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a wizard with a bone to pick
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what's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals"?
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new movie idea that my girlfriend said "maybe" to when i asked if i should post it

Sexual Predator - it's a regular Predator movie but his dick is out the entire time and he's touching people inappropriately
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +

DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Why. Were. So. Many. Men. Regularly. Emailing. Jeff. Epstein. After. He. Was. A. Known. Pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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We wrote the Strain on scientific publishing to highlight the problems of time & trust. With a fantastic group of co-authors, we present The Drain of Scientific Publishing:

a 🧵 1/n

Drain: arxiv.org/abs/2511.04820
Strain: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
Oligopoly: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've been reading this as "Most Attractive Male Hobbits" and thinking that ForeignLanguages would be an astoundingly stupid name for a hobbit
I totally did not make any changes to this chart.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Elon's Optimus is going to run out of battery about six hours into its first day trying to stop him snorting whatever he needs to come up with this shit
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is

ME: what’s chappie?

TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
if vacancy factor hits 30% then broken windows theory turns into a real boy
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
k-mom and k-pop shop
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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art
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wheel of Fortune has gotten much raunchier since Pat Sajak left
Ripening S**********s in Uniforms 81, Ripening In Shin-Yokohama, Barely Legal.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
First feetfinder user
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
taking extra time off this winter for Brismas, the holiday celebrating Jesus' circumcision. please respect my beliefs thank you
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM