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thegatesofmel.blacksky.app
Biblically accurate Mucinex Monster.
thattorigirl.bsky.social Tori 🐼 @thattorigirl.bsky.social · 1d
How is your whole face one solid cold sore???
White man in suit looking like his skin is leaking
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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slipperyjack.bsky.social
If you'll allow me a Friday Shop Plug, I've got a new lino print in my Summerisle Procession series, and copies of my spooky book defaced with Krampus heads and the like. Reposts extremely welcome (Christmas is coming, lads)...
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
Two folksy lino prints based on procession characters from The Wicker Man Haxan lino print Spooky book defaced with a Krampus head.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Is Trump saying Democrats should be hanged or that Democrats should be hung?
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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johnrogers.bsky.social
Thread. “AI is patching up the holes in conspiracy theories and so making them seem more reasonable, making them easier to spread and more resilient to collapse” was not on my bingo card.

AI relieves the pressure of cognitive dissonance. That’s … not great.
eliothiggins.bsky.social Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 2d
Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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grahammarbles.bsky.social
Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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ryanseventyfive.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
Kat Abughazaleh, you are charged that, on or about September 26, 2025, you did cause an agent of Immigration and Customs Enforcement to: slip on a banana peel, fall down six flights of stairs, and do a barrel roll only to land directly under a grand piano. Said agent then had piano keys for teeth
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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geoffbowser.bsky.social
I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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revbennyd.bsky.social
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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friendlykitties.bsky.social
young republicans have gary larson phenotype
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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michaelharriot.bsky.social
I know why.

It’s supposedly cursed

The story of the Regent diamond is absolutely bonkers
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]
edzitron.com Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · Oct 20
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version Question So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file. After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now. Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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vanweezer.bsky.social
Women don't like the vehicle
Picture of the ocean gate sub (unimploded)
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
And on the fourth day God said if you cut the penis your sons will know so many facts about whales
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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umadlp.bsky.social
Roob-5 building in Ebisu, Tokyo.
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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donniemarvelous.bsky.social
David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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pattymo.com
Please stop showing me anything about Ezra Klein. Irrevocably opting out of “Ezra Klein”
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
when the other shoe finally drops on this guy he is gonna make dennis hastert look like a fuckin saint
qasimrashid.com Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · Dec 10
So what's the message here? Is the MAGA Speaker stating that vigilante justice against a mentally ill Black man who killed no one is heroic but vigilante justice against a wealthy white CEO whose policies killed thousands is criminal????
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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mcnees.bsky.social
Happy 120th birthday, special relativity!

Albert Einstein introduced special relativity in the paper "On The Electrodynamics Of Moving Bodies," published in Annalen der Physik #OTD in 1905. 🧪 ⚛️ 🔭

Manuscript: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1...
English: www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einst...
A black and white photo of Albert Einstein, around age 25, sitting at a desk. He is a wearing a flannel suit and resting his right arm on the desk. Einstein is looking to the left of the photographer in this posed photo. The first paragraph of the paper, in German. Translated to English is reads: It is known that Maxwell's electrodynamics—as usually understood at the present time—when applied to moving bodies, leads to asymmetries which do not appear to be inherent in the phenomena. Take, for example, the reciprocal electrodynamic action of a magnet and a conductor. The observable phenomenon here depends only on the relative motion of the conductor and the magnet, whereas the customary view draws a sharp distinction between the two cases in which either the one or the other of these bodies is in motion. For if the magnet is in motion and the conductor at rest, there arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet an electric field with a certain definite energy, producing a current at the places where parts of the conductor are situated. But if the magnet is stationary and the conductor in motion, no electric field arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet...
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM