colrin
@jorts.rodeo
this place is not a place of honor.
no highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
no highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
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White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
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Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps
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zoe i have new orders
put down the pride flag assault rifle and clean your room zoe
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
zoe i have new orders
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Rest in PISS Adam Scott!! Parks and Rec was shit. THe cancer ate you!! The Vultures Invade The Cathedral At Your Wake and everyone cheers. You never grew a full beard! You never had Gosling drawing power! HA! Pancreatic Cancer!!! Wait, what? whoops. sorry was just trying to fit in. i hate dilber
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Rest in PISS Adam Scott!! Parks and Rec was shit. THe cancer ate you!! The Vultures Invade The Cathedral At Your Wake and everyone cheers. You never grew a full beard! You never had Gosling drawing power! HA! Pancreatic Cancer!!! Wait, what? whoops. sorry was just trying to fit in. i hate dilber
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…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
October 31, 2024 at 2:44 AM
…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
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…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…
October 31, 2024 at 2:43 AM
…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…
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…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…
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…which was “but my cat’s not very good - I win most of the time”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:41 AM
…which was “but my cat’s not very good - I win most of the time”…
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…and before I could get to the punchline…
October 31, 2024 at 2:40 AM
…and before I could get to the punchline…
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…which was that every time I tried to play one of my cats would start batting around the pieces…
October 31, 2024 at 2:40 AM
…which was that every time I tried to play one of my cats would start batting around the pieces…
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…on one of my episodes I had a story about how “I play chess with my cat”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:39 AM
…on one of my episodes I had a story about how “I play chess with my cat”…
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…so I’m one of the reasons pet stories are not allowed on Jeopardy any more…
October 31, 2024 at 2:38 AM
…so I’m one of the reasons pet stories are not allowed on Jeopardy any more…
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Alex Trebek once threatened to beat me within an inch of my life…
October 31, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Alex Trebek once threatened to beat me within an inch of my life…
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The Count loading shells into a sawed off 'Vun, Two, Tree'
Elmo going full metal jacket muttering A is for Ammo as he oils an AR-15
Burt and Ernie digging up the basement and hauling out a weapons locker theyd promised each other never to touch again
Elmo going full metal jacket muttering A is for Ammo as he oils an AR-15
Burt and Ernie digging up the basement and hauling out a weapons locker theyd promised each other never to touch again
December 16, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The Count loading shells into a sawed off 'Vun, Two, Tree'
Elmo going full metal jacket muttering A is for Ammo as he oils an AR-15
Burt and Ernie digging up the basement and hauling out a weapons locker theyd promised each other never to touch again
Elmo going full metal jacket muttering A is for Ammo as he oils an AR-15
Burt and Ernie digging up the basement and hauling out a weapons locker theyd promised each other never to touch again
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2 Zoo 2 Topia
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
2 Zoo 2 Topia
10 minutes of audience research would have revealed that there is no threat emptier to indiana than "no more roads"
Crazy this didn’t work on people who voted for you
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
10 minutes of audience research would have revealed that there is no threat emptier to indiana than "no more roads"
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In relationships, it’s important to remember the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled
August 1, 2024 at 6:05 AM
In relationships, it’s important to remember the little things. My parole officer, for example, hates to be tickled
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
watching the hunt for red october right now is praxis
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
watching the hunt for red october right now is praxis
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its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
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I dont 'worship' odin you fool. Do you worship the wolf when he has your neck in his jaws? You moron? No! I fear odin, as do all wise men
July 19, 2023 at 5:20 PM
I dont 'worship' odin you fool. Do you worship the wolf when he has your neck in his jaws? You moron? No! I fear odin, as do all wise men
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this