Taser Me Elmo
@jpfairfield.bsky.social
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The Streams - TTRPGs w/ @ReclaimersRPG
https://jpfairfield.carrd.co/
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....not even the half of it
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
....not even the half of it
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Somebody has the capacity to leak it. I've wondered for awhile if moving it through so many hands at so many levels in so many branches has had the effect of making the pool of potential leakers so large its impossible to track.
Everyone does know what's going on here, right? Should the Epstein evidence bill pass both the House and Senate, these criminals will say it can't be released because there is an active investigation. Never mind that a thorough investigation was completed, and the DOJ was prepared to try Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Somebody has the capacity to leak it. I've wondered for awhile if moving it through so many hands at so many levels in so many branches has had the effect of making the pool of potential leakers so large its impossible to track.
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What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
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Congrats on not being useless for once, Indiana
Big news in Indiana 🎉
Despite Trump’s pressure, Indiana Republicans are declining to redistrict their congressional maps this year ahead of the 2026 midterms.
Thank you to the thousands of Stand Up America members in Indiana who made their voices heard!
Despite Trump’s pressure, Indiana Republicans are declining to redistrict their congressional maps this year ahead of the 2026 midterms.
Thank you to the thousands of Stand Up America members in Indiana who made their voices heard!
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Congrats on not being useless for once, Indiana
Started playing Dispatch and whoever had the idea to tap Thot Squad as the VA for Prism is a gotdamn genius. I fucking love Prism and Thot Squad is fucking hilarious
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Started playing Dispatch and whoever had the idea to tap Thot Squad as the VA for Prism is a gotdamn genius. I fucking love Prism and Thot Squad is fucking hilarious
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Every time sthg like this is reported re big tech, it feels exactly like what BIWOC or neurodiverse ppl talk about, intuiting sthg is off about someone, from pattern recognition or growing up in adverse world, but everyone else loves them & is all "no they're actually a good person inside i swear".
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Every time sthg like this is reported re big tech, it feels exactly like what BIWOC or neurodiverse ppl talk about, intuiting sthg is off about someone, from pattern recognition or growing up in adverse world, but everyone else loves them & is all "no they're actually a good person inside i swear".
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.
We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
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This guy looks like the sloth from Ice Age came down with a bad case of Bell's Palsy. Motherfuckers got a face like he swallowed his own skeleton and is having trouble keeping it down. Ear span wider than your shoulders looking ass. Shouldn't you be running from Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, bud?
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This guy looks like the sloth from Ice Age came down with a bad case of Bell's Palsy. Motherfuckers got a face like he swallowed his own skeleton and is having trouble keeping it down. Ear span wider than your shoulders looking ass. Shouldn't you be running from Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, bud?
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A THOUSAND times????? Arrest this pervert
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A THOUSAND times????? Arrest this pervert
Already tired & it's Wednesday...
Had complaints about my team & work but universe decided to show me how much worse it can get...
Helping out this other team reminded me of contractor days when it was a hot mess except now I can't count on peace-ing out in 3-6 months to another client... *sigh*
Had complaints about my team & work but universe decided to show me how much worse it can get...
Helping out this other team reminded me of contractor days when it was a hot mess except now I can't count on peace-ing out in 3-6 months to another client... *sigh*
a girl is crying and says `` i wanna go home '' in a meme .
Alt: a child is crying and says `` i wanna go home i hate it here'' in a meme .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Already tired & it's Wednesday...
Had complaints about my team & work but universe decided to show me how much worse it can get...
Helping out this other team reminded me of contractor days when it was a hot mess except now I can't count on peace-ing out in 3-6 months to another client... *sigh*
Had complaints about my team & work but universe decided to show me how much worse it can get...
Helping out this other team reminded me of contractor days when it was a hot mess except now I can't count on peace-ing out in 3-6 months to another client... *sigh*
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In this game, a character is...
...A person with needs and desires that'll inevitably bring them into conflict with others, because there ultimately isn't enough to go around, who's capable and prepared to fight for what they need.
...A person with needs and desires that'll inevitably bring them into conflict with others, because there ultimately isn't enough to go around, who's capable and prepared to fight for what they need.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In this game, a character is...
...A person with needs and desires that'll inevitably bring them into conflict with others, because there ultimately isn't enough to go around, who's capable and prepared to fight for what they need.
...A person with needs and desires that'll inevitably bring them into conflict with others, because there ultimately isn't enough to go around, who's capable and prepared to fight for what they need.
I swear tomorrow at work I will be reenacting the "IF JOHNNY HAS 5 APPLES" meme...
Cause if I ask for the environment to be check again cause I can't do the ONE THING THEY NEED ME TO TEST.
I am on my last nerve and I can see it starting to pack it up
Cause if I ask for the environment to be check again cause I can't do the ONE THING THEY NEED ME TO TEST.
I am on my last nerve and I can see it starting to pack it up
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I swear tomorrow at work I will be reenacting the "IF JOHNNY HAS 5 APPLES" meme...
Cause if I ask for the environment to be check again cause I can't do the ONE THING THEY NEED ME TO TEST.
I am on my last nerve and I can see it starting to pack it up
Cause if I ask for the environment to be check again cause I can't do the ONE THING THEY NEED ME TO TEST.
I am on my last nerve and I can see it starting to pack it up
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With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
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To all those family & friends who are talking about airport chaos: this is the perfect time to make the direct connection to Trump & Republicans. The long wait times, delayed flights, cancelled flights, are on THIS Administration. That is why your travel experience is worse.
Name them. Blame them.
Name them. Blame them.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
To all those family & friends who are talking about airport chaos: this is the perfect time to make the direct connection to Trump & Republicans. The long wait times, delayed flights, cancelled flights, are on THIS Administration. That is why your travel experience is worse.
Name them. Blame them.
Name them. Blame them.
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Ain't this the fucking truth...
Shit hit me in my memories. Y'all please recognize creeping depression. Happens to me outta nowhere sometimes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ain't this the fucking truth...
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Yeah none of us are allowed to opt out of the patriarchy. That’s what makes it the patriarchy
“The dual class action suits allege that the functions—which followed thousands of sexual harassment and assault lawsuits against Uber and Lyft over the years— have limited the economic opportunities for men and discriminated against them because of their gender.”
Male Drivers Sue Uber and Lyft Over Women-Only Ride-Hailing
The lawsuits allege that male drivers receive fewer rides because of the feature, violating sex discrimination laws.
time.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yeah none of us are allowed to opt out of the patriarchy. That’s what makes it the patriarchy
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Pre-writing your enemy's obituary in case you go first is top-tier hating
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pre-writing your enemy's obituary in case you go first is top-tier hating
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there's this thing i call "cop math"
basically, when you catch someone abusing power to cause harm and they're being real confident or real casual about it, stop and ask yourself, "how much human misery is flowing out of this one person into the world, if this evil thing is just a *habit* to them?"
basically, when you catch someone abusing power to cause harm and they're being real confident or real casual about it, stop and ask yourself, "how much human misery is flowing out of this one person into the world, if this evil thing is just a *habit* to them?"
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
there's this thing i call "cop math"
basically, when you catch someone abusing power to cause harm and they're being real confident or real casual about it, stop and ask yourself, "how much human misery is flowing out of this one person into the world, if this evil thing is just a *habit* to them?"
basically, when you catch someone abusing power to cause harm and they're being real confident or real casual about it, stop and ask yourself, "how much human misery is flowing out of this one person into the world, if this evil thing is just a *habit* to them?"
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I want non-white people to stop using your Black friend as a buffer. If i don't trust your food, telling me another Black person doesn't matter to me. We don't share a common taste. A lot of you eat things i would NEVER and vice tf versa. "Kevin Hart said..." he is 5'3. I don't trust his diet bebe.
a baby sitting on the floor with the words no no no no
Alt: a baby sitting on the floor with the words no no no no
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November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I want non-white people to stop using your Black friend as a buffer. If i don't trust your food, telling me another Black person doesn't matter to me. We don't share a common taste. A lot of you eat things i would NEVER and vice tf versa. "Kevin Hart said..." he is 5'3. I don't trust his diet bebe.
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A Walton, a Kroger and whichever hedge fund runs Albertsons got on the party line and took it to hell with everybody.
BREAKING: Trump administration must fully fund food aid benefits by Friday, US judge rules reut.rs/3LtkSQz
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A Walton, a Kroger and whichever hedge fund runs Albertsons got on the party line and took it to hell with everybody.
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Thread ..
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The video shows an Oak Brook police officer handcuffing and placing the ICE agent under arrest after he refused to undergo a breath analysis, telling police, “I’m not going to do that.”
‘Doesn’t look good’: ICE agent charged with drunken driving after shift at Broadview detention center
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent has been charged with drunken driving after his car crashed after a shift at the Broadview detention center.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The video shows an Oak Brook police officer handcuffing and placing the ICE agent under arrest after he refused to undergo a breath analysis, telling police, “I’m not going to do that.”
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This is the greatest week of 2025.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This is the greatest week of 2025.