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jpfairfield.bsky.social
Taser Me Elmo
@jpfairfield.bsky.social
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(She/Her)
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The Streams - TTRPGs w/ @ReclaimersRPG
https://jpfairfield.carrd.co/
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HA HA HA HA AHA HAHA
Me:
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally.
A man staring off into the distance looking tired and worn out. Text "Is It Over"is overlay in white at top while Text "NO" is overlay in orange at bottom.
August 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I will be playing the game "Eidolon: Become Your Best Self" for the first time with @agentrush.bsky.social @thedragonemrys.bsky.social and Mac!
Make sure you check out the Juneteenth TTRPG Stream Event on June 19th-20th!
Our Eidolon stream is on Thursday June 19th at 9pm - 12 am PT
A square image with a blue background. There is a white starburst shape with a star inside of it in the background. There is a dot pattern overlaid. It says Juneteenth TTRPG Stream Event as a header. On the bottom right it says "Bringing Black TTRPG Talent to the Front". On the bottom left it says Thursday June 19th 6 am - Friday June 20th 3am PT. There is the twitch logo with the channel name AsAlwaysImani. At the top of the image it says Eidolon: Become Your Best Self with the date and time of the game, Thursday June 19th at 9pm - 12 am PT. There are three players, Emrys, JP Fairfield, and Mac. The GM is Agent Rush.
June 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I'm super excited to play Glitter Hearts for the Juneteenth TTRPG Stream Event. Going to be an great time playing with @shaucatcosplay.bsky.social @ashtynbrianne.bsky.social @arriannaabrahamvo.bsky.social & GM @kalebisbelak.bsky.social
Let's soak in the MAGIC on Friday June 20th at 12AM-3am PT
A square image with a blue background. There is a white starburst shape with a star inside of it in the background. There is a dot pattern overlaid. It says Juneteenth TTRPG Stream Event as a header. On the bottom right it says "Bringing Black TTRPG Talent to the Front". On the bottom left it says Thursday June 19th 6 am - Friday June 20th 3am PT. There is the twitch logo with the channel name AsAlwaysImani. At the top of the image it says Glitter Hearts, next to it it says the date and time of the game, Friday June 20th at 12AM-3am PT. There are four players Arrianna Abraham, Garnet, JP Fairfield, and ShauCat. The GM is Kaleb Wade
June 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Don't know what you're doing on Juneteenth? I got an idea... How about watching the awesome Juneteenth TTRPG Stream Event! It's a pack schedule with a variety of games such as Kids On Bikes, Heartbeats in Perfect Sync, and much more. Get a good nap the night before so you don't miss a second.
A square image with a blue background. It says Juneteenth TTRPG Stream Event as a header. On the bottom right it says "Bringing Black TTRPG Talent to the Front". On the bottom left it says Thursday June 19th 6 am - Friday June 20th 3am PT. On the bottom right it has the twitch channel name AsAlwaysImani. There are 7 pictures of Black GM's with their names, the games they are running, and the times of their games listed. Kids on Bikes w/ Ariel, below that it says the date 6/19/25 and the time 6am PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of a Black person with feathers in their hair smiling brightly at the camera. Mutants in the Night w/ Cassie, below that it says the date 6/19/25 and the time 12pm PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of a Black person with multi-colored braids with their face away from the camera holding a pride flag that has the Black power fist on it and trans colors. Shinobigami w/ Nick, below that it says the date 6/19/25 and the time 6pm PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of a Black man with a full face of facial hair, they are looking at the camera pleased. Glitter Hearts w/ Kaleb, below that it says the date 6/20/25 and the time 12am PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of a Black person with tight curls looking directly at the camera smiling slightly. Heartbeats in Perfect Sync w/ Nathan, below that it says the date 6/19/25 and the time 9am PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of a Black person wearing a wide brimmed hat with circular glasses, they look very cool. City of Mist w/ Maia, below that it says the date 6/19/25 and the time 3pm PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of in black & white of a picture Black woman looking to the right of the frame smiling. Eidolon: Become Your Best Self w/ Molly, below that it says the date 6/19/25 and the time 9pm PT. There is a photo in a circular shape of a Black woman with rectangular glasses and a black hat on.
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I just finished Chapter 1 of South of Midnight...
This game is beautiful.
The stop-motion art gives it the right amount of creepy.
Still have to get use to controls & figure out the right amount of sensitivity
South of Midnight game screen capture. Character, Hazel is standing surrounded by lush greenery found around swamp lands
April 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Cast yourself as a villain
#ISeePeopleAsPuzzleISeeThemAsGames
Jamie Moriarty, a blonde woman, looking through a body's pockets with text over the gif "As if men have a monopoly on murder"
March 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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My guess it'll taste similar to those liquor filled chocolate bottles.
liquor filled chocolate candy bottles
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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These mfers were damn near fighting to the death 30 minutes ago...

Now look at 'em...
Tuxedo cat and Tabby cat looking toward the camera and snuggled up on a gray throw cover.
February 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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You've been murdered, who do you want on your case?

If Dexter is busy, imma need someone to smite my killer for me. They gonna get my killer & maybe throw some torment in there too.
Characters of Lucifer tv show. Top row: Chloe Decker, Lucifer Morningstar,Mazikeen Bottom row: Dan Espinoza, Amenadiel, Ella Lopez
February 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I'm not thanking that man for jack... He was the main one trying to get it ban in first damn place!

Welp, TikTok is cooked cause I don't trust it now.

I'm good...
Pop-up Message on Tiktok says, "Welcome back! Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.! You can continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok."
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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SQUABBLE UP
Faith and Buffy from Buffy The Vampire TV show holding a boxing stance ready to fight
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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Another one for the block lists. I am not about to deal with yt folks thinking they can tell Black folks how to behave. It's giving concern trolling. Not today Satan
Photo of skeet from tomstdenis reading, This should be fun Dear Blacksky... cool. Love having everyone around to make the place more interesting. One thing... could y'all stop using the "n-word" so liberally? It's self-hate nonsense that earns ya an insta block from me. Like you care I imagine, but here we are.
November 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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I didn't realize how long I've been on here.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #239,373!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #239,373!
September 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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This is the same cat that runs away from me whenever I move or enter a room.
She meows and the minute I engage she bolts.

Then 15 minutes later:
American Short-hair cat with brown and black stripes curled up and eyes slightly closed napping on a humans lap
June 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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You can't shit on Black Americans 24/7, then when you ass need us be Pikachu surprised that no one gives a fuck.

Who dis?
Keke Palmer is looking down, saying, "Sorry to this man"
April 9, 2024 at 1:12 AM
jpfairfield.bsky.social
Every time you see a "who inspired you" list for "Women's History Month," it's nothing but white women...
Like COME ON!!!
Craig Robinson (actor) as Matheson saying "It's very fucking annoying" from film Pineapple Express
March 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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When family member is being "the most" on their birthday weekend
Kevin Hart with an irritated look on his face. Words above his image says "Yeah... You Lucky I Love You"
February 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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The pawprint dice I brought from The Cat Hive came today!!!

Yay! I love the color of the Ocean Simmer set (green/blue). The red dice are pretty nice too.
2 sets of Pawprint Pips dice on a red dice tray. Royalty Set is six red d6 and one d20 with gold paw prints. Ocean Simmer Set is six green and blue d6 and one d20 with white paw prints
December 30, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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Jessica Pearson will always be my choice
Gina Torres (playing as Jessica Pearson in Suits TV show) leaning her back against a chair looking regal and disappointed toward whoever the unfortunate person that tried her and lost
December 24, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a member of Congress.
Homey The Clown character from In Living Color saying "Homey don't play dat"
October 4, 2023 at 12:40 AM
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The way that Keke Palmer's bd decided to volunteer himself as the main character on Twitter...

Lawd... just sit there and watch the baby my guy
Quote Tweet "it's the outfit tho... you a mom" posted by Darius Daulton Original Tweet "User serenades Keke Palmer" posted by RNB Radar Darius Daulton tweeted "We live in a generation where a man of the family doesn’t want the wife & mother to his kids to showcase booty cheeks to please others & he gets told how much of a hater he is. This is my family & my representation. I have standards & morals to what I believe. I rest my case."
July 6, 2023 at 5:39 AM