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Former American. Sports. Stuff. Getting Rich or Dying Trying
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The Packers literally just gave Copilot in Excel a multi-year contract extension, Paul.
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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If it’s any comfort to Texans fans, CJ Stroud has been completing passes at roughly the same rate Steph Curry hits three-pointers, and he’s the greatest to ever do it.
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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The QB was awesome. And they lost. We've been watching this same movie for 20 straight years with this team.
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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1) 2014 NFCCG
2) Losing to Chicago
3) 2021 SF
4) Losing to Eli immediately after going 21-1
5) Favre losing to Eli in OT
6-7) Both OT Arizona losses
8-9) Both Kapernick losses
10) 2020 NFCCG
11) 2019 NFCCG
12) 2023 to San Francsico
13) 2024 to Philadelphia
14) 2016 NFCCG
January 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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Herbstreit: You were here when Soldier Field opened, right?

Al Michaels: Yes
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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The Packers take over at the Chicago 32-yard line.
January 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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I tried to look up historical comparisons for how bad of a pass-rusher Rashan Gary has been.

www.acmepackingcompany.com/green-bay-pa...
Rashan Gary’s production has been worse than you think
No one has had less production on more snaps than the Green Bay Packers’ Rashan Gary in 2025.
www.acmepackingcompany.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Did they just say Matt LaFleur told them they’ve struggled when teams have “gotten big and tried to pound us”?
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Favre to Rodgers to Love to Willis they did it again.
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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For you youngsters who missed the Seattle NFCCG…this was basically that.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Too soon
Packers fans look away

He Bosticked it
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Packers fans look away

He Bosticked it
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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been thinking about that “if you had 10 carries behind an NFL line, could you get a first down” hypothetical

and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Grandfathers to throw a TD in NFL history:
- Brett Favre
- 𝗣𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗽 𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀

H/T BetMGM on X
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I would find this more convincing if I had literally one other example ever from history of a man who had visible hand injuries from shaking too many other hands.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?

LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Vikings should have signed Jameis Winston
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Guys. I don’t think JJ McCarthy is very good
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I understand why LaFleur wants to run on Philly but maybe try going after the one clear weakness on their defense a few times? As a treat?
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Matthew Stafford looks like he traded teeth with his horse
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Every Steelers game report is like "Aaron Rodgers was an efficient 23-39 for 108 yards and Jaylen Warren picked up 24 yards on 31 carries as the Steelers beat the Jags 13-7 thanks to 11 Jaguar fumbles inside their own 10 yard line."
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Don’t know why people say there are no Halloween songs. Laffy Taffy? Tootsie Roll?
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM