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genuinely unsettling
July 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
genuinely unsettling
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i'm living in your head rent free and taking advantage of the facility's amenities- i'm hoarding bottled water from the gym, i'm taking coffee pods home from the break room, i'm taking free refills from the cafeteria. your brain's got the good pebble ice
June 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i'm living in your head rent free and taking advantage of the facility's amenities- i'm hoarding bottled water from the gym, i'm taking coffee pods home from the break room, i'm taking free refills from the cafeteria. your brain's got the good pebble ice
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today
BREAKING | ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
OpenAI reports the chatbot is seeing a widespread outage
www.independent.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
dumbest coworker in every office in shambles today
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They should replace ChatGPT with something more useful, like one of those kazoos you make with wax paper and a comb
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They should replace ChatGPT with something more useful, like one of those kazoos you make with wax paper and a comb
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[first date]
HER: what's your favorite food?
ME: spareribs, bacon, really any type of pork
HER: oh me too
ME: yeah you could say I'm polyhamorous
HER: *signals for the bill*
HER: what's your favorite food?
ME: spareribs, bacon, really any type of pork
HER: oh me too
ME: yeah you could say I'm polyhamorous
HER: *signals for the bill*
May 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
[first date]
HER: what's your favorite food?
ME: spareribs, bacon, really any type of pork
HER: oh me too
ME: yeah you could say I'm polyhamorous
HER: *signals for the bill*
HER: what's your favorite food?
ME: spareribs, bacon, really any type of pork
HER: oh me too
ME: yeah you could say I'm polyhamorous
HER: *signals for the bill*
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That loser who can't swim is mad at a puppet and admitting so on television lmaooo you could not force me to do this you could not pay me enough
May 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That loser who can't swim is mad at a puppet and admitting so on television lmaooo you could not force me to do this you could not pay me enough
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WHAT DID THE DOG DO
#OtD 23 May 1946 the largest mass arrest in the history of Rochester, New York, took place. Police rounded up 208 striking workers and even arrested one of the strikers' dogs. The strike spread and was won the following week stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9590...
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
WHAT DID THE DOG DO
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People are already dying from starvation
May 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
People are already dying from starvation
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For everyone saying this doesn't matter because ICE doesn't follow the law:
1. They want you to think knowing your rights makes no difference when we know for a fact it does. How do we know that? Because Homan himself said people knowing their rights cost then hundreds of arrests in Chicago.
1. They want you to think knowing your rights makes no difference when we know for a fact it does. How do we know that? Because Homan himself said people knowing their rights cost then hundreds of arrests in Chicago.
If you are stopped by Trump's ICE goons, or any other kind of cops:
I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.
Memorize it.
And don't let ICE in without a JUDICIAL warrant. No, administrative warrants don't count.
I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.
Memorize it.
And don't let ICE in without a JUDICIAL warrant. No, administrative warrants don't count.
May 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
For everyone saying this doesn't matter because ICE doesn't follow the law:
1. They want you to think knowing your rights makes no difference when we know for a fact it does. How do we know that? Because Homan himself said people knowing their rights cost then hundreds of arrests in Chicago.
1. They want you to think knowing your rights makes no difference when we know for a fact it does. How do we know that? Because Homan himself said people knowing their rights cost then hundreds of arrests in Chicago.
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If you’d asked me five minutes ago I would have said there’s no wrong way to eat a croissant but
May 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you’d asked me five minutes ago I would have said there’s no wrong way to eat a croissant but
Elon, laughing so hard he’s hyperventilating: “See it’s badge number 69420 like the sex number AND the weed number!”
Elon’s 43 children: “I think Dad forgot our birthday again”
Elon’s 43 children: “I think Dad forgot our birthday again”
April 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Elon, laughing so hard he’s hyperventilating: “See it’s badge number 69420 like the sex number AND the weed number!”
Elon’s 43 children: “I think Dad forgot our birthday again”
Elon’s 43 children: “I think Dad forgot our birthday again”
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Americas starter Pokémon
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Americas starter Pokémon
Sinners was as good as the hype and then some. Absolutely my favorite movie of the year so far.
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Sinners was as good as the hype and then some. Absolutely my favorite movie of the year so far.
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We are a family of seven living in tragic humanitarian conditions We have no food my children have fallen ill due to malnutrition and their immune system is threatening their lives. We need 150 euros to buy food and medicine
Verified by Molly Shah
Send your humanity to me
chuffed.org/project/help...
Verified by Molly Shah
Send your humanity to me
chuffed.org/project/help...
April 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Was only going to watch the 1st episode of Andor last night and ended up watching all 3 instead.
We’re so back.
We’re so back.
April 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Was only going to watch the 1st episode of Andor last night and ended up watching all 3 instead.
We’re so back.
We’re so back.
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god damn it the best nextdoor posts are always deleted by the time they get pushed to my email. "Please stop showing a large rat." i'll never know what happened here
April 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
god damn it the best nextdoor posts are always deleted by the time they get pushed to my email. "Please stop showing a large rat." i'll never know what happened here
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so did jd vance murder the pope or did he drop dead from vance's existentially bad vibe
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
so did jd vance murder the pope or did he drop dead from vance's existentially bad vibe
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fun fact their account was private for days after this for some reason
April 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
fun fact their account was private for days after this for some reason
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“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
April 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
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starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.
April 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.