JP
@jpitblado.bsky.social
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social when he opens the fridge & discovers the leftovers he's been looking forward to are gone
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social when he opens the fridge & discovers the leftovers he's been looking forward to are gone
Talk about repressed sexuality
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Talk about repressed sexuality
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My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My partner referred to the dog's lips as "moist jowlettes," so now, you all must be cursed with this as well.
You know you're singing it
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
You know you're singing it
I broke my pinkie finger catching a Nerf football.
That's still better than how @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social mangled his.
That's still better than how @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social mangled his.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I broke my pinkie finger catching a Nerf football.
That's still better than how @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social mangled his.
That's still better than how @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social mangled his.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
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It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
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The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
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GOP to Senate Dems soon.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
GOP to Senate Dems soon.
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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He beat the wrap.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He beat the wrap.
Move out, don't mess around
Residents of Yazoo City, Mississippi, are being ordered to shelter in place after an ammonia plant exploded at C.F. Industries, which produces nitrogen products, including ammonia and fertilizer.
Some residents and businesses were ordered to evacuate, including a nearby Walmart.
Some residents and businesses were ordered to evacuate, including a nearby Walmart.
Yazoo City Told to Shelter in Place After Explosion, Ammonia Leak
Officials are asking residents of Yazoo City to shelter in place after an ammonia plant exploded around 4:25 p.m. at C.F. Industries.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Move out, don't mess around
The Dodgers should lose simply on the basis of employing someone with that haircut.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Dodgers should lose simply on the basis of employing someone with that haircut.
Well done @scottkeenan724.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well done @scottkeenan724.bsky.social
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food stamps are gone come november 1, if the shutdown doesn't end. if you see people stealing food, no tf you didn't.
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
food stamps are gone come november 1, if the shutdown doesn't end. if you see people stealing food, no tf you didn't.
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Irving Kristol used to say there were two types of conservatives: anti-state, and anti-left
Most of the anti-state ones became NeverTrumpers and bailed in Trump's first term
All that remains of the GOP are the anti-left, people w/ zero convictions beyond supporting whatever the left opposes
Most of the anti-state ones became NeverTrumpers and bailed in Trump's first term
All that remains of the GOP are the anti-left, people w/ zero convictions beyond supporting whatever the left opposes
The latest AP-NORC poll had Trump at 37% approval, but, sure, lean into Trump-is-King. Good idea.
MAGA really doesn't know how to think about anything except to take the opposite position of their enemies, real or perceived.
MAGA really doesn't know how to think about anything except to take the opposite position of their enemies, real or perceived.
Really think the biggest win today aside from just numbers is negatively polarizing the regime of 12-year-olds into fully adopting #YESKINGS as their official stance.
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Irving Kristol used to say there were two types of conservatives: anti-state, and anti-left
Most of the anti-state ones became NeverTrumpers and bailed in Trump's first term
All that remains of the GOP are the anti-left, people w/ zero convictions beyond supporting whatever the left opposes
Most of the anti-state ones became NeverTrumpers and bailed in Trump's first term
All that remains of the GOP are the anti-left, people w/ zero convictions beyond supporting whatever the left opposes
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My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
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Scott Bessent going “erm ackshually Tariffs aren’t a tax, they’re just a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers' income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions”
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Scott Bessent going “erm ackshually Tariffs aren’t a tax, they’re just a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers' income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions”
I hope the Brewers are yelling shit about Kirk to rattle Treinen
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I hope the Brewers are yelling shit about Kirk to rattle Treinen
Kohl's has partnered with Fanatics to offer MLB gear. Kohl's cash finally has some value.
October 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Kohl's has partnered with Fanatics to offer MLB gear. Kohl's cash finally has some value.
I'm so confused watching/listening to the BOS/NYY series. I'm happy every time one team gives up runs but then I remember that means the other team is scoring them.
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm so confused watching/listening to the BOS/NYY series. I'm happy every time one team gives up runs but then I remember that means the other team is scoring them.
Thoughts, @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social?
Def Antifa. You can tell by the mask. #WarRavagedPortland
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thoughts, @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social?