colrin
@jorts.rodeo
this place is not a place of honor.
no highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
no highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here.
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White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
instead of giving them rights we should send them somewhere really far away from any form of civilization and make them solve puzzles in exchange for nuts and seeds
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
instead of giving them rights we should send them somewhere really far away from any form of civilization and make them solve puzzles in exchange for nuts and seeds
it's a long and proud tradition
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
it's a long and proud tradition
the interview he gave that caused the 1908 daily telegraph scandal reads almost exactly like one of those long truth social posts
wwi.lib.byu.edu/index.php/Th...
wwi.lib.byu.edu/index.php/Th...
The Daily Telegraph Affair - World War I Document Archive
wwi.lib.byu.edu
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the interview he gave that caused the 1908 daily telegraph scandal reads almost exactly like one of those long truth social posts
wwi.lib.byu.edu/index.php/Th...
wwi.lib.byu.edu/index.php/Th...
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…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
October 31, 2024 at 2:44 AM
…and they cut Trebek’s line when they aired the episode so my story ends abruptly with no punchline.
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…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…
October 31, 2024 at 2:43 AM
…and the audience full of elementary school kids collectively gasped…
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…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
…Alex Trebek cut me off and said “If you tell me that your cat beats you at chess I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”…
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…which was “but my cat’s not very good - I win most of the time”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:41 AM
…which was “but my cat’s not very good - I win most of the time”…
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…and before I could get to the punchline…
October 31, 2024 at 2:40 AM
…and before I could get to the punchline…
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…which was that every time I tried to play one of my cats would start batting around the pieces…
October 31, 2024 at 2:40 AM
…which was that every time I tried to play one of my cats would start batting around the pieces…
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…on one of my episodes I had a story about how “I play chess with my cat”…
October 31, 2024 at 2:39 AM
…on one of my episodes I had a story about how “I play chess with my cat”…
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…so I’m one of the reasons pet stories are not allowed on Jeopardy any more…
October 31, 2024 at 2:38 AM
…so I’m one of the reasons pet stories are not allowed on Jeopardy any more…
i'll grant that if there's one thing this state legislature doesn't need it's another excuse to reach into indianapolis's pockets, but they come up with way dumber ones every other month anyway so fuck it i guess
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
i'll grant that if there's one thing this state legislature doesn't need it's another excuse to reach into indianapolis's pockets, but they come up with way dumber ones every other month anyway so fuck it i guess
oh no, the roads! they won't be paved, you say? the roads they've been refusing to pave since 1976? those roads? get real
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
oh no, the roads! they won't be paved, you say? the roads they've been refusing to pave since 1976? those roads? get real