jamie (they/them)
@zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.
1. palace intrigue without intrigue
2. a perfect movie slightly ruined by Michael Douglas
3. great makeup, meh movie
4. precious indie comedies from the 2000s borrowed a lot of ideas from this
2. a perfect movie slightly ruined by Michael Douglas
3. great makeup, meh movie
4. precious indie comedies from the 2000s borrowed a lot of ideas from this
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
1. palace intrigue without intrigue
2. a perfect movie slightly ruined by Michael Douglas
3. great makeup, meh movie
4. precious indie comedies from the 2000s borrowed a lot of ideas from this
2. a perfect movie slightly ruined by Michael Douglas
3. great makeup, meh movie
4. precious indie comedies from the 2000s borrowed a lot of ideas from this
here are my fetishes and kinks. you should share yours too.
(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
here are my fetishes and kinks. you should share yours too.
(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
(also body types not filled in because that’s not really important to me)
best building in Seattle and it’s not even close
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
best building in Seattle and it’s not even close
hmm I wonder why I’m feeling cold?
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
hmm I wonder why I’m feeling cold?
jame acting normal / jamie acting slutty
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
jame acting normal / jamie acting slutty
in case y’all wanna follow along
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
in case y’all wanna follow along
happy 9 years married + 13 years together. I love you @cohete.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
happy 9 years married + 13 years together. I love you @cohete.bsky.social
Misfortune
awaits
lucky you
awaits
lucky you
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Misfortune
awaits
lucky you
awaits
lucky you
I arrived in Seattle 10 years ago today!
While my life here started off pretty rough, I am glad I took a risk (and the massive debt) to leave my hometown in Atlanta. The past decade in the emerald city has been the best of my life so far.
While my life here started off pretty rough, I am glad I took a risk (and the massive debt) to leave my hometown in Atlanta. The past decade in the emerald city has been the best of my life so far.
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I arrived in Seattle 10 years ago today!
While my life here started off pretty rough, I am glad I took a risk (and the massive debt) to leave my hometown in Atlanta. The past decade in the emerald city has been the best of my life so far.
While my life here started off pretty rough, I am glad I took a risk (and the massive debt) to leave my hometown in Atlanta. The past decade in the emerald city has been the best of my life so far.
Yeah I like Chicago that much
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yeah I like Chicago that much
there is a fish inside of it that moves too
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
there is a fish inside of it that moves too
Baby’s first visit to Cannonball Arts
September 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Baby’s first visit to Cannonball Arts
got my hair cut so here is some bear face
August 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
got my hair cut so here is some bear face
I realized seeing Trent live was a ‘classic rock’ moment for me since I’ve been a fan for 30 years
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I realized seeing Trent live was a ‘classic rock’ moment for me since I’ve been a fan for 30 years
happy sunday! please don’t tell the goth counsel i’m wearing yellow today
August 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
happy sunday! please don’t tell the goth counsel i’m wearing yellow today
It’s the future of city living
August 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It’s the future of city living
I am 69% goth, a nice level of goth
July 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I am 69% goth, a nice level of goth
happy pride! I’m about to go to my 900th event of the month.
June 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
happy pride! I’m about to go to my 900th event of the month.
I have trouble celebrating most US holidays, but Pride is when I feel the most festive. Getting me out in hot sunlight is asking a lot, but the family I’ve made in Seattle means the world to me.
(not pictured: the other fabulous 9 people I’ve had the pleasure of seeing since Friday)
(not pictured: the other fabulous 9 people I’ve had the pleasure of seeing since Friday)
June 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I have trouble celebrating most US holidays, but Pride is when I feel the most festive. Getting me out in hot sunlight is asking a lot, but the family I’ve made in Seattle means the world to me.
(not pictured: the other fabulous 9 people I’ve had the pleasure of seeing since Friday)
(not pictured: the other fabulous 9 people I’ve had the pleasure of seeing since Friday)