Jorgel “Eunie Enjoyer” Crisp
@jorgelcrisp.bsky.social
He/Him. Gremlin, Disliker of TERFS, The only Scot in the Discorb.
I talk a lot of shite and not a lot else.
I talk a lot of shite and not a lot else.
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SAD Season is Rapidly approaching in Scotland, Sunlight is a commodity.
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
SAD Season is Rapidly approaching in Scotland, Sunlight is a commodity.
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
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19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
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This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
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trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
I have been trying for years for this. It may seem a shitpost, But my hype is immeasurable
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I have been trying for years for this. It may seem a shitpost, But my hype is immeasurable
Music. There is a wealth of absolutely beautiful and sometimes profound music online, you just need to look for it.
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Music. There is a wealth of absolutely beautiful and sometimes profound music online, you just need to look for it.
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
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Good morning Bluesky !
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
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So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
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Online right-wing rhetoric began shifting last night from saying the left-wing must be destroyed because someone on the left supposedly killed Charlie Kirk to saying the left-wing must be destroyed because there were people on the left who celebrated his death.
In case anyone was wondering.
In case anyone was wondering.
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Online right-wing rhetoric began shifting last night from saying the left-wing must be destroyed because someone on the left supposedly killed Charlie Kirk to saying the left-wing must be destroyed because there were people on the left who celebrated his death.
In case anyone was wondering.
In case anyone was wondering.
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Bomb threats all over on 9/11, not because of foreign bad actors but because the president is the inciter in chief.
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bomb threats all over on 9/11, not because of foreign bad actors but because the president is the inciter in chief.
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I will feel a sadness for his kids that he and his supporters wouldn't have felt for mine, because I'm a better man than he was.
But I owe him and his ilk no more than the basic humanity I demand from myself.
And neither do you.
But I owe him and his ilk no more than the basic humanity I demand from myself.
And neither do you.
September 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I will feel a sadness for his kids that he and his supporters wouldn't have felt for mine, because I'm a better man than he was.
But I owe him and his ilk no more than the basic humanity I demand from myself.
And neither do you.
But I owe him and his ilk no more than the basic humanity I demand from myself.
And neither do you.
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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"school shooting industry"
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
The school shooting industry is worth billions — and it keeps growing
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
n.pr
September 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"school shooting industry"
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Whoever is the War Thunder legal counsel probably owns multiple lambos by now
September 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Whoever is the War Thunder legal counsel probably owns multiple lambos by now
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Crying as I type . . .
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Crying as I type . . .
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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I’ve been critical of some of these chyron‘s but when they get it right, they get it right
August 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ve been critical of some of these chyron‘s but when they get it right, they get it right