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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny
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dracula doesn't actually need anyone's blood it's just another one of his exhausting little affectations
March 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
dracula doesn't actually need anyone's blood it's just another one of his exhausting little affectations
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nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.
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the one trick mods don’t want you to know
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
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suspect in charlie kirk shooting has been identified as young sheldon. "our client is a totally different guy," explained lawyers representing regular sheldon
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
suspect in charlie kirk shooting has been identified as young sheldon. "our client is a totally different guy," explained lawyers representing regular sheldon
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
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For years I’ve been unsure whether the Wikipedia page on crucifixion having a section called “Crucifixion in Anime” was real or a weird dream. I just remembered I can look up the edits and there’s a whole argument about it
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For years I’ve been unsure whether the Wikipedia page on crucifixion having a section called “Crucifixion in Anime” was real or a weird dream. I just remembered I can look up the edits and there’s a whole argument about it
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Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions
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June 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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friendly reminder to please stop using your turn signals! i do not want spoilers 🥰
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
friendly reminder to please stop using your turn signals! i do not want spoilers 🥰
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It really feels to me like decades of comment sections combined with a decade of algorithmic content curation pushing engagement bait have combined to kill the primacy of the OP in favor of centering one's emotional response to content. It's a fundamentally different way of engaging w/ social media.
My primarily complaint about this app is that a consequential number of people on here have never ever heard of jokes, parody, irony and/or sarcasm, and they’re encountering it for the first time through the post of the person they’re replying to.
May 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It really feels to me like decades of comment sections combined with a decade of algorithmic content curation pushing engagement bait have combined to kill the primacy of the OP in favor of centering one's emotional response to content. It's a fundamentally different way of engaging w/ social media.
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the friend of my friend is my enemy
May 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
the friend of my friend is my enemy
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
how much do you think minerals paid for their slot in the opening question of 20 questions. like they did not get there on merit i’m sorry
May 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
how much do you think minerals paid for their slot in the opening question of 20 questions. like they did not get there on merit i’m sorry
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
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as corporations come crawling back to woke, this is an opportune time to press for concessions from the anti-woke coalition. i propose we act aggressively to expand pride month by capturing and claiming the first two weeks of july as well
April 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
as corporations come crawling back to woke, this is an opportune time to press for concessions from the anti-woke coalition. i propose we act aggressively to expand pride month by capturing and claiming the first two weeks of july as well
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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i am giving you explicit permission not to preface anything fun or cool or creative you want to share with, "i know everything is weird and sucks right now but--" SHHH 🤫 do not apologize for putting something good into a bullshit world. tell the haters that one lady with the dog pic said it's fine
April 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i am giving you explicit permission not to preface anything fun or cool or creative you want to share with, "i know everything is weird and sucks right now but--" SHHH 🤫 do not apologize for putting something good into a bullshit world. tell the haters that one lady with the dog pic said it's fine
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Try not to be jealous of my view right now
April 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Try not to be jealous of my view right now