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I think it's funny that there's some evil people voicing meows in the game where you torture cats
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I'm enjoying Romeo is a Dead Man a lot, but it's very funny that all it takes to be declared a weirdo games genius is to make a normal ass video game and use cool art to paper over the cheap parts
February 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
the most successful games in the world are party action rpgs where you real money gamble for characters, and I think we're going to see a bunch of games that will have tons of ideas and concepts but will at it's heart really just be genshin again
put on a video from a guide creator I liked doing some promo whatever for some gacha game in beta and it sounds like such a game game they like clearly want to make a gta game with crime and cars but also put a bunch of yakuza activities into it and also it has botw climbing and gliding

just???
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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DaFructivorousGoblin liked your post: why dont they make the whole apple out of the core

DaFructivorousGoblin sent you a message: you seem cool
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
me whenever I'm listening to Blue and Joni Mitchell sings the word blue
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Yakuza Kiwami 3 being hot garbage is particularly disappointing, because if there ever was a game that would benefit from an actually good rewrite and some retcons it's definitely Y3
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
highly recommend reading the Time article quoted here, it's full of wild stuff. framing pokemon as an disgusting otaku obsession makes me like it more
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
RGG is busy working on Virtua Fighter and Stranger Than Heaven, and it feels like the strategy to keep the Yakuza franchise going in the meantime is to make ill advised updates to previous games with tossed of story updates to justify their existence. an incredibly sega fuck up
Technically poor and hurried, devoid of the original's charm, and full of filler content and baffling changes, Yakuza Kiwami 3 is a 20/100, a 2/10, a one-star game.

It's a seismic miss that left me questioning my love for the series.

My review: www.gamerguides.com/yakuza-kiwam...
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
why is this so funny
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
the ad is basically a victory lap. they had a bunch of celebrities say they have a favorite Pokemon and it didn't seem weird, because that's a normal thing to have
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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under woke 2 you will be able to enjoy Baby it's Cold Outside
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
gatcha crime....
MiHoYo has confirmed that four former employees of its Genshin Impact development team have been sentenced to prison due to bribery and corruption. Following internal investigations, they were found guilty of abusing their positions for illicit gains. Sentences ranged from six months to over a year.
4 Former Employees of Genshin Impact Dev Have Been Sentenced to Prison
Genshin Impact developer miHoYo reveals details of an investigation against four former employees that ended in prison sentences.
gamerant.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
something awful tech youtuber thread locked due to contentious discussion about the sexuality of Alec from Technology Connections
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Was reading about how they made a “smooth miles Davis” for the cover of the 2020 reissue of in a silent way and losing my fucking mind?!
January 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I'm the only normal man
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
if the truth of who sabotaged build a rocket boy will be revealed exclusively in mindseye.... then I suppose it will continue to be a mystery to all
EXCLUSIVE: MindsEye co-CEO Mark Gerhard claims they've "caught" those responsible for what they say was a €1 million+ sabotage campaign.

Build A Rocket Boy even began tracking employees and say they'll putt those they say did it in MindsEye.

insider-gaming.com/mindseye-ceo...
MindsEye Co-CEO Alleges €1 Million+ Was Spent in Sabotaging The Game, Will Pursue Legal Action
MindsEye Co-CEO Mark Gerhard has alleged in an internal meeting that the company has caught those who sabotaged its game.
insider-gaming.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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sorry ChatGPT bootlickers... I'll be over here using the liberal democracy supporting Claude
February 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I have no idea if this is an effective psa but I loved this from the moment I saw it. I want the cast of ff7 to take care of their mental health, together
Apparently this is from 2 years ago but I saw it for the first time today - There's a TV commercial featuring characters from Final Fantasy 7 about reaching out to people regarding mental health concerns, pretty fascinating brand synergy here
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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ok tone down the charisma pal they’ll send you to the asylum
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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looking on the bright side….the last big newspaper left is the ny times which is problem free and beloved by all
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
the first good Pedro Pascal movie....
Pedro Pascal officially replaces Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Haynes’ new gay romance movie ‘De Noche,’ Variety reports.

He stars opposite Danny Ramirez.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM