Evan Thomas πΉ Commissions Open!
@slithergaunt.bsky.social
Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer.
I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social and a graphic novel series at Serpentsong.com
Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster
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I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social and a graphic novel series at Serpentsong.com
Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster
Slithergaunt.tumblr.com
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It's #PortfolioDay I guess! π
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work π§‘
Enjoy, won't you?
I'm Evan and I'm both a monsterer and comic artist! Looking for honest work π§‘
Enjoy, won't you?
Lots of snow and freezing wind here in Ohio, so naturally I gotta watch The Terror again. Makes it an especially immersive experience.
Basically like The Terror: The Home Game
Basically like The Terror: The Home Game
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Lots of snow and freezing wind here in Ohio, so naturally I gotta watch The Terror again. Makes it an especially immersive experience.
Basically like The Terror: The Home Game
Basically like The Terror: The Home Game
The Sci-fi era was my first experience with MST3K. Weirdly, I discovered the show completely in reverse.
I love the entirety of the show, but Mike, Kevin, and Bill were my first and fondest memories.
Along with the vast catalog of Rifftrax, I'm always grateful for extra delight. Thanks guys
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I love the entirety of the show, but Mike, Kevin, and Bill were my first and fondest memories.
Along with the vast catalog of Rifftrax, I'm always grateful for extra delight. Thanks guys
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February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The Sci-fi era was my first experience with MST3K. Weirdly, I discovered the show completely in reverse.
I love the entirety of the show, but Mike, Kevin, and Bill were my first and fondest memories.
Along with the vast catalog of Rifftrax, I'm always grateful for extra delight. Thanks guys
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I love the entirety of the show, but Mike, Kevin, and Bill were my first and fondest memories.
Along with the vast catalog of Rifftrax, I'm always grateful for extra delight. Thanks guys
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It's gotta be awkward having Mike relapse into rudely looking something else in the eye while talking to you again.
He was finally getting over it, too.
He was finally getting over it, too.
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It's gotta be awkward having Mike relapse into rudely looking something else in the eye while talking to you again.
He was finally getting over it, too.
He was finally getting over it, too.
Godzilla got that
"Uh oh, here we go again!"
Or
"Can you believe this, folks?"
"Uh oh, here we go again!"
Or
"Can you believe this, folks?"
February 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Godzilla got that
"Uh oh, here we go again!"
Or
"Can you believe this, folks?"
"Uh oh, here we go again!"
Or
"Can you believe this, folks?"
Looks like the "boys" are back in "town", so to speak.
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Extry, Extry!
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
βMystery Science Theater 3000β: Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series (EXCLUSIVE)
RiffTrax and Shout! Studios have teamed to produce four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 with Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy
variety.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Looks like the "boys" are back in "town", so to speak.
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Say what you will about Mr. Muto, he's a richly cultured fella.
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Say what you will about Mr. Muto, he's a richly cultured fella.
Not gonna lie, I got equally as upset as her dad when I saw how wrong they were making the spaghetti.
I love these wacky gals so much!
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I love these wacky gals so much!
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February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Not gonna lie, I got equally as upset as her dad when I saw how wrong they were making the spaghetti.
I love these wacky gals so much!
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I love these wacky gals so much!
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Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
I can't believe it's like the fourth time Steve-O's had that done to him. Those guys are as insane as ever!
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I can't believe it's like the fourth time Steve-O's had that done to him. Those guys are as insane as ever!
Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Waiting Patiently For Things To Fall Into Place
I think Dark Horse in general put him off comics for good, sadly. They didn't treat him very well and Mike supposedly contributed to that bad environment.
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I think Dark Horse in general put him off comics for good, sadly. They didn't treat him very well and Mike supposedly contributed to that bad environment.
I appreciate that Guy Davis called him out on it.
Mike is also largely the reason Guy doesn't do comics anymore. He was shit to work with apparently.
Mike is also largely the reason Guy doesn't do comics anymore. He was shit to work with apparently.
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I appreciate that Guy Davis called him out on it.
Mike is also largely the reason Guy doesn't do comics anymore. He was shit to work with apparently.
Mike is also largely the reason Guy doesn't do comics anymore. He was shit to work with apparently.
Mass Effect committed the unforgivable sin of having lots of aliens but not letting me actually BE one.
I come to video games to shed the fetters of humanity dagnabbit
I come to video games to shed the fetters of humanity dagnabbit
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Mass Effect committed the unforgivable sin of having lots of aliens but not letting me actually BE one.
I come to video games to shed the fetters of humanity dagnabbit
I come to video games to shed the fetters of humanity dagnabbit
Never has a name been more perfect π§‘
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Never has a name been more perfect π§‘
I know there's some writers who go in-depth with the names and their origin, but just as many writers who are like "this guy sold me my last few tires, decent name, sure, fuck it."
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I know there's some writers who go in-depth with the names and their origin, but just as many writers who are like "this guy sold me my last few tires, decent name, sure, fuck it."
Mom and I are watching Shetland and are deeply entrenched in the minutae of the Scottish accent.
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Mom and I are watching Shetland and are deeply entrenched in the minutae of the Scottish accent.
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
It's an accent that can project 2 energies: either "Wee baby" or
"Impending Terrible Violence"
Very important work of art
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January 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Very important work of art
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Being in the bathroom with the sudden realization that we don't remember actually deciding to come in here. Our brain could've put us in motion to do literally anything, and we would never have questioned it. π΅βπ«
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Being in the bathroom with the sudden realization that we don't remember actually deciding to come in here. Our brain could've put us in motion to do literally anything, and we would never have questioned it. π΅βπ«
It's true, I wiped yesterday after using the toilet and today I woke up gayer than a lake full of pink fish.
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. π
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. π
A fast-emerging bedrock principle of rightwing men is β I will NEVER clean the doodie from my ass. Too gay!β
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It's true, I wiped yesterday after using the toilet and today I woke up gayer than a lake full of pink fish.
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. π
All it took was 1 wipe, and now I have to live with this for the rest of my life. π
If there's one image that truly encapsulates the kind of dipshit little boys ICE has in their army of mindless thugs, this is it.
Little boys playing "soldier super cops" who think they and their friends are the stars of a real-life action movie.
Yes boys, we ARE laughing at you. All of you.
Little boys playing "soldier super cops" who think they and their friends are the stars of a real-life action movie.
Yes boys, we ARE laughing at you. All of you.
January 27, 2026 at 2:21 AM
If there's one image that truly encapsulates the kind of dipshit little boys ICE has in their army of mindless thugs, this is it.
Little boys playing "soldier super cops" who think they and their friends are the stars of a real-life action movie.
Yes boys, we ARE laughing at you. All of you.
Little boys playing "soldier super cops" who think they and their friends are the stars of a real-life action movie.
Yes boys, we ARE laughing at you. All of you.
Holding your shotgun between your thighs to free up both hands so you can fiddle with the pin on your tear gas grenade.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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"That's funny."
"What's that?"
"That nothing's not dusting crops where there ain't no crops."
"What's that?"
"That nothing's not dusting crops where there ain't no crops."
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"That's funny."
"What's that?"
"That nothing's not dusting crops where there ain't no crops."
"What's that?"
"That nothing's not dusting crops where there ain't no crops."
Feeling kinda lonely and lovesick lately, but tryna remind myself that I'm kinda cute, when you think about it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Feeling kinda lonely and lovesick lately, but tryna remind myself that I'm kinda cute, when you think about it.
Slowly SLOWLY getting used to the CPAP machine. We're getting there.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Slowly SLOWLY getting used to the CPAP machine. We're getting there.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
Getting proper sleep will supposedly solve almost all my health issues (fatigue, inability to lose weight, brain fog, all kinds of stuff, they say). Boy, that'd be just swell.
Ow. The irony actually hurt my stomach. It stings.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ow. The irony actually hurt my stomach. It stings.