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jamie (they/them)
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
Goodnight Mommy (walked out) and Vanilla Sky
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 11:56 PM
most men are annoying me again which means it definitely is time for a vacation
February 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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NEW: ICE in Minnesota — Days 72-77: ICE Raids Continue After Politicians Declare Operation Over, Food Security Plummets as Economy Damaged

unicornriot.ninja/2026/ice-in-...
ICE in Minnesota — Days 72-77: ICE Raids Continue After Politicians Declare Operation Over, Food Security Plummets as Economy Damaged - UNICORN RIOT
Continuing our news briefs documenting ICE in Minnesota, catch up on some of the ICE activity in the state during days 72-77.
unicornriot.ninja
February 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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If your Marxist critique doesn’t recognize race as a structure of domination, then it’s worth fuck all to me.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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We look back at the Knife's disquieting masterpiece 'Silent Shout,’ which turns 20 today

👉 stereogum.com/2489365/sile...
February 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
If you want me to stop what I'm doing at listen then you gotta put on something by Irreversible Entanglements
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Would it kill this city to have quality clothes stores that are not a kind of athleisure or wannabe Filson brands?
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Great news on HB 1834 - the Attorney General's Office just sent out mail saying they're going to put the bill down for the year and not try to pass it this session -- exactly what we were asking for!

🎆 HUZZAH!!!!! 🎆

Thanks everybody for your activism on this!!!!!

#waleg
February 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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The governor who refuses to ban caste discrimination now fundraising for the former mayor who set into motion "Cop City". 10/10 no notes, good job everybody
California Gov. Gavin Newsom is headlining a fundraiser for former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms’ bid for governor next weekend while he’s in Atlanta for his book tour. #gapol
February 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
about to enter my 'shaving my head since I'm going bald anyway' era
February 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
truly one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
Sudan Archives tonight ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Sudan Archives tonight ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
guys on the apps are like “no married men” but i’m nonbinary so there is still a chance for me
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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H.R. 1 dedicated $45 BILLION to detention center expansion and we know that ICE/DHS is ACTIVELY trying to expand their detention capacity in the Seattle area.

That’s why I just introduced emergency legislation to institute a citywide moratorium to stop new or expanded detention centers in Seattle.
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Valentine’s Day is interesting for me because we live in a capitalist society that makes us focus on gifts and dinner reservations, but it’s really just about making fun of single people.
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
anyone wanna be my valentine until my husband wakes up? i’m gonna be busy after that
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I’m going to play the Wuthering Heights soundtrack on a loop but I’ll never watch the movie.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Seattle CM Rinck is introducing legislation that will prohibit all new and expanded jails and detention centers in Seattle for the period of one year.
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I forgot to mention on here I saw The Moment and I really liked it
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May

Police didn’t engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, weren’t familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to protesters as “transtifa,” the report found.
Review Finds Multiple Police Failures Preceded Violent Response to Counteprotests During Anti-LGBTQ Event in May - PubliCola
Police didn’t engage with community before the anti-LGBTQ event, weren’t familiar with Capitol Hill and its history, and referred to…
publicola.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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The Trump administration has announced it is targeting major LGBTQ+ healthcare centers, threatening to shut them down unless they stop providing trans youth care.

It appears to violate, at least in spirit, a court order in Oregon stopping them from doing this.

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Trump Administration Targets Major LGBTQ+ Health Care Centers In Latest Legal Attack
The administration has referred four clinics: Callen-Lorde, LA LGBT Center, The Institute for Family Health, and Whitman-Walker for investigation.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I was today years old when I learned that in most other countries it's considered impolite to sit on the toilet side saddle, whereas in the united states it's a sign of respect
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I truly hate Seahawks fans today. Oh did your little team win? You wanna wear your pajamas in public?
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The new movie "The Bride" got its name from the fact that it makes you wanna get in a car and bride away when it is on.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 AM