jordonolson.bsky.social
@jordonolson.bsky.social
Fine woodworker, basketball aficionado. IG: instagram.com/olsondesign
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I foresee that someone (definitely not Giannis!) will place a bet on Kalshi that Giannis will be traded to a specific team right before he is actually traded to that exact team.
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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/Don Pardo voice, over blaring SNL theme saxophones "Muuuusical guest, Mike Vrabel."
October 15, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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I got my husband a milkshake at the pharmacy soda fountain while my prescription was being readied because I am a loving and caring wife and because I contain multitudes (prideful, self involved) I drank it on the car ride home.
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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James Harden in Cleveland Ohio
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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A six foot guard from Georgetown
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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No, no, you misheard me, I’m in the Eckstein Files, a list of people who have succeeded despite lacking the physical attributes because of hard work, intelligence, and grit.
July 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is
More than 34,000 Minnesotans signed up to be trained as ICED observers with various activist groups in recent weeks, many of them since Jan. 7, when a federal agent shot and killed Renée Good.
Thousands of new ICE watchers hit the streets after two killings
Minnesotans outraged by the killings of Renée Good and Alex Pretti have signed up in large numbers to monitor and protest ICE with other activists.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️
January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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It's crazy that if you have the first principle "human ethnic groups, physical differences aside, are not different in terms of mental capacity or 'inherent' personality traits" you are woker than 90% of the people who work for supposedly liberal media organizations.
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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oh shit we got hennepin hannah
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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does anyone know when MELANIA 2 comes out
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass
WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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bars
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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people in sf are scrunging their bungos. they’re wiring fleebs to their pudbots
The AI evangelists want us all to conveniently forget that they were all telling us we had to buy bored apes or we would be left out of the Economy Of The Future four years ago.
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Even the Barstool bros (whose founder Dave Portnoy voted for Trump three times) are lambasting ICE for their execution of Alex Pretti. This is breaking containment
January 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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This is correct. This is what everyone needs to hear and know in their hearts, especially right now.
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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i cynically but sincerely believe they actually cancelled a game because Adam Silver was worried the crowd would signal its displeasure over the government killing its citizens and hurt the television product as well of the feelings of his real life actual close personal friend Jared kushner
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM