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what's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals"?
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I've been reading this as "Most Attractive Male Hobbits" and thinking that ForeignLanguages would be an astoundingly stupid name for a hobbit
I totally did not make any changes to this chart.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I've been reading this as "Most Attractive Male Hobbits" and thinking that ForeignLanguages would be an astoundingly stupid name for a hobbit
Elon's Optimus is going to run out of battery about six hours into its first day trying to stop him snorting whatever he needs to come up with this shit
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Elon's Optimus is going to run out of battery about six hours into its first day trying to stop him snorting whatever he needs to come up with this shit
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What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
if vacancy factor hits 30% then broken windows theory turns into a real boy
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
if vacancy factor hits 30% then broken windows theory turns into a real boy
k-mom and k-pop shop
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
k-mom and k-pop shop
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
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Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
July 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
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Wheel of Fortune has gotten much raunchier since Pat Sajak left
Ripening S**********s in Uniforms 81, Ripening In Shin-Yokohama, Barely Legal.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wheel of Fortune has gotten much raunchier since Pat Sajak left
First feetfinder user
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
First feetfinder user
taking extra time off this winter for Brismas, the holiday celebrating Jesus' circumcision. please respect my beliefs thank you
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
taking extra time off this winter for Brismas, the holiday celebrating Jesus' circumcision. please respect my beliefs thank you
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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It's the weekend, baby
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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Jeremy Renner? From the Jeremy Renner app?
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Jeremy Renner? From the Jeremy Renner app?
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Give it to me, baby
[me when I take candy from a baby]
[me when I take candy from a baby]
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Give it to me, baby
[me when I take candy from a baby]
[me when I take candy from a baby]
literally nothing he says makes me want to be careful about calling him and his followers Nazis
Nick Fuentes says people better be careful about calling him a Nazi "because if I'm a Nazi, then there's millions of young people that are following a fucking Nazi." Um, yeah, that's exactly what we've been warning about!
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
literally nothing he says makes me want to be careful about calling him and his followers Nazis
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This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
Breaking News: A jury found a man not guilty of assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington.
Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
The verdict on a misdemeanor charge came after seven hours of deliberation, and after prosecutors had previously failed to secure a felony indictment.
nyti.ms
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich
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Okay but what are you gonna do when America starts rising into the sun because our weight isn't keeping it down? THINK OZ THINK
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Okay but what are you gonna do when America starts rising into the sun because our weight isn't keeping it down? THINK OZ THINK
you posers, i moved out of new york 2.5 years ago and i didn't need mayor zoloft monday to make me do it
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
you posers, i moved out of new york 2.5 years ago and i didn't need mayor zoloft monday to make me do it