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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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5 year plan outline
-purpose
-meaning
-whimsy I
-whimsy II
-mischief
-financial projections
-whimsy III
-polar expedition
-Hegel and his consequences
-whimsy IV
-purpose
-meaning
-whimsy I
-whimsy II
-mischief
-financial projections
-whimsy III
-polar expedition
-Hegel and his consequences
-whimsy IV
December 13, 2024 at 6:19 AM
5 year plan outline
-purpose
-meaning
-whimsy I
-whimsy II
-mischief
-financial projections
-whimsy III
-polar expedition
-Hegel and his consequences
-whimsy IV
-purpose
-meaning
-whimsy I
-whimsy II
-mischief
-financial projections
-whimsy III
-polar expedition
-Hegel and his consequences
-whimsy IV
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Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair?
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair?
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk
November 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk
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My god...that's the king's sigil
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
My god...that's the king's sigil
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"It's funny when you think about it, because if Trump wins, Peanut's owner won't be able to make money on Only Fans because Project 2025 will ban porn."
:the attendant swabbing my burning forehead with a cloth in 8th century Byzantium: "She has been delirious and babbling all night my lord."
:the attendant swabbing my burning forehead with a cloth in 8th century Byzantium: "She has been delirious and babbling all night my lord."
November 4, 2024 at 7:28 PM
"It's funny when you think about it, because if Trump wins, Peanut's owner won't be able to make money on Only Fans because Project 2025 will ban porn."
:the attendant swabbing my burning forehead with a cloth in 8th century Byzantium: "She has been delirious and babbling all night my lord."
:the attendant swabbing my burning forehead with a cloth in 8th century Byzantium: "She has been delirious and babbling all night my lord."
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I have only written about this once, at what was more or less the most depressed moment of my adult life, and I think it holds up okay given the broader/specific context. www.vice.com/en/article/w...
What We Take From The Marathon
You don't need to run the New York City Marathon to understand what it means, or why it matters so much to runners and city alike.
www.vice.com
November 4, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I have only written about this once, at what was more or less the most depressed moment of my adult life, and I think it holds up okay given the broader/specific context. www.vice.com/en/article/w...
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In honor of A REAL PAIN hitting theaters, one of my favorite Jesse Eisenberg anecdotes
November 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM
In honor of A REAL PAIN hitting theaters, one of my favorite Jesse Eisenberg anecdotes
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This is the funniest thing for a Supreme Court justice to get impeached for, and so absolutely perfect for Samuel Alito. Say what you will about his opinions, but he has always been likely to go down for accepting a bejeweled scepter from the most racist living member of the Bourbon dynasty.
The Constitution makes ONE simple demand of officeholders. Like instructing Adam & Eve to lay off the fruit, the Framers said, "you may want a fancy European title but the nation's integrity demands you refuse." Alito just ignored the Constitution's command.
Sam Alito Got Knighted… Just Like The Founding Fathers EXPLICITLY MADE UNCONSTITUTIONAL
It turns out Sam Alito hates the Constitution as much as you thought he did.
abovethelaw.com
November 1, 2024 at 5:02 PM
This is the funniest thing for a Supreme Court justice to get impeached for, and so absolutely perfect for Samuel Alito. Say what you will about his opinions, but he has always been likely to go down for accepting a bejeweled scepter from the most racist living member of the Bourbon dynasty.
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summoning circle, hope this works
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A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥
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🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no
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October 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
summoning circle, hope this works
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥
🕯 Ah shit 🔥
Ah no 🔥 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥
🕯 Ah shit 🔥
Ah no 🔥 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one
February 9, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Guy at the Acme Corporation: Ah, some dog in Arizona wants to buy a rocket launcher. I’ll send him a really shitty one
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it seems that during a routine test of the trump campaign's freak piping they blew the freak reactor lid off freak chernobyl
Trump’s Director of White House personnel John McEntee has posted a video saying “Sorry, we want male only voting. The 19th might have to go.”
That’s certainly a strategic choice one week before the election.
That’s certainly a strategic choice one week before the election.
October 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
it seems that during a routine test of the trump campaign's freak piping they blew the freak reactor lid off freak chernobyl
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Here’s why some billionaires are going soft on Trump
October 28, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Here’s why some billionaires are going soft on Trump
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Controversial new EULA from Adobe
June 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Controversial new EULA from Adobe
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just want to remind everyone that if you spoonerize “Vampire Weekend,” you sound like a vampire
May 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
just want to remind everyone that if you spoonerize “Vampire Weekend,” you sound like a vampire
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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September 25, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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I would like to see photos of the skeletons in your neighborhood doing wholesome things, please
September 25, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I would like to see photos of the skeletons in your neighborhood doing wholesome things, please
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What’s everyone’s dumbest thought they can’t stop thinking lately? Mine is: “Chappell Roan/Take me hoan/To the place…I beloan.”
June 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
What’s everyone’s dumbest thought they can’t stop thinking lately? Mine is: “Chappell Roan/Take me hoan/To the place…I beloan.”