Jordan
@jumbledthoughts.bsky.social
Opened this app for the first time in awhile and immediately saw porn
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Opened this app for the first time in awhile and immediately saw porn
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
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And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
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I will never forgive generative AI for making me question every “Dog being silly” compilation.
Like how bad does does something have to be to suck the joy out of dogs being idiots.
Like how bad does does something have to be to suck the joy out of dogs being idiots.
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I will never forgive generative AI for making me question every “Dog being silly” compilation.
Like how bad does does something have to be to suck the joy out of dogs being idiots.
Like how bad does does something have to be to suck the joy out of dogs being idiots.
ok so women get an engagement ring so in exchange men should get an engagement sword
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
ok so women get an engagement ring so in exchange men should get an engagement sword
I deleted twitter. Is it fun here yet?
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I deleted twitter. Is it fun here yet?
have y'all heard of this book called one piece?
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
have y'all heard of this book called one piece?
Imagine telling dick cheney that Saudi Arabia would be making all of the American football video games
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Imagine telling dick cheney that Saudi Arabia would be making all of the American football video games
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democrats social media manager i know it is not your fault but i hate you nonetheless
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
democrats social media manager i know it is not your fault but i hate you nonetheless
why I left the x
September 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
why I left the x
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it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
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When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.
September 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.
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david hogg off the top rope on the other site
June 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
david hogg off the top rope on the other site
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Ok
What if we chilled Trump out
Like
We show him some chill vids
That chill him out
Like slime vids
Or Family Guy Funnies
And he chills the fuck out
Can we do that
Or like
Do we do Plan B
What if we chilled Trump out
Like
We show him some chill vids
That chill him out
Like slime vids
Or Family Guy Funnies
And he chills the fuck out
Can we do that
Or like
Do we do Plan B
June 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Ok
What if we chilled Trump out
Like
We show him some chill vids
That chill him out
Like slime vids
Or Family Guy Funnies
And he chills the fuck out
Can we do that
Or like
Do we do Plan B
What if we chilled Trump out
Like
We show him some chill vids
That chill him out
Like slime vids
Or Family Guy Funnies
And he chills the fuck out
Can we do that
Or like
Do we do Plan B
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"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
June 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
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the issue is not just ICE.
we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.
we cannot do both
we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.
we cannot do both
LAPD assisted by the Huntington Beach Police just came in full force firing munitions and with Horse support. Someone was trampled. Another has a serious head injury.
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the issue is not just ICE.
we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.
we cannot do both
we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now.
we cannot do both
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Nobody said that. Who is being satirized? This is just what you believe
I always knew Trump would be better for Palestinians
May 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nobody said that. Who is being satirized? This is just what you believe
I’m hanging out on tiktok
May 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m hanging out on tiktok
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buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move
May 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move
I’m on the right side of history for being a prequel hater
May 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m on the right side of history for being a prequel hater
how many femboys does it take to defeat a gorilla?
May 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
how many femboys does it take to defeat a gorilla?
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flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
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Yes! Just what we need! My only complaint is that she may simply be too young.
Scoop: 87-year-old Holmes Norton eyes bid to lead Democrats on House Oversight
The second most senior member of the key investigative panel said she "may" seek the ranking member role.
www.axios.com
April 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yes! Just what we need! My only complaint is that she may simply be too young.