jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
I hate Kroger/QFC for many reasons but the newest addition to my list is how their deli has 0 premade sandwiches that are vegetarian.
WHY are you putting turkey in a caprese???
WHY are you putting turkey in a caprese???
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hate Kroger/QFC for many reasons but the newest addition to my list is how their deli has 0 premade sandwiches that are vegetarian.
WHY are you putting turkey in a caprese???
WHY are you putting turkey in a caprese???
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LeMonde said, not on our watch
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
LeMonde said, not on our watch
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Funny watching so many folk celebrate Bardot. It brings this meme to mind.
a woman sits at a desk with her mouth open and says i can excuse racism but i draw the line
Alt: Britta from Community saying “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Funny watching so many folk celebrate Bardot. It brings this meme to mind.
Palm Springs is BOOKED
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Palm Springs is BOOKED
I’m so sweet for keeping my opinions about a popular tv show to myself
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m so sweet for keeping my opinions about a popular tv show to myself
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One good thing about me is that my brain works and I don't fall for Orwellian, propaganda nonsense like this.
The Israelis are breaking the ceasefire and NBC News is actively running interference to support the Israeli government (as are most other American corporate media outlets).
The Israelis are breaking the ceasefire and NBC News is actively running interference to support the Israeli government (as are most other American corporate media outlets).
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One good thing about me is that my brain works and I don't fall for Orwellian, propaganda nonsense like this.
The Israelis are breaking the ceasefire and NBC News is actively running interference to support the Israeli government (as are most other American corporate media outlets).
The Israelis are breaking the ceasefire and NBC News is actively running interference to support the Israeli government (as are most other American corporate media outlets).
John Hughes movies are not for me
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
John Hughes movies are not for me
You know an ‘80s comedy casting call loved to see Edie McClurg coming
December 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You know an ‘80s comedy casting call loved to see Edie McClurg coming
top tier movie IMO
Now playing (04:25 PM PST):
"Variety" (1985)
By Bette Gordon
Runtime: 101 min.
"Variety" (1985)
By Bette Gordon
Runtime: 101 min.
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
top tier movie IMO
ok the santa hats need to be replaced with 2026 novelty glasses
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
ok the santa hats need to be replaced with 2026 novelty glasses
I’m not big on traditions, but this is one I enjoy doing every year with @cohete.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I’m not big on traditions, but this is one I enjoy doing every year with @cohete.bsky.social
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Fred Keenan, the first SPOG president, lands in a department helicopter dressed as Santa Claus on Dec. 17, 1961.
Ten years later, Keenan admitted to extorting kickbacks from gambling parlors and gay bars.
Merry Christmas!
Ten years later, Keenan admitted to extorting kickbacks from gambling parlors and gay bars.
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fred Keenan, the first SPOG president, lands in a department helicopter dressed as Santa Claus on Dec. 17, 1961.
Ten years later, Keenan admitted to extorting kickbacks from gambling parlors and gay bars.
Merry Christmas!
Ten years later, Keenan admitted to extorting kickbacks from gambling parlors and gay bars.
Merry Christmas!
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it’s a normal
a woman in a red and purple superhero costume is dancing in front of a striped background .
ALT: a woman in a red and purple superhero costume is dancing in front of a striped background .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
it’s a normal
Today is tamalfest 2025 in our house
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today is tamalfest 2025 in our house
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me and the boys making the Yuletide bright
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
me and the boys making the Yuletide bright
I know it’s a holiday but some of you should ignore the people you pretend to love and post more
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I know it’s a holiday but some of you should ignore the people you pretend to love and post more
*logs into sex app long enough to update testing date, logs out immediately*
hehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehe
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
*logs into sex app long enough to update testing date, logs out immediately*
hehehehehehehe
hehehehehehehe
finished the season finale of Pluribus and i’m still #TeamHiveMind
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
finished the season finale of Pluribus and i’m still #TeamHiveMind
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Werner Slurps Hog
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Werner Slurps Hog
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Werner Hurts Hog
December 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Werner Hurts Hog