JP
@jpitblado.bsky.social
Sell the team
Completely fix baseball with three words.
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sell the team
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
More evidence that @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social is wrong about catsup being the superior hot dog condiment
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
High on ... mustard? Cannabis industry teams up with chefs in push to stand out
US legal cannabis industry seeks new ways to incorporate weed into meals after a tough year for business in 2025
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
More evidence that @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social is wrong about catsup being the superior hot dog condiment
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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The NRA will comment on this shooting just as soon as they’re done writing their statement in defense of Philando Castile’s 2A rights.
No doubt the NRA is drafting a statement as we speak
x.com/kylegriffin1...
x.com/kylegriffin1...
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The NRA will comment on this shooting just as soon as they’re done writing their statement in defense of Philando Castile’s 2A rights.
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Most of the moral messaging in children's television programming when I was a kid was utterly uncontroversial at the time, and would be attacked as woke indoctrination today.
This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Most of the moral messaging in children's television programming when I was a kid was utterly uncontroversial at the time, and would be attacked as woke indoctrination today.
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Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌
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In a remarkable court filing, DOJ also revealed that DOGE employees traded Social Security data on an unapproved third party server — Cloudflare — and may have sent private SSA info to a top DOGE adviser. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
In a remarkable court filing, DOJ also revealed that DOGE employees traded Social Security data on an unapproved third party server — Cloudflare — and may have sent private SSA info to a top DOGE adviser. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
What's another way they could keep Jordan Love off the field, Al?
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What's another way they could keep Jordan Love off the field, Al?
Might have to get myself a hockey jersey. The Buffalo one in the replies is pretty good as well.
Holy shit the Seattle Kraken pride jersey goes so fucking hard
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Might have to get myself a hockey jersey. The Buffalo one in the replies is pretty good as well.
Broke my pinkie finger catching a Nerf football.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Broke my pinkie finger catching a Nerf football.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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After a year of Trump II, the refrain that this is only happening because Trump's insane masks the reality that it's going to be a recurring part of American governance until underlying structures change
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
After a year of Trump II, the refrain that this is only happening because Trump's insane masks the reality that it's going to be a recurring part of American governance until underlying structures change
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Reasons it’s ok to forcibly remove a president, according to the US president:
- doing crimes with family
- targeting vocal opponents
- domestic use of security forces
- humanitarian crisis denial
- weaponization of Supreme Court
- dismantling democratic elections
- ruinous economic policies
- doing crimes with family
- targeting vocal opponents
- domestic use of security forces
- humanitarian crisis denial
- weaponization of Supreme Court
- dismantling democratic elections
- ruinous economic policies
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Reasons it’s ok to forcibly remove a president, according to the US president:
- doing crimes with family
- targeting vocal opponents
- domestic use of security forces
- humanitarian crisis denial
- weaponization of Supreme Court
- dismantling democratic elections
- ruinous economic policies
- doing crimes with family
- targeting vocal opponents
- domestic use of security forces
- humanitarian crisis denial
- weaponization of Supreme Court
- dismantling democratic elections
- ruinous economic policies
Watching Good Eats just to meal something
Watching Rickey Henderson highlights just to steal something
Watching the Marlins just to teal something.
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Watching Good Eats just to meal something
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I mean, if you make a series of movies that neither has significant cultural impact nor leaves any residue on the memory track, and yet still reliably convinces audiences to return to the tune of $2 billion per installment, is it possible that "cultural impact" is overvalued/irrelevant as a metric
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I mean, if you make a series of movies that neither has significant cultural impact nor leaves any residue on the memory track, and yet still reliably convinces audiences to return to the tune of $2 billion per installment, is it possible that "cultural impact" is overvalued/irrelevant as a metric
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Scrooge: You boy, what day is it?
“Why, it’s the day Ben Folds drove his girlfriend to get an abortion, sir.”
Scrooge: Ah, yes, day after Christmas.
“Why, it’s the day Ben Folds drove his girlfriend to get an abortion, sir.”
Scrooge: Ah, yes, day after Christmas.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Scrooge: You boy, what day is it?
“Why, it’s the day Ben Folds drove his girlfriend to get an abortion, sir.”
Scrooge: Ah, yes, day after Christmas.
“Why, it’s the day Ben Folds drove his girlfriend to get an abortion, sir.”
Scrooge: Ah, yes, day after Christmas.
Meeting @mssmith76.bsky.social & @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social for our annual post Christmas get together. I'll be disappointed if Aaron isn't wearing the cardigan.
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Meeting @mssmith76.bsky.social & @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social for our annual post Christmas get together. I'll be disappointed if Aaron isn't wearing the cardigan.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.