Morgan Jerkins
@mjerkins.bsky.social
New York Times bestselling author of four books. ZEAL is my latest.
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Ummm wow?
Anderson Cooper has decided to nope out of '60 Minutes' and will not return next season, according to Breaker's Lachlan Cartwright.
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🔎 SCOOP: Anderson Cooper To Depart 60 Minutes
Legendary Newsman Will Focus on CNN And Family
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February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Ummm wow?
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Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
Last night, I went to a party and when me and my friend were leaving, it was lightly snowing. I'm tired of the snow, y'all. But something about how the snow was falling under the street lights was so beautiful.
I should've recorded that.
I should've recorded that.
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Last night, I went to a party and when me and my friend were leaving, it was lightly snowing. I'm tired of the snow, y'all. But something about how the snow was falling under the street lights was so beautiful.
I should've recorded that.
I should've recorded that.
My currently favorite form of online content is when someone is going off about something and they got the most peaceful elevator music playing in the background.
February 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
My currently favorite form of online content is when someone is going off about something and they got the most peaceful elevator music playing in the background.
There is a show on Netflix called "Free Bert" and it's really enjoyable. You got a main character who's a comedian and dad with a big ol' pot belly and he's trying to navigate rich white folk and their culture at his daughters' uppity school.
Highly recommend.
Highly recommend.
February 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
There is a show on Netflix called "Free Bert" and it's really enjoyable. You got a main character who's a comedian and dad with a big ol' pot belly and he's trying to navigate rich white folk and their culture at his daughters' uppity school.
Highly recommend.
Highly recommend.
I know Glasses was about to send him to the moon!
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I know Glasses was about to send him to the moon!
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The courtesans at Sheri’s Ranch are the first group of legally licensed sex workers to unionize in U.S. history (!!!). Their new union website states their demands as “safety on the job, better working conditions, and control over their own futures.” unitedbworkers.com
United B Workers
United B Workers
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February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The courtesans at Sheri’s Ranch are the first group of legally licensed sex workers to unionize in U.S. history (!!!). Their new union website states their demands as “safety on the job, better working conditions, and control over their own futures.” unitedbworkers.com
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Saw something that said "you need to learn how to regulate your emotions in these times" and I'm like no I don't. My emotions are doing EXACTLY what they are supposed to be doing in response to *gestures broadly* THIS. My emotional response to all of this isn't the problem, trying to suppress it is
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw something that said "you need to learn how to regulate your emotions in these times" and I'm like no I don't. My emotions are doing EXACTLY what they are supposed to be doing in response to *gestures broadly* THIS. My emotional response to all of this isn't the problem, trying to suppress it is
I needed that video.
After those terrible Pam Bondi hearings, I needed to see that.
After those terrible Pam Bondi hearings, I needed to see that.
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I needed that video.
After those terrible Pam Bondi hearings, I needed to see that.
After those terrible Pam Bondi hearings, I needed to see that.
Holy shit.
This is in South Jersey?!
This is in South Jersey?!
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Holy shit.
This is in South Jersey?!
This is in South Jersey?!
She handed out gold chocolate coins? OMG what more do you want?!?
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
She handed out gold chocolate coins? OMG what more do you want?!?
Every time a woman has hobbies, it gets criminalized.
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Every time a woman has hobbies, it gets criminalized.
Someone admitting to snorting that yayo off toilet seats should not be the U.S. Secretary for the Dept. of Health and Human Services.
What was this, in like the 70s and 80s?
Yo ass should be in Miami living on a houseboat right now. Or still in a $700 apartment off St. Marks.
What was this, in like the 70s and 80s?
Yo ass should be in Miami living on a houseboat right now. Or still in a $700 apartment off St. Marks.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Someone admitting to snorting that yayo off toilet seats should not be the U.S. Secretary for the Dept. of Health and Human Services.
What was this, in like the 70s and 80s?
Yo ass should be in Miami living on a houseboat right now. Or still in a $700 apartment off St. Marks.
What was this, in like the 70s and 80s?
Yo ass should be in Miami living on a houseboat right now. Or still in a $700 apartment off St. Marks.
LFG
👀 A federal judge has ordered the disclosure of a roster of DOGE employees and affiliates, as well as a text message revealing a top NEH official’s views on “woke” and “progressive” grants. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
LFG
wait...what
INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
wait...what
I still like astrology and I find it very useful at times. However, I don't check my daily--or even monthly--astrology because if it's not talking about money then I don't care.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I still like astrology and I find it very useful at times. However, I don't check my daily--or even monthly--astrology because if it's not talking about money then I don't care.
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One thing that's fun is that if you're black and you don't have much experience, it's woke dei if you get the job, and if you're black and you have all the experience in the world, you're an out of touch elite who is not really black and doesn't deserve the job.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
One thing that's fun is that if you're black and you don't have much experience, it's woke dei if you get the job, and if you're black and you have all the experience in the world, you're an out of touch elite who is not really black and doesn't deserve the job.
Some of y'all white men got the most insane insults for other white men.
I just came across a skeet where the phrase "racist chumbucket" was used and I'm taking that!!
I just came across a skeet where the phrase "racist chumbucket" was used and I'm taking that!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Some of y'all white men got the most insane insults for other white men.
I just came across a skeet where the phrase "racist chumbucket" was used and I'm taking that!!
I just came across a skeet where the phrase "racist chumbucket" was used and I'm taking that!!
I couldn't help but wonder: Am I not easily provoked do I just work from home?
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I couldn't help but wonder: Am I not easily provoked do I just work from home?
The next time someone tries to pull my card but I got one more play up my sleeve, imma say “The DOW is over 50,000 right now.”
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The next time someone tries to pull my card but I got one more play up my sleeve, imma say “The DOW is over 50,000 right now.”
I also just saw a video of a pro-natalist with glasses who would probably be 130 pounds soaking wet talkin' 'bout how Black people are genetically inferior to white people. He had not one ounce of muscle.
At this point, everything is just theatre.
At this point, everything is just theatre.
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I also just saw a video of a pro-natalist with glasses who would probably be 130 pounds soaking wet talkin' 'bout how Black people are genetically inferior to white people. He had not one ounce of muscle.
At this point, everything is just theatre.
At this point, everything is just theatre.
A wise African-American once said: "Too many birds on the ground and not enough in the sky."
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A wise African-American once said: "Too many birds on the ground and not enough in the sky."
Ladies and gentlemen, here's what we have for the defense of white superiority:
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, here's what we have for the defense of white superiority:
The one thing that'd make Bluesky better is if there were a Jurassic Park parody account on here like on X.
Tweets would be like "We found somebody's limb in the Lost & Found. Come pick it up near the souvenir shop before we close at 7."
I was WEAK.
Tweets would be like "We found somebody's limb in the Lost & Found. Come pick it up near the souvenir shop before we close at 7."
I was WEAK.
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The one thing that'd make Bluesky better is if there were a Jurassic Park parody account on here like on X.
Tweets would be like "We found somebody's limb in the Lost & Found. Come pick it up near the souvenir shop before we close at 7."
I was WEAK.
Tweets would be like "We found somebody's limb in the Lost & Found. Come pick it up near the souvenir shop before we close at 7."
I was WEAK.
Instead of calling it a "crash out," how about we be kinder to ourselves and call it a "factory reset"?
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Instead of calling it a "crash out," how about we be kinder to ourselves and call it a "factory reset"?