Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open!
@slithergaunt.bsky.social
Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer.
I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social and a graphic novel series at Serpentsong.com
Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster
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I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social and a graphic novel series at Serpentsong.com
Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster
Slithergaunt.tumblr.com
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It's #PortfolioDay I guess! 🎉
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡
Enjoy, won't you?
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡
Enjoy, won't you?
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Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
Mom and I are watching Shetland and are deeply entrenched in the minutae of the Scottish accent.
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Mom and I are watching Shetland and are deeply entrenched in the minutae of the Scottish accent.
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
Very important work of art
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January 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Very important work of art
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It's true, I wiped yesterday after using the toilet and today I woke up gayer than a lake full of pink fish.
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. 😭
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. 😭
A fast-emerging bedrock principle of rightwing men is “ I will NEVER clean the doodie from my ass. Too gay!”
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It's true, I wiped yesterday after using the toilet and today I woke up gayer than a lake full of pink fish.
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. 😭
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. 😭
Holding your shotgun between your thighs to free up both hands so you can fiddle with the pin on your tear gas grenade.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Holding your shotgun between your thighs to free up both hands so you can fiddle with the pin on your tear gas grenade.
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Slowly SLOWLY getting used to the CPAP machine. We're getting there.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Slowly SLOWLY getting used to the CPAP machine. We're getting there.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
Ow. The irony actually hurt my stomach. It stings.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ow. The irony actually hurt my stomach. It stings.
Got the CPAP finally set up to where I THINK it's working correctly.
Night 1: pray for me
Night 1: pray for me
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Got the CPAP finally set up to where I THINK it's working correctly.
Night 1: pray for me
Night 1: pray for me
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Eldrazi Spawn tokens are here! Get em while they're hot and wiggly!
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Eldrazi Spawn tokens are here! Get em while they're hot and wiggly!
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
I think my favorite sport to watch is Bull Riding. You get to watch a poor doofus get juggled by a huge animal that's been specially bred to be filled with hate.
Humans can't "win" at bull riding, it's merely a test of who takes the longest to lose.
Humans can't "win" at bull riding, it's merely a test of who takes the longest to lose.
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I think my favorite sport to watch is Bull Riding. You get to watch a poor doofus get juggled by a huge animal that's been specially bred to be filled with hate.
Humans can't "win" at bull riding, it's merely a test of who takes the longest to lose.
Humans can't "win" at bull riding, it's merely a test of who takes the longest to lose.
Eldrazi Spawn tokens are here! Get em while they're hot and wiggly!
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Eldrazi Spawn tokens are here! Get em while they're hot and wiggly!
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
10 for 15$, free shipping, PayPal preferred, inquire via message 🧡
Ask about my other tokens, won't we?
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It's #PortfolioDay I guess! 🎉
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡
Enjoy, won't you?
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡
Enjoy, won't you?
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's #PortfolioDay I guess! 🎉
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡
Enjoy, won't you?
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work 🧡
Enjoy, won't you?
"Then I woke up."
I feel like Tommy Lee Jones at the end of No Country For Old Men.
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
"Then I woke up."
Look around you, there is still good in the world
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January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Look around you, there is still good in the world
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Underneath a Google news headline.
So... what are we even doing at this point. Why did it come to this..
So... what are we even doing at this point. Why did it come to this..
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Underneath a Google news headline.
So... what are we even doing at this point. Why did it come to this..
So... what are we even doing at this point. Why did it come to this..
Sadly did not get into either of the cons I applied for this year.
Still, I wanna try and visit my friends at Gencon and see everyone. There's so much cool stuff and people I don't wanna miss 💗
Still, I wanna try and visit my friends at Gencon and see everyone. There's so much cool stuff and people I don't wanna miss 💗
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Sadly did not get into either of the cons I applied for this year.
Still, I wanna try and visit my friends at Gencon and see everyone. There's so much cool stuff and people I don't wanna miss 💗
Still, I wanna try and visit my friends at Gencon and see everyone. There's so much cool stuff and people I don't wanna miss 💗
Show me what you can do with just a pen! 🖊
🐟 Isildrah, Queen of the Deep 🐟
🐟 Isildrah, Queen of the Deep 🐟
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Show me what you can do with just a pen! 🖊
🐟 Isildrah, Queen of the Deep 🐟
🐟 Isildrah, Queen of the Deep 🐟
Re-watched @rifftrax.com treatment of Tranformers, one of their true essentials, last night with my friend
Truly hilarious
I'd forgotten how in the first Transformers film virtually every human being is a non-stop stammering, babbling, screaming lunatic
Only the robots ever converse intelligibly
Truly hilarious
I'd forgotten how in the first Transformers film virtually every human being is a non-stop stammering, babbling, screaming lunatic
Only the robots ever converse intelligibly
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Re-watched @rifftrax.com treatment of Tranformers, one of their true essentials, last night with my friend
Truly hilarious
I'd forgotten how in the first Transformers film virtually every human being is a non-stop stammering, babbling, screaming lunatic
Only the robots ever converse intelligibly
Truly hilarious
I'd forgotten how in the first Transformers film virtually every human being is a non-stop stammering, babbling, screaming lunatic
Only the robots ever converse intelligibly
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You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea
Fear and loathing.
Fear. And loathing.
Fear. And loathing.
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Fear and loathing.
Fear. And loathing.
Fear. And loathing.
Ralph Steadman's final piece of 2025. Pretty much sums it up, dunnit?
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Ralph Steadman's final piece of 2025. Pretty much sums it up, dunnit?
2025, a pretty awful year for my health (and the human race at large), but I'm beginning to draw and write more often (even if focus on a specific project is difficult).
My resolution is to somehow become healthier and financially stable through sheer will. Can't hurt to try, right?
My resolution is to somehow become healthier and financially stable through sheer will. Can't hurt to try, right?
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
2025, a pretty awful year for my health (and the human race at large), but I'm beginning to draw and write more often (even if focus on a specific project is difficult).
My resolution is to somehow become healthier and financially stable through sheer will. Can't hurt to try, right?
My resolution is to somehow become healthier and financially stable through sheer will. Can't hurt to try, right?
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Happy New Year (of the horse) #bloodborne
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Happy New Year (of the horse) #bloodborne