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I'm gay and love garbage

Forum: jstpst.net
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probably worth $2,490 if we're being honest
If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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In one of my most treasured memory card archeology finds, a kid named Brian received a PS2 and a copy of The Polar Express twenty years ago today and played it exactly once before never touching it again.
December 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Have yourself a merry little Pusheen✨🎁💖
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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perhaps the greatest gift i've ever received
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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one difference is that blocking ppl on bluesky is like nuking them. on bluesky, people die when they are killed. you block someone and it's like their avatar is erased from existence. you will never see them on your feed ever again. in exchange for stricter moderation if you block someone they die
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Any time I’m out with a group of people and they start to debate whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich or if Die Hard is a Christmas movie I change the subject to ICE raids and Jeffry Epstein to change the mood in the room
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Santa's actions here mean thousands of workers have just been fired on Christmas Eve
Last week @sabs.bsky.social, @izdaramola.bsky.social and I watched She’s Making A List, which is the only movie I’ve seen where Santa vaporizes a dude into a cloud of dust defector.com/we-watch-a-c...
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
my favorite thing in silent hill f is when someone claims that they care for you and will support you and then they run up ahead so you have to progress completely alone
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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THE GRINCH: and to all a good night!!!

*five minutes later*

CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: hey can we talk? thanks for bringing back the presents and cutting the roast beast but - did you talk to my kid?

THE GRINCH: uh, yes, uh, when I wa-

CINDY LOO WHO'S MOM: okay so don't ever talk to my kid again
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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In case you have been wondering how things are going in Seattle these days
Be aware of toilet rats, King County says
Rats could climb into your toilet as a result of recent flooding from atmospheric rivers, King County officials say. Enter "wet rat winter."
www.seattletimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
wow just like the movie
Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Gaming for Columbine....
It’s the Wordle—
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
here's my version of this chart
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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now that they redacted the files, we will never know if donald trump is a pedophile
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
games are not frivolous because the purpose of life is hanging out. games are the ultimate hangout activity. even when you are alone, when you are playing a video game you are spiritually hanging out
The way that even people who play games conceptualize it as unnecessary and frivolous is fun to pick apart because on the one hand technically that’s true but on the other hand so is all media and the majority of technology. The entire thing feels a little catholic.
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM