineas.bsky.social
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
new ghosts
a man in shadow, stepping into light. his obscured face is stretched and warped a misty, skull-like visage. one eye hole is a socket, the other is like a hole in a mask a frantic eye is peering through a dog-like figure with a bald, grinning human head balanced sideways on its neck a sepia toned screaming man, his upper head drifting into a white blur
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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ambercarr.bsky.social
Atomic Blonde

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July 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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jacobgeller.com
Words included in my Nuremberg script: kill, murder, suicide, hanged, genocide, Nazi, holocaust, Hitler. The video is still monetized.

Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
Finished the beading >:]
Letters and happy face beads on colorful elastic spelling out HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream
August 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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gerryduggan.bsky.social
Happy Birthday, 👑
August 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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apricotmilkshake.neocities.org
giallo
A digitally painted drawing of Q from Street Fighter. It is in the style of a giallo novel cover, with Q peeking out of the center design.
August 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
You may assume the phrase "I know you're lyin' 'cause your lips are movin" means "you are always lying" but, may I propose that it Actually means that the singer assumes that if you are a competent ventriloquist god has cursed you to be incapable of deception.
August 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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lmc859.bsky.social
Sig guys are going to be so made they’re going to make Bluesky accounts just to come here and defend their $300 P320s.

They have lots of free time given they’re all at home recovering from ND related injuries
August 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
The phrase Hot widows in your area but widows and area are crossed out and have the words Artists and Internet overlayed in red so it reads Hot Artists in your Internet.
August 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
Damn! Two of my musical heroes within a week of each other! R.I.P. Ozzy & R.I.P. Professor Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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natcassidy.bsky.social
Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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insectary.bsky.social
FUCK NAZIS
FUCK ICE
FUCK IOF
WATCH 'EM GO
June 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
A picture of me smiling in the sun taken earlier today. My mcsqueeb is a vibrant blue green with undyed brown sides. My goatee is fluffy and my glasses are starting to slide down my nose. Edited using Ibis Paint X and Snapseed. A picture of me looking ever so slightly unhinged taken outside earlier today. It's edited to add film grain, vignetting and, light leaks as if it was taken on a very bad film camera although I definitely exaggerated it I also added a little extra red to the dark colors and a little extra blue to the light colors to add a subtle unease, it has the side effect of making the sky look slightly nicer. Edited using Ibis Paint X and Snapseed. The same photo of me looking mentally unwell with layers and layers of effects to make it appear to be digitized into a malfunctioning EGA color space computer. I also used the apps built in CRT filter although I had to take it separately into my art program and add it back to the underlying image to get it to do what I wanted. Edited using Ibis Paint X, Snapseed and 8Bit Photo Lab Pro by Ilixa.
July 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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mollytanzer.bsky.social
Taken from Sam Landman on FB but not sure if he is the artist. Graphic saying AI is for losers, reject fascism think for yourself. I can make Art that’s ugly and bad all by myself thank you very much
May 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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mathraptor.bsky.social
"There is no time to run. It's getting closer! It has the tower in it's hand, what power! This is really the end. Farewell, everyone! Farewell!"

11" x 17" pen and ink on bristol paper
A group of journalists report the swath of destruction caused by the kaiju Gojira as it approaches them on Tokyo tower.
June 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
Took about half an hour to make myself a new Discord avatar.
My logo Zombie Kaleb (a circle with cartoon X eyes,a flatline mouth stitched shut and, my blue green McSqueeb which is a floppy un-gelled mohawk) surrounded by a red squared spiral. This is rendered in a style intended to look like a neon sign.
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 spent just over an hour on this.
A three panel comic named "Shooty McBangbang" by me Kaleb Mayhew. In the first panel a poorly drawn man with four teeth and a cowboy-ish hat says "Theys call me shooty!" In the next panel he's a little closer and exclaims his full name "Shooty McBangbang!" In the third we see his whole body, he has 2 pistols in shoulder holsters, 2 more on his belt and, a fifth pistol in his hand, the stock of a long gun peeks over his shoulder he says "Never did figure out why!"
June 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
kalebmayhew.bsky.social
@tayzonday.com I just listened to your first episode of Sixteenth Minute of Fame with @jamieloftus.bsky.social and as an autistic person myself I absolutely adore your storytelling.
April 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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modernmodron.itch.io
wanted to see it with vertex snapping
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 AM