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Kai
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world’s okayest fighting game player
chicago
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this is just my frantic porn searching nothing to do with recent events
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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when people say friendslop they mean the game de-emphasises itself to facilitate better functioning as social space. which ironically usually means having way less slop (progression systems and live service bullshit)
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Devil May Cry 5 (Deluxe Version) + Vergil Pack (Steam) w/ 3 more games is $20 on Humble DMC Bundle buff.ly/czJWEAH #ad
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER OH MY GOD WHAT IS NEXT
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Close enough, welcome back Endwalker Grapes
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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3 ironclad rules of our modern conservative movement:

1. Every accusation a confession
2. Everyone is twelve now
3. They are also attracted to twelve-year-olds
Austin Smith, a former Republican state representative and onetime leader within Turning Point Action—the political arm of Turning Point USA—pleaded guilty to forging signatures on nominating petitions for his 2024 reelection bid.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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if i were the kid in whiplash i would try to suck jk simmons off
I feel like if I were the kid in the movie Whiplash, it’d take about 3 minutes in there with JK Simmons until I started secretly recording him with my phone, and it would be about 12 hours after that that I sued the university for $8 million and lived happily the rest of my life.
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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bro cannot be serious lmao
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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If anyone's curious about how Talib Kweli's week-long not-a-crashout is doing, Human Pet Guy's dragging him in his replies now.

The JUICIEST juice on this site
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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It gets tough for the Wolfman to make ends meet after Halloween. Sad to see it come to this.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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straight people are losing their minds over a Miss Universe look that would have landed the contestant safe on a mid-season episode of Drag Race
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
finally felching getting its deserved time in the limelight
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Oh so suddenly y’all are sex negative 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
mtg resigning can technically be done at instant speed but it's more polite to do so at sorcery speed
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Literally any normal person on the left: lol this is funny but not real though obviously having known about Trump for more than 30 seconds.

These two fucking morons:
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
😐 face
“I wish American visitors would stop giving me jerseys,” I said. “How about a little change of pace,” I said.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM