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@joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
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im 35 year old scp writer Kinch The Knife Blade. im also called jfb mostly. i made gaw with my friends. they. i will outlive my haters, because they are sickly and Weak.
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joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
one time i messaged this Grindr girl after a period of not really talking and she said “hey, I’m really just prioritizing my relationships that get me [meth] right now” and tbh i think of her a lot i hope she’s okay
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
Stress of my day: my pictures are used in a YouTube video about scp drama and all the comments are about how everyone in the video is chopped
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Marge
Marge Simpson sits on the couch in the Simpsons family living room. She says "do you feel inert, like a spectator to your own life-" She begins to dissolve into smoke, as does the couch. "-a thing passing on rails outside your window as you sit there and watch?" Marge and the couch continue to fade away, half the couch is gone now, Marge's upper half fully gone. "You don't have to die to become a ghost." Marge's body and the couch are gone, but her face stares blankly out of the wall.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
Face +scent
Me wearing karkat horns with stubble A plastic jar of marijuana
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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dominictarason.com
Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.
deathcoaster.bsky.social deathcoaster.bsky.social @deathcoaster.bsky.social · 13d
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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columboscreens.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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ascalaphid.com
trying to hone in on the abbot's design
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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comicprintinguk.bsky.social
I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.
October 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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noescapevg.com
Then what the fuck is the point of you
Important: The Horror Zine does NOT accept any material that contains adult or sexually explicit content; abuse or harming of women or children; any rape scenes; serial killers; slasher; gore for gore's sake, or splatter punk. We do NOT accept any religious or political themes. We do NOT accept any submissions written in Olde English, Victorian, or 19th Century styles. We do NOT accept any submissions told in a diary or letter or journal format, written in numbered chapters, told as memories, or told entirely as dialogue (someone recounting past events). We do NOT accept any submissions created with the use of, or any assistance form, Artificial Intelligence (AI). We do NOT accept fan fiction.
October 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot
pftompkins.bsky.social Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · Aug 17
Graham Linehan ruined his own life by walking down a path of hatred but forgetting to first become a billionaire writing beloved children’s books and THEN walking down a path of hatred
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
i wish they’d let gregg turkington run a one-man broadcast booth for a football game. he’d just call every field goal attempt good and then go back to talking about the lettering on the jerseys
September 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
seems pretty gay (homosexual) behavior to die by a throat bullet
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
joyceanfartboner.bsky.social
if i was shot in the throat i would’ve been okay
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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johnxuandou.bsky.social
He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online
"...who he didn't want to fuck. they're called autogynephiles, brendan. so whenever you hear one of the tall goth girls at lunch go 'oh she watches evangelion, that's so agp' you know that's short for autogynephile."
home movies brendan and coach mcguirk
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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devtesla.bsky.social
new goon legend has appeared
In progress something awful forum thread: credburn Runa posted: "It couldn't have been the difficulty or the length of the game that threw you off" I grew up hating Chrono Trigger because of one of those childhood grievances that got attached to something else. Like, I think it began as one of those things where I had Secret of Mana and the other kid had Chrono Trigger and we got into an argument about which was better but it resulted in me getting punched in the face and I think my pogs got stolen. Then I go on the Internet and you know how fandom is, you criticize one or two things about the game and everyone jumps on you, it felt like being assaulted and having my pogs stolen again. Two bad experiences around voicing a not-even-that-negative opinion about Chrono Trigger, for the next twenty years my brain just associated that game with angry shitty experiences. At PAX West a few years ago my (now ex) partner and I lost in a game show thing because I failed to properly identify a music piece from Chrono Trigger, and none of this would have happened if I just played and enjoyed the game like the demographic datum that I am. Static Rook: Dumped for not knowing Chrono Trigger music. That's cold. credburn: She left me for a guy who, no joke, the first time I felt threatened by him was when he and my ex bonded so hard over Chrono Trigger. Nevermind, Chrono Trigger is nothing but bad memories for me
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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yemdm.bsky.social
Yezera, from the fangame Pokemon Tectonic #pokemon #pokemonart
October 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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hayao.lol
😤
a frowning Shaq issuing a technical foul captioned when the murderer starts being mean to Columbo
September 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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hayao.lol
bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes
Sainsbury's Corn Flakes from 1973 superimposing a outlined sun witha face over fields of wheat and corn
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome
milesklee.bsky.social Batman or halo @milesklee.bsky.social · Aug 26
Even Musk fans and reply guys are growing appalled at his efforts to push his AI model Grok by constantly reposting animations of scantily clad female characters. “Don’t post AI soft porn for at least one day challenge,” writes one.
Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop
Elon Musk continues to pitch his chatbot Grok with animations of female characters in revealing outfits, and even his fans are getting annoyed.
www.rollingstone.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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reubencovington.bsky.social
The Abyssal Sea Update
Pokémon: Salt & Shadow (3.0.0) patch
- 30+ new abilities
- 35+ new moves
- 35+ new species
- New items, music, and postgame-only content.
- The truth?
Download here: www.mediafire.com/file/32yz6t3... See ⁠download-steps for directions on how to update.
August 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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kaceyisspacey.bsky.social
I forgot there's not one but TWO movies based on the idea "cillian murphy makes a pretty girl"
cillian murphy in breakfast at Pluto cillian murphy in peacock
July 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
well, called that

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/read-elias...
“Posting was his real passion,” said one of the chat participants, adding: “He loved it.” The friend said Rodriguez had drawn inspiration as a kid from the niche but culturally influential forum website Something Awful, particularly its irony-laced, misanthropic subforum, FYAD (short for “Fuck You And Die”).
May 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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srutis.bsky.social
If Will and Hannibal just touched tips it would have saved so many lives
February 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM